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Ashtie wrote:Yeah, Daws hasn't even come around for his biannual attempt to overtake the region yet!

Nah the last one was his last hoorah (I’m almost sure).

He said he changed all his passwords and let his nations CTE, he’s out. I’m partly disappointed, partly relieved.

Portugal Is Great wrote:Nah the last one was his last hoorah (I’m almost sure).

He said he changed all his passwords and let his nations CTE, he’s out. I’m partly disappointed, partly relieved.

IMO he was fine as a king. The annoying thing was when he gave up the position and still somehow believed he was entitled to get it back whenever he wanted.

Merni wrote:I object! I'm not a hobo! I'm the second most influential person here! I'm just a grandpa!

Yeah, Merni isn't homeless! He lives in the Old Folks Home!

Portugal Is Great wrote:Nah the last one was his last hoorah (I’m almost sure).

He said he changed all his passwords and let his nations CTE, he’s out. I’m partly disappointed, partly relieved.

"Almost" is the key word here lol

Merni wrote:IMO he was fine as a king. The annoying thing was when he gave up the position and still somehow believed he was entitled to get it back whenever he wanted.

"He was fine as king" if you were one of like three people that liked him and didn't want to yeet him Ceasar-style

Post self-deleted by Greater Victora.

Ashtie wrote:"He was fine as king" if you were one of like three people that liked him and didn't want to yeet him Ceasar-style

There were only like 6 active people in the region at the time lol

Merni wrote:There were only like 6 active people in the region at the time lol

And now there's only 2, your point?

Topoliani wrote:And now there's only 2, your point?

I was responding to Ashtie saying that only 3 people could bear Daws...and there are a lot more than 2 active people now

Merni wrote:and there are a lot more than 2 active people now

no

Merni wrote:Yeah but now we will all forget in 4 months and you won't get any votes.

I will just remind people. simple!

Portugal Is Great wrote:Nah the last one was his last hoorah (I’m almost sure).

He said he changed all his passwords and let his nations CTE, he’s out. I’m partly disappointed, partly relieved.

Stop being mean to Daws. He's my friend.

El Spana wrote:Stop being mean to Daws. He's my friend.

Portugal Is Great is Daws' brother so I think he gets a free pass lol

Ashtie wrote:"Almost" is the key word here lol

"He was fine as king" if you were one of like three people that liked him and didn't want to yeet him Ceasar-style

I’m sure not everyone hated the way he ruled the region.

Portugal Is Great wrote:I’m sure not everyone hated the way he ruled the region.

That's the thing, he saw us as playthings to "rule" instead of building a fun and engaging community

Portugal Is Great wrote:I’m sure not everyone hated the way he ruled the region.

I wasn't a fan. *bigdab*

Ashtie wrote:Portugal Is Great is Daws' brother so I think he gets a free pass lol

Free pass my ass.

Ashtie wrote:That's the thing, he saw us as playthings to "rule" instead of building a fun and engaging community

Nah, I didn’t mind it. I believe he just had a different idea of what he wanted a region to be. It sounds like you’re describing Jocospor.

Portugal Is Great wrote:Nah, I didn’t mind it. I believe he just had a different idea of what he wanted a region to be. It sounds like you’re describing Jocospor.

Jocospor is a narcissist with a god complex, hopefully no one on this site can reach *that* level of dislikability lol.
And unfortunately Daws' financial investment into this region turned out a group of people who just didn't have the same vision or interests as him. That's why all of us are still here and he isn't.

Ashtie wrote:Jocospor is a narcissist with a god complex, hopefully no one on this site can reach *that* level of dislikability lol.

Try me, ho

Topoliani wrote:no

You, Ashtie, Vavax, me, Poortugal, Greater Victora...that makes 5 already

El Spana wrote:I will just remind people. simple!

So...you can remember to remind people, but not remember to start campaigning later? Logic 100%

OwO, what’s this? An RP post?

