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Martantaka is a nerd, get that glasses out and let me seduce you

Aleria and tiristan, Lorigia, and Styrica

Tsardom of leonlandia wrote:Preparations for the coronation
It has been few days since Alexander has been elected as emperor of the new union. One of the first objectives of the new union Parliament is to organize a grand coronation. The best musicians, cookers and event makers have been hired to make the coronation as fancy and grand as possible. Every person, both in the empire and the world, can watch the ceremony on TV or visit the capital. The event is open for all. Alexander personally wants Miruma, Moisus and Lapathiya to come. Any other nation wanting to come is invited too! Further news will come shortly.
Libertandonien

"I'll come to see" -Director Scientist Ion Konstantinos

Lorigia, Libertandonien, Tsardom of leonlandia, and Styrica

Aerilia wrote:Actually what if I just buy you a random house?

Ooh there's one for $4,000 dollars, but I think it's a typo though...

I like this second one better, loads of potential.

https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/demolish-building-debris-city-broken-600w-1009637296.jpg

I love it! It's an improvement over my current house.

Pro tip: Don't light dynamite indoors.

Zazumo wrote:I love it! It's an improvement over my current house.

Pro tip: Don't light dynamite indoors.

Well that's great!

Also why shouldn't I light dynamite indoors? That sounds like a fun activity to do when it's raining, or during a blackout.

Zazumo and Styrica

The realm of platinum

Asthea wrote:Martantaka is a nerd, get that glasses out and let me seduce you

dammit Martantaka

Lapathiya wrote:

SR RP

The sea is black. Some may not think so, but underneath, deep, deep down, where the faintest glimmer of sunlight cannot be seen from the surface, the sea is darker and colder than the darkest reaches of the deepest, darkest, coldest cave on Strangereal. Yuri had never imagined the ocean floor like this, but here he was, upon the ocean floor, and, peering out the porthole, he could not see a thing.

It was also somehow strangely quiet here, in the deeps. Every sound seemed muffled, snuffed out by invisible earplugs. And, worst of all, it was creepy. It was far creepier than the old medieval sewers in his hometown of Malenbad. Yuri was no coward—being a scientist who dives alone certainly takes courage—but there was something about being on the sea floor that gave him the heebie-jeebies.

He had not, of course, come down here on purpose. Today had begun just like any other day. He had submerged early in the morning, planning to follow a pod of migrating whales. But then the explosion had happened. The sub’s motor was destroyed, and now it had sunk. And here Yuri was, knowing that certain death awaited him if he stepped out. The weight of the water would crush his heart in less than two seconds.

Yuri was very concerned, but he did not panic. He liked being alone, and he had a week’s supply of food and water; but still, he had better get out as soon as possible. And so, activating his radio in the wheelhouse, he spoke into it, hoping someone would hear.

“Help,” he said. “Help. SOS. SOS. Help. I have sunk. Help.”

A nearby cargo ship recieved the radio signals, and responds with a simple:

"What's happening? We would like to know your current situation and where you are situated. We can call a helicopter or something like that to rescue you."

The cargo ship was currently above the submarine but as it was a very old ship, almost in it's last voyage, it did not have equipped any radar or any system that could detect the submarine.

Lapathiya and Styrica

Aerilia wrote:Well that's great!

Also why shouldn't I light dynamite indoors? That sounds like a fun activity to do when it's raining, or during a blackout.

Well you're free to do it. I won't try to stop you. Actually I have another idea.

*surrounds you with TNT*

*places redstone torch*

Tsardom of leonlandia wrote:Preparations for the coronation
It has been few days since Alexander has been elected as emperor of the new union. One of the first objectives of the new union Parliament is to organize a grand coronation. The best musicians, cookers and event makers have been hired to make the coronation as fancy and grand as possible. Every person, both in the empire and the world, can watch the ceremony on TV or visit the capital. The event is open for all. Alexander personally wants [], [] and [] to come. Any other nation wanting to come is invited too! Further news will come shortly

Emperor Hirohito send its apologies to the country of Leonlandia, he cannot come to the event, but a representative would attend the event, Chairman of Parliament Legislation, Ikari Furuhashi

Lorigia and Tsardom of leonlandia

Pheonisland wrote:Thank you

You're welcome ;)

Zazumo wrote:I don't play Pokemans. You can keep them. But I will trade in exchange for the deed to Territorio di Nessuno's house. If you could get possession of such an item.

Good luck with that, i've just flooded It.

Muahahah!

The realm of platinum

Asthea wrote:Emperor Hirohito send its apologies to the country of Leonlandia, he cannot come to the event, but a representative would attend the event, Chairman of Parliament Legislation, Ikari Furuhashi

"Hi-Ro-Hi-To? Damn, it has been 300 years. "

~ Hilbert Silverwell

Asthea

Zazumo wrote:Well you're free to do it. I won't try to stop you. Actually I have another idea.

