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Any day wid donuts is a good day! Of course, dis day is about to have many fewer donuts in it dere.

*Commence loud chewing noises*

Kate Walker and Shark boy

Shark boy

The elite Sharkmanndos paradropped in via planes with their gear. After landing, their commanding officer, Colonol Sharklord, walks into the main building se the troops set up camp.

Hey everyone! I’m colonol sharklord, but you can just call me sharky. Me and my boys have decided to join y’all. Any chance I can help around? Got any food?

Kate Walker wrote:Good Morning House! Everybody Good?

It's Donut Friday so today we have Donuts, and more Donuts...every Donut Possible. We also have Coffee, Tea, and Me (my warm hugs) to warm you up, as well as various juices and milk. There are Mimosas for anyone who would like one.

Sharky grabs a plate of jam donuts and a glass of Grape juice.

Welcome to the region!

Shark boy

The Voice of ARB wrote:Welcome to the region!

Thank you! If you want, I could make everyone some food?

Shark boy wrote:Thank you! If you want, I could make everyone some food?

Sure. I think I can safely say that we're very much into food in this region.

Shark boy

Sets out a wide selection of complimentary snacks including fresh fruit, crisps, popcorn and a tempting choice of dried fruit, nuts, sweets, chocolates and toffees

Shark boy wrote:Thank you! If you want, I could make everyone some food?

Anthropomorphic capitalist sharks making us food? Well, alright...I guess I'll try anything once.

*munches some of the popcorn and toffees*

Hmm, didn't taste nearly as much like the sea as I feared it would. Not bad, Sharky. Thanks

Shark boy wrote:Sets out a wide selection of complimentary snacks including fresh fruit, crisps, popcorn and a tempting choice of dried fruit, nuts, sweets, chocolates and toffees

Very nice. Thank you!

Aunt annas castle

Shark boy wrote:Sets out a wide selection of complimentary snacks including fresh fruit, crisps, popcorn and a tempting choice of dried fruit, nuts, sweets, chocolates and toffees

*Carries the popcorn a certain rhino dropped on the floor back to the nest*

Shark boy

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:Anthropomorphic capitalist sharks making us food? Well, alright...I guess I'll try anything once.

*munches some of the popcorn and toffees*

Hmm, didn't taste nearly as much like the sea as I feared it would. Not bad, Sharky. Thanks

Enjoy! For you information, our species mainly lives in large underwater dome cities. We only got out for hunting or sport. Our underwater dome farms provide the good we need.

The Voice of ARB wrote:Very nice. Thank you!

I’m also willing to help out.

Aunt annas castle wrote:*Carries the popcorn a certain rhino dropped on the floor back to the nest*

What are you?

Kate Walker, Woolly Rhinoceros, and Aunt annas castle

Aunt annas castle

Shark boy wrote:

What are you?

I am Aunt Anna, the collective hive mind of a large ant castle. The ants themselves are quite unintelligent, including their mother Queen Anna, but I provide them all with direction and a sense of purpose. Their religion centers around me, of course, and I try to be as benevolent a Goddess as possible, though that is not always easy.

We provide service to the region by cleaning up after feasts and bringing the crumbs back to the castle, where they are either eaten or used to reinforce the walls. We also protect the region from various predators, like anteaters. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. :)

Aunt annas castle wrote:I am Aunt Anna, the collective hive mind of a large ant castle. The ants themselves are quite unintelligent, including their mother Queen Anna, but I provide them all with direction and a sense of purpose. Their religion centers around me, of course, and I try to be as benevolent a Goddess as possible, though that is not always easy.

We provide service to the region by cleaning up after feasts and bringing the crumbs back to the castle, where they are either eaten or used to reinforce the walls. We also protect the region from various predators, like anteaters. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. :)

And they're our friend :)

The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, -Allemeine, Shark boy, and 1 otherAunt annas castle

Shark boy

Aunt annas castle wrote:I am Aunt Anna, the collective hive mind of a large ant castle. The ants themselves are quite unintelligent, including their mother Queen Anna, but I provide them all with direction and a sense of purpose. Their religion centers around me, of course, and I try to be as benevolent a Goddess as possible, though that is not always easy.