It was late at night for Hammer Britannia, the bright moon shining upon the city of Brixton, lightening it’s mostly cleared streets with its light. On the balcony a particularly tall tower, Palmira and Kelton leaned on the railing as they gazed at the heavenly object.

Kelton took a break from staring at the moon only to look into her eyes. He smiled before saying “You know, that moon is beautiful, but not nearly as beautiful as you, my love.” He screamed internally at his joke.

Palmira laughed at the joke, “You are cheesier than a dairy farm. That’s why I love you.” Kelton laughed before turning silent. He was clearly bothered by something, though what that something is could be anything. “Hey, is there something wrong?” she suddenly blurts out.

Kelton looked at her, sighed, and stated: “You should know this…”

This prompted Palmira to ask “Know what?” as her arms crossed.

Kelton was able to work out “We’re no strangers to love… you know the rules, and so do I… I was thinking of a full commitment between us… you wouldn’t get my love from any other guy.”

Palmira jumped back, almost falling off the balcony. “W-well, that’s...” She stuttered heavily at the shock. “Well… I want to tell you how I am feeling… I got to make you understand, I lov-” Before she could finish, the balcony behind her crumbled and she began to fall. Before she could, however, Kelton grabbed her hand.

She screamed, “BY HELEN’S ASS, WHAT THE F- DON’T LET ME GO!”

He panickingly said “I am never gonna give you, never gonna let you down. I’m not gonna run around and desert you now.” Kelton pulled her up as she began to cry.

She hugged him as she said “You… you weren’t lying, were you?”

He hugged her back as he rubbed his hand on her head. “No, no. I would never tell a lie to hurt you. I didn’t mean to make you cry… I just never wanted to say goodbye to you.”

Palmira could only cry as the two hugged each other harder. They stayed like that until they heard a guard laughing in the distance. “Hoo Hoo Hoo Ha ha Oh ho hee hee Ha Ho.” Kelton shook his head as the guard peered his head around the door. “Hello me ol’ chum! You know ladies of other houses aren’t supposed to be up here this late!”

Kelton shook his head, “Is she an elf? Is she a goblin?”

The guard said, “No… no, she is not.”

Kelton joking yelled at him “Then get outta here ya gnome!” The guard laughed and walked out of the room. Kelton looked back at Palmira and laughed. She was smiling as she saw Kelton laugh, wiping the remaining tears from her eyes.

Palmira stared into Kelton’s eyes, her smile turned into a smirk as she said “We’ve known each other for so long… but… I.”

Kelton softly put his finger on her lips, Kelton smirked too as he said “I know how it feels, your heart’s been aching, but you’re too shy to say it… Inside, I think we both know what’s going on. We know the game… and we’re going to play it.”

Palmira put her hand on his shoulder. “Well, if you ask me how I’m feeling… I think you can clearly see that… I will never give you up either. I’m not going to let you down. I’m not going to desert you either.”

Kelton began to smile and tear up. “You’re gonna make me cry… I am going to have to say goodbye to my honor… but I am never gonna tell a lie to hurt you… I love you more than anything in the world.”

Palmira began to tear up too as she moved her hand to the back of Kelton’s head. Suddenly, she pulled him in as she kissed him to the shock of Kelton. His eyes widened then closed as he accepted her kiss. Both of their hands moved to each other’s backs as their lips touched.

When they both pulled away, their smiles grew as tears of joy ran down their face. Kelton had to ask a question. “If we are to go through with this… where are we to commit?”

Palmira thought for a second, before answering. “St. Rick on Astley St. We’ll roll out a month after Blackburne Returns.”

Kelton nodded. “I like that idea… there’s another idea I like.” As he says that, he goes in for another kiss. Palmira accepts as the two embraces each other once again.

(I am sorry)

Merni, South norun, and Ostsee empire

Hammer Britannia wrote:OwO, what’s this? An RP post?

It was late at night for Hammer Britannia, the bright moon shining upon the city of Brixton, lightening it’s mostly cleared streets with its light. On the balcony a particularly tall tower, Palmira and Kelton leaned on the railing as they gazed at the heavenly object.