*surrounds you with TNT*

*places redstone torch*

Where did you get all that TNT from?

Was there a sale on at the explosives store?

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:
Good luck with that, i've just flooded It.

Muahahah!

I hope you aren't looking to sell anytime soon, that would have lowered the value of your home.

Hey guys.

Here's a fact. NSG stands for Never Satisfied Goats

Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and Aleria and tiristan

Aleria and tiristan

Tsardom of leonlandia wrote:Preparations for the coronation
It has been few days since Alexander has been elected as emperor of the new union. One of the first objectives of the new union Parliament is to organize a grand coronation. The best musicians, cookers and event makers have been hired to make the coronation as fancy and grand as possible. Every person, both in the empire and the world, can watch the ceremony on TV or visit the capital. The event is open for all. Alexander personally wants [nation][/nation], [nation][/nation] and [nation][/nation] to come. Any other nation wanting to come is invited too! Further news will come shortly.
[nation][/nation]

The Chamber President, Alexander Gryaznov expresses his interest in attending such event. Alexander Gryaznov would like to wish the newly elected Emperor well wishes and good fortune in his glorious reign.

Tsardom of leonlandia

Asthea wrote:Martantaka is a nerd, get that glasses out and let me seduce you

Go home, you're drunk.

Mzeusia wrote:Hey guys.

Here's a fact. NSG stands for Never Satisfied Goats

Thatta burn?

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Good luck with that, i've just flooded It.

Muahahah!

Well no deed no proof of ownership.

You'll need to clear out. The bank owns your lake now.

Aerilia wrote:Where did you get all that TNT from?

Was there a sale on at the explosives store?

Definitely not creative mode.

*shifty eyes*

Zazumo wrote:Definitely not creative mode.

*shifty eyes*

*is suspicious*

Oh no, look out there is a arrow coming towards you

*fires multiple arrows at you*

Zazumo and Styrica

Zazumo wrote:Well no deed no proof of ownership.

You'll need to clear out. The bank owns your lake now.

D:

Fine, there's plenty of lake in the world!

Aerilia wrote:
I hope you aren't looking to sell anytime soon, that would have lowered the value of your home.

Nah, i only did it for the insurance.

>->
<-<

Zazumo, Aerilia, and Styrica

The young woman ruling over the country stared beyond the threshold of her window; she was, once again, away from her home at the Rynese Empire, with her lover and her wife, her dear Tiara, the Empress of the Rynese, and she hated being here without her. She could no longer bear it here unless she was here with Paulina, her adopted daughter, and unless she kept in touch with Tiara.

The queen sighed as she stood up, walked out of her bedroom, and into the living room. There, she took the phone from the coffee table in the middle of the living room and called for Paulina, who was visiting a friend. Ten minutes later, the daughter returned and, with shock in her voice, spoke to her: "You are ABDICATING? Now?!"

"Yes," the queen told her daughter, as she shook in surprise and stayed where she was as she found herself at the doorway after departing from her car.

"But," the daughter sputtered, hands reaching up to make frantic gestures, "but at such a sudden thought?"

"No," the queen told her, shaking her head, "it isn't a sudden thought; I have though of it for so long. I cannot do my part over this country any longer. I must give my crown away to you."

"To me?" Paulina repeated like a terribly pranked school girl, "Are you serious, mother?! To me?!"

"Yes."

A long silence was born. The two stared at each other; Natalia was quite calm but Paulina was still in some shock. Over time, Paulina shook her head and sighed at her mother before she nodded and said, "Very well, mother. I....will make the preparations. You will do you part?"

"Yes," she said with a loving smile, one marked by the tension of having to give up her throne, "I will do my part, my love."

Rynese Empire

Lapathiya wrote:Ask New Trisone for a spot.

Not really into baseball all that much, but sure

So is the update here now? :)

Hello everyone.

Aerilia wrote:*is suspicious*

Oh no, look out there is a arrow coming towards you

*fires multiple arrows at you*

Lol.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:D:

Fine, there's plenty of lake in the world!

There are 117 million lakes larger than 0.002 km2 in the world

I don't know where you will start to look.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Nah, i only did it for the insurance.

>->
<-<

Oh yes that is a good idea...

Styrica wrote:Hello everyone.

Hello :D

Well Kid A is an interesting album...

*blasts Radiohead all over TNP*

*yawns*

What was I doing?

Estantia wrote:Well Kid A is an interesting album...

*blasts Radiohead all over TNP*

*puts on Rammstein on the other side of the room*

Zazumo, Estantia, and Styrica

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