We provide service to the region by cleaning up after feasts and bringing the crumbs back to the castle, where they are either eaten or used to reinforce the walls. We also protect the region from various predators, like anteaters. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. :)

Nice! Seems like a nice community lives here.

Shark boy, do you do donuts dere? It is Friday, and we is in terrible need of donuts. We have gone widout for two weeks now. We tried to get some from Da Local Supermarket, but dey seems to be closed. If you could make us some donuts, we will give you a permanent Get Out Of Jail Free card!

*Slips quietly back into harbor
Sets up rum and donuts on deck*

A ship of fools wrote:*Slips quietly back into harbor
Sets up rum and donuts on deck*

Tank you so much, kind ship! Would you like a Get Out of Jail Free card?

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:Tank you so much, kind ship! Would you like a Get Out of Jail Free card?

Sure! Never know when a thing like that might come in handy!

Adios my friends. I'm going to visit ancestral lands, or get lost. Whichever comes first!

A ship of fools wrote:Adios my friends. I'm going to visit ancestral lands, or get lost. Whichever comes first!

Hey, that ship of fools returned for a bit...that's nice! Best of luck in your future foolish endeavors.

Seashore washed by the suds and foam
Been here so long, he's got to callin' it home

The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Shark boy

Shark boy

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:Hey, that ship of fools returned for a bit...that's nice! Best of luck in your future foolish endeavors.

Seashore washed by the suds and foam
Been here so long, he's got to callin' it home

He begins singing “What do you do with a drunken sailor”.

A ship of fools wrote:*Slips quietly back into harbor
Sets up rum and donuts on deck*

A platoon of Sharkmen marines are sent onto the ship.

These marines are highly trained and will guard your ship, board enemy ones and conduct missions. Call them a gift. You can drop them of for leave when you return next. Probably in a few months. We will also resupply you ship,

Sharkmen ressuply the ship with everything it needs. Food, drink, equipment, ammo and the related. They also repair any damage in or on the ship.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:Shark boy, do you do donuts dere? It is Friday, and we is in terrible need of donuts. We have gone widout for two weeks now. We tried to get some from Da Local Supermarket, but dey seems to be closed. If you could make us some donuts, we will give you a permanent Get Out Of Jail Free card!

He sets up a stand of donuts filled with: Yeast Raised, Cake, Doughnut Holes, Beignet, Jelly, Boston Cream, Churros, Potato, Cider, Crullers, Fritters, Twists, Long Johns, Cream Filled, as well as grazed, frosted, or with sprinkles. Also, there is Belgian Waffles, French Toast, Sausages and Bacon, Hash Brown Potatoes, and Fresh Fruit Salad. He also sets up Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Warm Milk with Honey

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:We tried to get some from Da Local Supermarket, but dey seems to be closed.

Sad days. Another local business that's succumbed to the quarantine, I believe. Hopefully it will reopen once this is all over...

Shark boy wrote:He sets up a stand of donuts

Shark boy wrote:

He sets up a stand of donuts filled with: Yeast Raised, Cake, Doughnut Holes, Beignet, Jelly, Boston Cream, Churros, Potato, Cider, Crullers, Fritters, Twists, Long Johns, Cream Filled, as well as grazed, frosted, or with sprinkles. Also, there is Belgian Waffles, French Toast, Sausages and Bacon, Hash Brown Potatoes, and Fresh Fruit Salad. He also sets up Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Warm Milk with Honey

Tank you, kind sir! Dese look wonderful. And da coffee hits da spot too.

Take dese as a token of our appreciation.

*Hands Shark boy a deck of Get Out of Jail Free cards*

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:a deck of Get Out of Jail Free cards*[/i]

Just where exactly are you getting all of these Get Out of Jail Free cards..?

The Voice of ARB Since you were kind enough to pin my dumb "Donut Friday" dispatch, I updated it, hopefully in a way you will appreciate...

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:The Voice of ARB Since you were kind enough to pin my dumb "Donut Friday" dispatch, I updated it, hopefully in a way you will appreciate...

OMG! That is wonderful!

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