Kelton took a break from staring at the moon only to look into her eyes. He smiled before saying “You know, that moon is beautiful, but not nearly as beautiful as you, my love.” He screamed internally at his joke.

Palmira laughed at the joke, “You are cheesier than a dairy farm. That’s why I love you.” Kelton laughed before turning silent. He was clearly bothered by something, though what that something is could be anything. “Hey, is there something wrong?” she suddenly blurts out.

Kelton looked at her, sighed, and stated: “You should know this…”

This prompted Palmira to ask “Know what?” as her arms crossed.

Kelton was able to work out “We’re no strangers to love… you know the rules, and so do I… I was thinking of a full commitment between us… you wouldn’t get my love from any other guy.”

Palmira jumped back, almost falling off the balcony. “W-well, that’s...” She stuttered heavily at the shock. “Well… I want to tell you how I am feeling… I got to make you understand, I lov-” Before she could finish, the balcony behind her crumbled and she began to fall. Before she could, however, Kelton grabbed her hand.

She screamed, “BY HELEN’S ASS, WHAT THE F- DON’T LET ME GO!”

He panickingly said “I am never gonna give you, never gonna let you down. I’m not gonna run around and desert you now.” Kelton pulled her up as she began to cry.

She hugged him as she said “You… you weren’t lying, were you?”

He hugged her back as he rubbed his hand on her head. “No, no. I would never tell a lie to hurt you. I didn’t mean to make you cry… I just never wanted to say goodbye to you.”

Palmira could only cry as the two hugged each other harder. They stayed like that until they heard a guard laughing in the distance. “Hoo Hoo Hoo Ha ha Oh ho hee hee Ha Ho.” Kelton shook his head as the guard peered his head around the door. “Hello me ol’ chum! You know ladies of other houses aren’t supposed to be up here this late!”

Kelton shook his head, “Is she an elf? Is she a goblin?”

The guard said, “No… no, she is not.”

Kelton joking yelled at him “Then get outta here ya gnome!” The guard laughed and walked out of the room. Kelton looked back at Palmira and laughed. She was smiling as she saw Kelton laugh, wiping the remaining tears from her eyes.

Palmira stared into Kelton’s eyes, her smile turned into a smirk as she said “We’ve known each other for so long… but… I.”

Kelton softly put his finger on her lips, Kelton smirked too as he said “I know how it feels, your heart’s been aching, but you’re too shy to say it… Inside, I think we both know what’s going on. We know the game… and we’re going to play it.”

Palmira put her hand on his shoulder. “Well, if you ask me how I’m feeling… I think you can clearly see that… I will never give you up either. I’m not going to let you down. I’m not going to desert you either.”

Kelton began to smile and tear up. “You’re gonna make me cry… I am going to have to say goodbye to my honor… but I am never gonna tell a lie to hurt you… I love you more than anything in the world.”

Palmira began to tear up too as she moved her hand to the back of Kelton’s head. Suddenly, she pulled him in as she kissed him to the shock of Kelton. His eyes widened then closed as he accepted her kiss. Both of their hands moved to each other’s backs as their lips touched.

When they both pulled away, their smiles grew as tears of joy ran down their face. Kelton had to ask a question. “If we are to go through with this… where are we to commit?”

Palmira thought for a second, before answering. “St. Rick on Astley St. We’ll roll out a month after Blackburne Returns.”

Kelton nodded. “I like that idea… there’s another idea I like.” As he says that, he goes in for another kiss. Palmira accepts as the two embraces each other once again.

(I am sorry)

perish

Hammer Britannia wrote:OwO, what’s this? An RP post?

It was late at night for Hammer Britannia, the bright moon shining upon the city of Brixton, lightening it’s mostly cleared streets with its light. On the balcony a particularly tall tower, Palmira and Kelton leaned on the railing as they gazed at the heavenly object.

