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Post self-deleted by Setu.

East supple lund wrote:What’s a trout?
O_O

A freshwater fish. Setuan Trout is renowned for it's liver-failure inducing high levels of mercury and trace amounts of uranium, giving it a wonderful green tint to its scales. But do not worry. Our Food and Drug Administration assures us it's within perfectly acceptable and healthy limits.

Also we appear to be having some communication issues on our end. Hopefully this communique goes through.

East supple lund and Miruma

Nations of SR! Join the World Chess Championship! Ping or TG me for more details! In order to join, you must join the International Chess Council and you may enter up to two contestants (preferably the finalists of your national chess tournaments). Also, this isn’t a tournament where you have to play chess; the results are (50%) random, so each nation has a chance, regardless of your chess skills IRL.

Tsardom of leonlandia
Libertandonien
Lapathiya
Alunya
Velly
Theocracy of isobania
Kuveria
Territorio di Nessuno
Kobagia
Universalist qatar
Edwerlantin
British Bayonet
Lotion Empire
Pinkies-oranger
Grindoligarch
Western Vapia
Tanabon
Puczovska
Aerilia
Asthea
East supple lund
Deerfenland
Planes
Ikea rike
Drusselstein
Kronica
Telders
Lanorth
Yugobatania
Antiyard
Hong kong empire
New Chilokver
Waupun Island
Greater Saint-Paul
Minuda
Estantia
The Backwardest Nation You Know
Federalania
United confederate states
Blob Regulators
Lungha
Triekru
Necerierra
Fuseana
Penult

And these aren’t the only people who are invited, these are just the people who I thought of off the top of my head.

Lotion Empire, Aerilia, Kuveria, Moisus, and 1 otherLapathiya

East supple lund

Setu wrote:A freshwater fish. Setuan Trout is renowned for it's liver-failure inducing high levels of mercury and trace amounts of uranium, giving it a wonderful green tint to its scales. But do not worry. Our Food and Drug Administration assures us it's within perfectly acceptable and healthy limits.

Also we appear to be having some communication issues on our end. Hopefully this communique goes through.

Oh word?
Sounds like my kinda meal!
I’ll take them all!

Miruma

East supple lund wrote:Oh word?
Sounds like my kinda meal!
I’ll take them all!

Hey ESL, do you want to join the WCC?

East supple lund

East supple lund

Miruma wrote:Hey ESL, do you want to join the WCC?

The WCC?
What is that?

Miruma

East supple lund wrote:The WCC?
What is that?

The World Chess Championship.

Scroll up!

Miruma wrote:Nations of SR! Join the World Chess Championship! Ping or TG me for more details! In order to join, you must join the International Chess Council and you may enter up to two contestants (preferably the finalists of your national chess tournaments).

And these aren’t the only people who are invited, these are just the people who I thought of off the top of my head.

Blob Regulators Kindly Rejects The Offer, But Donates Money To Show Their Gratitude Of Being Invited.

Miruma

The office was made out of wood almost entirely - With the exclusions of a carpet, a few portraits, and other furniture, most of the room was made out of wood. But in the office was Lotion IV. He was peering over onto a map made by his local cartographers, and he knew he needed to expand his empire soon; Stability was coming in Lotionlandia and the islands, and he had to make his quick next move before the other empires of Strangereal expanded into the areas he wanted for his empire. A general walked into his room. "Greetings Emperor" said a deep voiced general. "Ah. Konev. Thank god your here. See, I called you here because we need to expand, and I wasn't sure where we should expand." Konev looked at the map. "Why not the areas' that are not claimed by any other nation?"
The Emperor shook his head. "No. We tried to settle there once, but it utterly failed, and I'm not up for to doing it now. Rather, we can do it when we have other colonies that were owned by nations. Much more better, you see.

Konev nodded. "I see.. Well, we're obviously not going after Penult... Misthas isn't in our interest... We could do Nomcebo, but eh, perhaps later... Orbitar? I mean, If we beat them, we gain alot of land to use for our interest." Lotion IV shrugged. "I suppose. Well, order a mobilization order soon - and prepare for a war. We may go after Orbitar." Konev nodded, and walked out of the office.

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A few days after the meeting between Lotion IV, and Konev, a message over the radio began to play.

Comrades! Brothers! People of the Empire, and the Lotionese born within the Empire! I am addressing to you!
Our people and Lotionese has remain peacefully in our lands, as we attempt to expand into lands further beyond! With our expansion into Lotionlandia, I daresay, we have more reason to expand our empire! But to where? The nation of Orbitar, who remains right near our coastal city. I do declare... As of today - August 4th, 2019, that the Lotionese Empire will be bringing war to the nation of Orbitar! For the Empire! For the glory of the Emperor! Forwards!

