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Provincial Edict #12: If you can read this, you must obey me forever!!!

Corollary #1 to Provincial Edict #12: If you can't read this, you must obey me forever!!!

Provincial Edict #14: Superstition is outlawed.

Hail CoB!

Provincial Edict #15: A provincial edict shall be announced every month except those months during which one is not announced.

OH HI U GUEIS!

Provincial Edict #16: Defenders can GTFO of my house. MAH HAUS!

Provincial Edict #17: PINK!

I'M ALIVE!

And now I have way more influence than you.

LIES!

Provincial Edict #18: This nation does not CTE. It just surveils you more covertly.

ATTN: Dark Watch
CC: Evil Wolf, The Lefts Nirvana RMB

This is to inform you that I am abdicating my throne as Provincial Governor of The Lefts Nirvana. This nation name is simply too funny to stay cooped up holding down some backwater region. I regret the toll this will take on the total influence of the region, but I have no choice. I have a moral imperative to show the world Crushing Our Balls. My successor, COE will serve adequately as my successor.

Provincial Edict #19: Peace out.

Crushing Our Balls

*Salutes*

Good luck, my friend!

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