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1234. . .2021»

*sets out the Breakfast Buffet of Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles, Eggs to Order, Socially Acceptable Meats and Sausages, Juices, Coffee, Tea, and Mimosas*

Welcome to the House. Come for the food, stay for the Pooh Sticks.

*Allison helps herself to some tea and an fried egg sandwich*

What happened? I found our embassies closed and our Ambassador in that cesspool.

Kate Walker, Cabbage people, Woolly Rhinoceros, and Sheenah

Thanks for fixing up the place :) Looks nice.

Kate Walker, Cabbage people, Cadburys cream egg, and Sheenah

Welcome back esteemed residents of the House. Brunch is being served, so help yourselves to what you like. Warm hugs are always available.

The Respected Realms wrote:What happened? I found our embassies closed and our Ambassador in that cesspool.

I don't know. I woke up in Kandarin's BBQ and the region was gone. I don't know what went through Her Majesty's mind for her to destroy the House

The Respected Realms, Cabbage people, Woolly Rhinoceros, and Sheenah

Kate Walker wrote:Welcome back esteemed residents of the House. Brunch is being served, so help yourselves to what you like. Warm hugs are always available.

*runs up and hugs Kate*

Is everything going to be okay?

Sheenah wrote:*runs up and hugs Kate*

Is everything going to be okay?

*hugs Sheenah tightly and starts crying*
I hope so, dear. I hope so. :'(

Cabbage people and Woolly Rhinoceros

All wild things

*A wild thing drops by, and helps himself to some coffee. Feeling slightly awkward at the emotional display, he looks out the window.*

Hmm. That garden could do with a little tidy.

*He takes his coffee out to the garden, finds a rake, and starts to pile up dead leaves*

*herds her bunnies back to the House and the 100 Acre Wood*

What happened? We were sleeping in our cozy burrow and it seems that the bottom fell out and we landed in muck.

Kate Walker, Cabbage people, and Woolly Rhinoceros

All wild things wrote:*He takes his coffee out to the garden, finds a rake, and starts to pile up dead leaves*

Thank you, that was very kind of your in our hour of tribulations. Do come back where and when you can or send a representative. You'll always be welcome here.

Flopsy Bunnies wrote:What happened? We were sleeping in our cozy burrow and it seems that the bottom fell out and we landed in muck.

That happened to all of us, but you and your bunnies are safe now. Perhaps one of the men here could take the post holer and help you make a new burrow.

The Voice of ARB, Cabbage people, and Woolly Rhinoceros

*uses horn to dig a hole*

hmmm...that was probably larger than necessary. I've never been known for my delicacy...

Boy that rabbit hole was soooo deep.

The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Cabbage people

Good Morning House! I've made Oatmeal, Porridge, Cream of Mush, and other hot cereals for you to enjoy on this cold winter morning. There is also Coffee, Tea, and Me (my warm hugs) to warm you up.

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:*uses horn to dig a hole*

hmmm...that was probably larger than necessary. I've never been known for my delicacy...

I know, but it was amazing what you did do even with your horn placed where it is. You even saved Alice from being mired in the muck below.

Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote:Boy that rabbit hole was soooo deep.

Welcome back Alice. Let's get you cleaned up and your dress washed. Can someone else get Alice's kitten, Dinah, cleaned up?

Post self-deleted by Kate Walker.

Kate Walker wrote:Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to call attention to the Dispatch that I've pinned to the WFE. I would like to thank a good friend for his foresight in saving the more recent part of The House at Pooh Corner's RMB for us to look fondly back upon. Thank you so much! *Hugs*

It does not appear to have actually been pinned.

The Voice of ARB wrote:It does not appear to have actually been pinned.

Ooppss, My Bad. I was in a hurry and I forgot to confirm the pinning. :(

Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to call attention to the Dispatch that I've pinned to the WFE. I would like to thank a good friend for his foresight in saving the more recent part of The House at Pooh Corner's RMB for us to look fondly back upon. Thank you so much! *Hugs*

Kate Walker wrote:I know, but it was amazing what you did do even with your horn placed where it is.

*thinks about the placement of their horn*

Huh. Now I don't know how I managed that...perhaps lying on my side? The world may never know...

The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Cabbage people, and Sheenah

Good Morning House! This morning I've made a real stick to your ribs breakfast of Bangers and Mash. There's still, for some reason, leftover Oatmeal, Porridge, Cream of Mush from yesterday. We have eggs to order, socially acceptable bacon and breakfast sausages, pancakes and waffles, toast and marmalade, croissants, and fresh fruit for you to enjoy on this morning. There is also Coffee, Tea, and Me (my warm hugs) to warm you up as well as various juices and milk. Would anyone like a mimosa?

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:*thinks about the placement of their horn*

Huh. Now I don't know how I managed that...perhaps lying on my side? The world may never know...

Perhaps twisting your head around while lying on the ground? *unsure*

*Takes some scrambled eggs, almost-sausage and a pancake or two for a hearty breakfast. Also finds some cocoa in a cupboard to make their preferred hot beverage.*
Thanks for the buffet!

The Voice of ARB wrote:Thanks for the buffet!

You're most welcome. Please feel free to help yourself to seconds if your like. :D

The House at Pooh Corner, where the Kitchen never closes.

Oh, lest I forget, the following will be the meal schedule for the House:

  • 7:00am Breakfast.

  • 9:00am Second Breakfast.

  • 11:00am Elevenses.

  • 1:00pm Luncheon.

  • 4:00pm Afternoon Tea.

  • 6:00pm Dinner.

  • 8:00pm Supper

  • 9:00pm > - Snacks

Kate Walker wrote:
  • 1:00pm Luncheon.

  • 4:00pm Afternoon Tea.

  • ooh, there's such a long break between "luncheon" and "afternoon tea"...I can already feel a rumbly in my tumbly just thinking about it.

    The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Cabbage people, and Sheenah

    Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:ooh, there's such a long break between "luncheon" and "afternoon tea"...I can already feel a rumbly in my tumbly just thinking about it.

    There's always snacks to be found in the kitchen, but don't expect me to be here 24/7 to cater to everyone's gastronomic schedule.

    Cabbage people, Woolly Rhinoceros, and Sheenah

    Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:ooh, there's such a long break between "luncheon" and "afternoon tea"...I can already feel a rumbly in my tumbly just thinking about it.

    You can eat some of the radishes I found out in the woods!

    ...Well I think they're radishes

    Kate Walker wrote:You're most welcome. Please feel free to help yourself to seconds if your like. :D

    I take such large firsts it is very rare that I need seconds. Or even second breakfasts. :)

    The Voice of ARB wrote:I take such large firsts it is very rare that I need seconds. Or even second breakfasts. :)

    The food is there if you want seconds or not. Just enjoy! :D

    Woolly Rhinoceros and Sheenah

    1234. . .2021»

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