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Pimply bag boy

Janis Holmes wrote:Wait a sec, there's no reason to believe that that's where our culprit is headed, there might still be information to be uncovered here

You're welcome to look around the bus, if you want. It's not going anywhere as it's been jacked up and the tires removed.

I can't imagine what anybody would want with old bus tires.

Pretty periwinkles

The guy we're after is most likely the one who took the tires, any idea why?

Pretty periwinkles and Pimply bag boy

Janis Holmes wrote:Wait a sec, there's no reason to believe that that's where our culprit is headed, there might still be information to be uncovered here

*runs back and is panting*

Well, you, you sh-

*tries to catch her breath*

You should have told me that before I went to the House at Pooh Corner! And I spent so much air freshener to make a dramatic entry!

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Janis Holmes wrote:The guy we're after is most likely the one who took the tires, any idea why?

Beats me. The only place around here with any interest in tires is the auto shop just down the street.

Pretty periwinkles

Pimply bag boy wrote:Beats me. The only place around here with any interest in tires is the auto shop just down the street.

It could also be someone who has a vehicle without wheels.

*nods slowly and appreciatively like an old sage*

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy wrote:Beats me. The only place around here with any interest in tires is the auto shop just down the street.

I suppose if he was looking to make some cash from them that might be where he's headed, there seems to be no other logical reason for why he'd take the wheels otherwise, I think we should investigate.

*Turns to Peri*

Alright, let's head over to the Auto shop, but let's be cautious and calculated in our approach this time

Pretty periwinkles and Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Pretty periwinkles wrote:It could also be someone who has a vehicle without wheels.

That'd be me, technically. Without my wagon I'm not able to make some of the deliveries I'm responsible for.

If you happen to run across it, please bring it back. I'd be very grateful.

Janis Holmes wrote:I suppose if he was looking to make some cash from them that might be where he's headed, there seems to be no other logical reason for why he'd take the wheels otherwise, I think we should investigate.

Good luck.

Come back anytime.

Pretty periwinkles

Pimply bag boy wrote:That'd be me, technically. Without my wagon I'm not able to make some of the deliveries I'm responsible for.

If you happen to run across it, please bring it back. I'd be very grateful.
Good luck.

Come back anytime.

Don't worry, we'll let you know if we find it

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

*Resumes sweeping at the front of the store*

*swings the door open gently, stepping inside and looking around for any sign of the detective, or the lady in the flowered dress.*

Hm. They don't look to be here either.

*He moves further into the store, looking for someone who may be able to direct him and finds Pimply bag boy*

Ah, excuse me, has anyone come through here? I'm looking for a detective and someone in a floral dress.

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Harteath wrote:Ah, excuse me, has anyone come through here? I'm looking for a detective and someone in a floral dress.

I saw them a while ago. They went out to look at the abandoned tour bus and then headed for the Auto Repair Shop down the road.

Harteath

Pimply bag boy wrote:I saw them a while ago. They went out to look at the abandoned tour bus and then headed for the Auto Repair Shop down the road.

*shakes his head*

They were busy, weren't they?
Well, thanks. That's all I needed; take care.

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Harteath wrote:Well, thanks. That's all I needed; take care.

Thank you, come again.

The The House at Pooh Corner has risen, like a Phoenix, from the ashes of its former self.

We are a small region comprised of somewhat confused animals, minerals, and vegetables. Visitors are welcome, but we don't exchange embassies unless we have a great deal in common with a region (which should probably worry those few regions with whom we do have embassies). Please feel free to drop in, play Pooh Sticks, and enjoy muffins and mimosas, but please be kind and nice to the inhabitants.

~Kate Walker~

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Kate Walker wrote:Please feel free to drop in, play Pooh Sticks, and enjoy muffins and mimosas, but please be kind and nice to the inhabitants.

The Local Supermarket is at your service.

Pimply bag boy wrote:The Local Supermarket is at your service.

*arrives and produces a extremely long shopping list*

Could this order be filled and delivered as soon as possible? The pantry is now bare and we will have guests arriving in the near future.

