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PURPLE BIGFOOT wrote:The Grape Ape takes note of the size of the Green Giants — just in case — then fades back into the feu follet.

Hope he stays back there

Twilight queendom

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:Ah — just pick that trout up and dust it off — it’ll still taste good in some grease!

Fish don’t need grease, my good fisherman. At least, not when you’re an alligator!

IYAAYAS wrote:Fried lamingtons do sound good!

Lunch counter here I come

The pelicans swoop down and take control of the Lamingtons.

Pelican Empire wrote:The pelicans swoop down and take control of the Lamingtons.

Too many carbs anyway!

I’m hearing good things about the bass biting on deep water jigs; think I’m headed out for a bit.

IYAAYAS wrote:Too many carbs anyway!

I’m hearing good things about the bass biting on deep water jigs; think I’m headed out for a bit.

Do you cook the fish you eat sir?

Rusheim wrote:Do you cook the fish you eat sir?

I had the misfortune once of eating the fish I caught and did not cook — ugh

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:I had the misfortune once of eating the fish I caught and did not cook — ugh

What do you mean? Frost elves only eat meat raw!

Rusheim wrote:What do you mean? Frost elves only eat meat raw!

The plum hued beast looks on from deep inside the feu follet.....the time is nigh

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:I had the misfortune once of eating the fish I caught and did not cook — ugh

Rusheim wrote:What do you mean? Frost elves only eat meat raw!

Lucky for you both there will be a fish fry this weekend! Details on the park message board

Stops and picks up a trading card that was dropped on the dock — flips it over and considers it closely

Who is Peckles?

IYAAYAS wrote:The Fired Up First Sergeant rubs the Alligalactic Appendage gently on the surface of a picnic table — an ice cold glass of sweet tea materializes!

The mermaid is extremely grateful and accepts the tea.

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:Stops and picks up a trading card that was dropped on the dock — flips it over and considers it closely

Who is Peckles?

Graaaaaawwwwwllllll

Attention all park guests!

The Rougaroux has been sighted coming from the bog to feed on fish and crawfish.

Do Not be alarmed if you have an encounter (if you survive)!

Remain calm 😬
Do not run — no you should run!
Do not separate from your group.
Do not chase the Rougaroux!
Do NOT feed the Rougaroux.
Record it’s location and direction of travel.
Report the encounter to the Camp Host immediately.

Thank you!

Comradeistan

Camp Host wrote:Attention all park guests!

The Rougaroux has been sighted coming from the big to feed on fish and crawfish.

Do Not be alarmed if you have an encounter (if you survive)!

Remain calm 😬
Do not run — no you should run!
Do not separate from your group.
Do not chase the Rougaroux!
Do NOT feed the Rougaroux.
Record it’s location and direction of travel.
Report the encounter to the Camp Host immediately.

Thank you!

Proceeds to passive-aggressively break all the rules, and feeds the Rougaroux

A giant green warrior arrives from afar sand heads directly to the bait shop

Hmmm — looking for fishing poles

Green Feet wrote:A giant green warrior arrives from afar sand heads directly to the bait shop

Hmmm — looking for fishing poles

The Fired Up First Sergeant recommends top water action on the bog

Watch out for the Rougaroux though

IYAAYAS wrote:Too many carbs anyway!

I’m hearing good things about the bass biting on deep water jigs; think I’m headed out for a bit.

Swoops overhear and squawks

“I want bass too!”

Comradeistan wrote:Proceeds to passive-aggressively break all the rules, and feeds the Rougaroux

The alligator king gasps in shock and faints; his minions fan him with a peacock feather and cart him away on a palanquin.

Comradeistan

The Alligator King wrote:The alligator king gasps in shock and faints; his minions fan him with a peacock feather and cart him away on a palanquin.

Somebody bring an AED!

Comradeistan wrote:Proceeds to passive-aggressively break all the rules, and feeds the Rougaroux

😬

Comradeistan

Camp Host wrote:Lore says that le roup garou also know as the Rougaroux (some say part witch, some say part vampire, most say part wolf) has roamed these marshes for centuries. This mythical beast can smell small children and sneaks out of the swamps at night to steal them away and gobble them up. Legend also tells of a phenomenon called feu follet or swamp lights. These eerie lights are the ghost of Jack Lantern who lures the curious into the swamp, most never to be seen again; the few who survive have never been the same. The Mosesausarus used to inhabit the marshes too rounding out the dangerous trifecta of beasts.

A man who’d lost all his loved ones to these creatures ventured into the marsh seeking revenge. He followed the swamp lights deeper and deeper into the fog, deep enough that the fog turned to a humid mist. The lights led to an old shack amid a thick stand of cypress trees. What happened in that shack is known to nobody....but the man that emerged was a large-hairy-purple-Bigfoot. The purple Bigfoot lived in the swamp and feed on the Mosesausarus until they were extinct then he began to feed on the park guests....thousands perished. This greatly upset the Rougaroux who hunted the Purple Bigfoot and drove him from the region.

It has been said that if the Mosesausarus ever returned the Purple Bigfoot would too!

And these days the PURPLE BIGFOOT lives in the bog.....but rumor has it the Rougaroux has returned and is being fed!

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:And these days the PURPLE BIGFOOT lives in the bog.....but rumor has it the Rougaroux has returned and is being fed!

Proceeds to continue to be Evil

The Fired Up First Sergeant stops as he’s walking through the park — he stoops to pick up a thing that caught his keen eye — it’s a trading card and the picture is of the The Alligator King

IYAAYAS wrote:The Fired Up First Sergeant stops as he’s walking through the park — he stoops to pick up a thing that caught his keen eye — it’s a trading card and the picture is of the The Alligator King

The alligator king swims up to take a picture next to his card

Hello from the Edmundian Empire! We've been contacting embassies we haven't talked with in literally years. As such, I would like to ask this question; how have you guys been doing over the past ~2 years?

P.S. We are NOT closing embassies -- just wanted to clarify
P.S.S. Your region specifically has a warm place in our hearts, largely due to the mutual RP a year ago.

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