Kelton took a break from staring at the moon only to look into her eyes. He smiled before saying “You know, that moon is beautiful, but not nearly as beautiful as you, my love.” He screamed internally at his joke.

Palmira laughed at the joke, “You are cheesier than a dairy farm. That’s why I love you.” Kelton laughed before turning silent. He was clearly bothered by something, though what that something is could be anything. “Hey, is there something wrong?” she suddenly blurts out.

Kelton looked at her, sighed, and stated: “You should know this…”

This prompted Palmira to ask “Know what?” as her arms crossed.

Kelton was able to work out “We’re no strangers to love… you know the rules, and so do I… I was thinking of a full commitment between us… you wouldn’t get my love from any other guy.”

Palmira jumped back, almost falling off the balcony. “W-well, that’s...” She stuttered heavily at the shock. “Well… I want to tell you how I am feeling… I got to make you understand, I lov-” Before she could finish, the balcony behind her crumbled and she began to fall. Before she could, however, Kelton grabbed her hand.

She screamed, “BY HELEN’S ASS, WHAT THE F- DON’T LET ME GO!”

He panickingly said “I am never gonna give you, never gonna let you down. I’m not gonna run around and desert you now.” Kelton pulled her up as she began to cry.

She hugged him as she said “You… you weren’t lying, were you?”

He hugged her back as he rubbed his hand on her head. “No, no. I would never tell a lie to hurt you. I didn’t mean to make you cry… I just never wanted to say goodbye to you.”

Palmira could only cry as the two hugged each other harder. They stayed like that until they heard a guard laughing in the distance. “Hoo Hoo Hoo Ha ha Oh ho hee hee Ha Ho.” Kelton shook his head as the guard peered his head around the door. “Hello me ol’ chum! You know ladies of other houses aren’t supposed to be up here this late!”

Kelton shook his head, “Is she an elf? Is she a goblin?”

The guard said, “No… no, she is not.”

Kelton joking yelled at him “Then get outta here ya gnome!” The guard laughed and walked out of the room. Kelton looked back at Palmira and laughed. She was smiling as she saw Kelton laugh, wiping the remaining tears from her eyes.

Palmira stared into Kelton’s eyes, her smile turned into a smirk as she said “We’ve known each other for so long… but… I.”

Kelton softly put his finger on her lips, Kelton smirked too as he said “I know how it feels, your heart’s been aching, but you’re too shy to say it… Inside, I think we both know what’s going on. We know the game… and we’re going to play it.”

Palmira put her hand on his shoulder. “Well, if you ask me how I’m feeling… I think you can clearly see that… I will never give you up either. I’m not going to let you down. I’m not going to desert you either.”

Kelton began to smile and tear up. “You’re gonna make me cry… I am going to have to say goodbye to my honor… but I am never gonna tell a lie to hurt you… I love you more than anything in the world.”

Palmira began to tear up too as she moved her hand to the back of Kelton’s head. Suddenly, she pulled him in as she kissed him to the shock of Kelton. His eyes widened then closed as he accepted her kiss. Both of their hands moved to each other’s backs as their lips touched.

When they both pulled away, their smiles grew as tears of joy ran down their face. Kelton had to ask a question. “If we are to go through with this… where are we to commit?”

Palmira thought for a second, before answering. “St. Rick on Astley St. We’ll roll out a month after Blackburne Returns.”

Kelton nodded. “I like that idea… there’s another idea I like.” As he says that, he goes in for another kiss. Palmira accepts as the two embraces each other once again.

(I am sorry)

Poetry in its finest form

King Minos wrote:Poetry in its finest form

I'm sorry for tricking you into thinking I was gonna make a serious RP post, but the memes were too funny

Hammer Britannia wrote:I'm sorry for tricking you into thinking I was gonna make a serious RP post, but the memes were too funny

Ok, now someone make a serious RP post plz
(Poortugal, now would be a good time to declare PIRATE WAR ON EVERYONE!!1!1!!!)

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