Gonna require a translation of this one :)
Ok, I'm staying back(⊙_◎)
*Pounces onto your face an scratches at your eyes* 👿
*writhes around on you possessed*
U are new player??
You are new player in this game?
Bruh, I'm here for like, almost 2-3 years now
Hello! And here is where I would explain everything that I could about my nation and "probably" a bit of myself, and always remember this new nations
IM A SHE
Nickname: Asthy-chan, Asthy-san (however you like, but not too much)
Age: *FBI Knocks*
Likes: Vanilla, Meeting friends, Getting one upvotes for the Nation Bio
Dislikes: didn't get noticed by people, cockroaches and corruption rates
I'm quickly to get triggered, so, ahem, please don't be racist
Don't ask for my fetish please, I rather keep it secret
Don't talk using 中文字, it irritates me, why? Don't ask
I'm a Pacifist, but sometimes I can get hungry, but don't worry, most of my warring posts are jokes, don't take it seriously :3
(Unless you declare war at me first)
My nation use Renewable Energy Sources, so don't try to sell uranium or fuel to me
Martantaka is my husbando, don't touch him >:3
Kerlodia is my GBFF
I don't know who Kerlodes is
I'm a little annoying when it comes to fighting, so please forgive me for giving you some offense in that process
Oh oh! I like headpats! Feel free to pat my head anytime! ^w^
what I do hate the most is that you call me shorty! I'm 5'3!
It is confirmed I was sadistic, I like to see people in a confined spaces broke down and just do anything they would do to just wanted to break out
Literally, my country supposed to be a joke, named Asthma, But somehow, the name spelled Asthea instead of Asthma
I found it out few days after my country was created, and I was like "eh why not?"
Anyway, I hope you could understand more about me and a few things I don't like in the future, which I would put up here in case of another new nation is coming in
I may look like a land hungry country, but I care about others too! *pouts* also, if you don't mind, can i be your friend? <:3
Note for all new country in TNP ^w^
Ok.. good try
Ok, not to ripple any nipples, but imma be honest you best squeeze the juice from your last pixels before their swallowed up. As a show of grace, I will bless the Lotions with anything they desire, including hippo might 💪 😤 and donít make me send my nerds on you.
The Aerilia will see you through.
I will declare war on you if you are in conflict with Penult, because because.
Seems unusually quiet here...
Please dont war