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Christian confederation May i be a rp mod

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Christian confederation

Pateto wrote:Christian confederation May i be a rp mod

Sure I'll get us a map

Pateto wrote:well lets do it right now

But about what.

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Christian confederation

Karelian Scandinavia wrote:But about what.

Countries?

Post by Lemon 1 suppressed by a moderator.

Karelian Scandinavia wrote:But about what.

a map and other stuff

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Christian confederation so can i be one

Christian confederation

Christian confederation

Pateto wrote:Christian confederation so can i be one

One what?

Christian confederation wrote:One what?

RP mod

Christian confederation

Christian confederation

Pateto wrote:RP mod

Your good to go

Christian confederation wrote:Your good to go

Can youput me where you are

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Christian confederation

Pateto wrote:Can youput me where you are

?

Dead

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Pateto wrote:Dead

Ded

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Christian confederation

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:Ded

Yup

Cleo city

Since FWO RO's want to be dumb im moving my puppet here.

This Rwekazaland btw

Christian confederation and Cleo city

hello

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Christian confederation

Tv lanb wrote:hello

Hi

Tv lanb

What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

UEN Newspixels #2

by The united essentan nations

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a Zoom meeting call. The conversation went as follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

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Christian confederation

Yo it's my birthday

Owl country and Tv lanb

Christian confederation wrote:Yo it's my birthday

nice! (ik im late)

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Christian confederation

Erantan wrote:nice! (ik im late)

Don't worry about it, and thanks

Oh crap.. I think i my people are revolting because i changed my flag can i have some support please🥺.....

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Simeasiea wrote:Oh crap.. I think i my people are revolting because i changed my flag can i have some support please🥺.....

Did you ask there opinion before changing it?

A member of Genua proposed the idea of raiding us at The Union of Rightwing Nations, so Aldova password-protected the region.

Let's see those fascist bastards try now. :)

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