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Noda Megumi wrote:*continues her piano practice*

pieano

Noda Megumi wrote:*continues her piano practice*

*throws your piano out the window*

no more piano for you

Andaightmennessaurowistan wrote:*throws your piano out the window*

no more piano for you

You made her mad... thats not going to end well.

That, or another piano will magically appear.

Himmelland wrote:3 hours later and I'm still unsure what you meant by that

Lol from what I read the ideology is just communism by another name, top kek, they need to go back to /pol/

Bruh

*continues her piano practice*

Eacha Fecha wrote:Guess who ceased to exist? again? this guyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

endorse me pls

..being part of the WA would probably help me with getting endorsements.

god im an idiot

Eacha Fecha wrote:..being part of the WA would probably help me with getting endorsements.

god im an idiot

I thought your email was just taking a long time.

Ankuran wrote:I thought your email was just taking a long time.

Oh hey ankuran, long time no see :))

Eacha Fecha wrote:Oh hey ankuran, long time no see :))

Heya. Been awhile.

Calva wrote:Lol from what I read the ideology is just communism by another name, top kek, they need to go back to /pol/

Anarchism, more accurately. Anarcho-pacifism in particular

Ankuran wrote:Heya. Been awhile.

How have ya been?

Eacha Fecha wrote:How have ya been?

'Bout the same. You?

Time for some patch notes for Calva

Calva Patch Notes v1.2

New Features:

Enhanced civil rights protections to ensure equality and justice for all citizens.

Changes and Improvements:

Enhanced infrastructure in rural areas, because, hey, even bears deserve good roads.
Upgraded emergency response systems to handle everything from wildfires to alien invasions.
Streamlined bureaucracy to cut down on paperwork and increase efficiency.
Expanded educational opportunities because smart citizens are happy citizens.
Implemented environmental conservation measures to keep Calva green and beautiful.
Nerfed corruption to prevent government officials from lining their pockets at the expense of the people.
Bug Fixes:

Fixed a bug causing cows to spontaneously speak Greek. They've now been put on a strict moo diet.
Addressed an issue where Calva's national bear, affectionately known as "The Big Bear," was refusing to hibernate during the winter months.
Resolved a glitch causing government officials to break into dance randomly during official ceremonies.
Squashed a bug causing vending machines to dispense passports instead of snacks.
Implemented a fix for a ragdoll physics bug that was causing citizens to fly off into space after tripping on pebbles.
Patched out-of-bounds glitches that allowed players to access restricted areas by clipping through walls.
Known Issues:

Citizens may experience occasional delays in accessing government services due to high demand.
The occasional rogue sheep may still attempt to overthrow the government. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Noda Megumi wrote:*continues her piano practice*

Can you play this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qskm9MTz2V4

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