(Radio transmission cut)

Orbitar

Warsaw-Halicz, The Black Cathedral, Miruma, and The assheian freehold

Lotion Empire wrote:

The office was made out of wood almost entirely - With the exclusions of a carpet, a few portraits, and other furniture, most of the room was made out of wood. But in the office was Lotion IV. He was peering over onto a map made by his local cartographers, and he knew he needed to expand his empire soon; Stability was coming in Lotionlandia and the islands, and he had to make his quick next move before the other empires of Strangereal expanded into the areas he wanted for his empire. A general walked into his room. "Greetings Emperor" said a deep voiced general. "Ah. Konev. Thank god your here. See, I called you here because we need to expand, and I wasn't sure where we should expand." Konev looked at the map. "Why not the areas' that are not claimed by any other nation?"
The Emperor shook his head. "No. We tried to settle there once, but it utterly failed, and I'm not up for to doing it now. Rather, we can do it when we have other colonies that were owned by nations. Much more better, you see.

Konev nodded. "I see.. Well, we're obviously not going after Penult... Misthas isn't in our interest... We could do Nomcebo, but eh, perhaps later... Orbitar? I mean, If we beat them, we gain alot of land to use for our interest." Lotion IV shrugged. "I suppose. Well, order a mobilization order soon - and prepare for a war. We may go after Orbitar." Konev nodded, and walked out of the office.

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A few days after the meeting between Lotion IV, and Konev, a message over the radio began to play.

Comrades! Brothers! People of the Empire, and the Lotionese born within the Empire! I am addressing to you!
Our people and Lotionese has remain peacefully in our lands, as we attempt to expand into lands further beyond! With our expansion into Lotionlandia, I daresay, we have more reason to expand our empire! But to where? The nation of Orbitar, who remains right near our coastal city. I do declare... As of today - August 4th, 2019, that the Lotionese Empire will be bringing war to the nation of Orbitar! For the Empire! For the glory of the Emperor! Forwards!

(Radio transmission cut)

3 things:
1) isn’t this against the treaty of Molto Rivice whatever? It says no unprovoked attacks.
2) East tighterrouraeih, we’re still in a defensive pact, right?

Miruma

Orbitar wrote:3 things:
1) isn’t this against the treaty of Molto Rivice whatever? It says no unprovoked attacks.
2) East Tighterrouraeih, we’re still in a defensive pact, right?

And 3: Could we continue this tomorrow? I’m quite busy at the moment.

Miruma

Hey if any nations have oil in large enough reserves to import Heulia would need historical and modern trade to sustain it's population and economy.

Miruma

Orbitar wrote:3 things:
1) isn’t this against the treaty of Molto Rivice whatever? It says no unprovoked attacks.
2) East tighterrouraeih, we’re still in a defensive pact, right?

1... Uhhh...No?

Orbitar wrote:And 3: Could we continue this tomorrow? I’m quite busy at the moment.

And certainly.

Miruma

Praeceps wrote:Alright! Thanks for the explanation! I'll make sure not to quote you or mention you Alunya.
I don't believe so. I do know TNL has been rather busy the past week. Neither Fiji, Pallaith, nor myself are the ones who distribute the cards.

I'll message TNL tho.

See? I don't even know who you should ask :(

Also mentions, muahahahahah!

Praeceps, Lotion Empire, Aerilia, Estantia, and 1 otherMiruma

Miruma wrote:Nations of SR! Join the World Chess Championship! Ping or TG me for more details! In order to join, you must join the International Chess Council and you may enter up to two contestants (preferably the finalists of your national chess tournaments).

I want to join

Miruma

Kuniand wrote:I want to join

Are you on SR?

Im sad, u don't Who i am
(Im in Sr)

Miruma

Newcastle empire

Since I'm new in the North may I ask what is SR?

Post self-deleted by Orbitar.

Kuniand wrote:Im sad, u don't Who i am
(Im in Sr)

I’m so sorry about that, I haven’t been keeping up with new members for a while.

You’ll need to join the International Chess Council and you may enter up to two participants. Can I have their names, please?

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:See? I don't even know who you should ask :(

Also mentions, muahahahahah!

I mean, I'm not the worst person to ask since I handle some of the card stuff (but not all of it).

And oh right, sorry for the mentions Alunya.

Orbitar wrote: penult, Fuseana, lanorth,
misthas,
Any of you want to be in a defensive pact with my nation?

Actually, let me rephrase this:

I need allies.

If you offer anything to Fuseana, you have to notify me as well as him

Lanorth, Miruma, and Fuseana

Orbitar wrote:[]Penult[/nation], []Fuseana[/nation], []Lanorth[/nation],
[]Misthas[/nation],
Any of you want to be in a defensive pact with my nation?

Actually, let me rephrase this:

I need allies.

Unfortunately, we are in complete support of Lotionese action and are entitled to aid them as per our Mutual Unaligned Defensive Agreement:

nation=penult/detail=factbook/id=1241387

In addition to this, we will be halting the paths of freight trains through Orbitar and will redirect them back through Penult. Apologies.

Lotion Empire and Miruma

Eraver wrote:oh... I will create my own website.I'm not Strangereal, i'm too young.

You aren't too young

Miruma

Deerfenland wrote:You aren't too young

oh.... I'm not too young anymore.

Miruma

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