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Kate Walker wrote:*arrives and produces a extremely long shopping list*

Could this order be filled and delivered as soon as possible? The pantry is now bare and we will have guests arriving in the near future.

My delivery wagon was stolen and without it I'll have to make several trips.

Pretty periwinkles

Pimply bag boy wrote:My delivery wagon was stolen and without it I'll have to make several trips.

*A raven comes flying by the parking lot outside the supermarket, perching himself upon a street light, perched, and sat, and nothing more*

Caw!

Fret not, lowly primate for I bring fortunate news! The wagon has made its whereabouts known, seek it out in The free society of Tic Tacs

Pimply bag boy

A Brown K car Wagon pulls into the parking lot at blistering speed. Anacin shoots out of car, crashes through a window, Grabs a cart. The cart is filled with 5 12 packs of TaB, A Bag of Ruffles All Dressed chips. A bottle of Tobasco, A Carton of Pall Malls, Viceroys, and Salems, A 12" Electric Toothbrush, A Flamethrower, A Bottle of Clorox Bleach, A Pack of Butter Rum LifeSavers, A Whole Deboned Wolf. and A Dozen Danmed Souls. He Runs out of the store throwing a total of 254.69 cents in Nickels and Dimes, and One Canadian quarter. He puts the cart in the car and drives out of there like a bat out of hell.

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Moses the raven wrote:Fret not, lowly primate for I bring fortunate news!

How did you know I was feeling lowly? Eagerly I wish the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow from my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost wheelbarrow.

*Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer*

Sir- *said I* or Madam-, truly your forgiveness I implore; but the fact is I was napping and so gently you came flapping and so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my market door that I scarce was sure I heard you. You woke me from dreams of crapping.

*Here I opened wide the door; darkness there and nothing more. So I turned on the parking lot lights; sodium-arc, which I abhor*

Oh, a raven. Or perchance a crow; I'm weak on lore.

Moses the raven wrote:The wagon has made its whereabouts known, seek it out in The free society of Tic Tacs

*This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing to the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core*

Hey, no need to stare; you're creeping me out. 'Tis fortunate news indeed. I shall go there on the morrow after asking if I can borrow the rusted and wheezy Honda car-o of the store's accountant, Miss Lenore (between you and me, she's quite a bore).

Anacin wrote:A Brown K car Wagon pulls into the parking lot at blistering speed [...] and drives out of there like a bat out of hell.

Thank you, come again.

Moses the raven and Anacin

Pimply bag boy wrote:Good kitty. Let me get that for you.

*The bag boy retrieves an empty box from the store-room and fills it with used wrapping paper, leftover tinsel and, just to be neighborly, a generous sprinkle of cat nip*

Do you need help out with that? I can deliver it to your region, if you wish. I can pull it over in my delivery wagon.

ˢᶦᵗˢ ᵒⁿ ʰᶦᵍʰᵗᵉˢ ˢᵖᶦʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᶦᵗʸ
ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏᵒᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵉˡᶦᵛᵉʳᶦᵉˢ

Pimply bag boy

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ You Are Invited! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

The House at Pooh Corner cordially invites one and all to
join us for our Valentine's Day Breakfast/Brunch. Do bring
your appetites.

Happy Valentine's Day!

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Pimply bag boy

*enters the Supermarket and hands the nearest clerk a long shopping list*

I would like to purchase these items in the quantities noted thereon. In the meantimes, I will peruse the aisles and see if anything grabs my fancy.

*takes a trolley and starts going down each aisle, occasionally taking items off the shelves and placing them into the trolley*

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Kate Walker wrote:*enters the Supermarket and hands the nearest clerk a long shopping list*

*The bag boy accepts the list and begins filling the order from the stock on hand*

*pushes two filled trolleys to the check out aisle, points to others lined up in the aisle behind her* Please add the items in these trolleys to my order and can someone bring all these and my order around to The House at Pooh Corner?

Pimply bag boy

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