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Pokemon Waifus wrote:Nein
I don’t want to be hunted
Leave me alone
I just need to return home

Only if you help me in something

Santamar wrote:*I point my gun at it*

Maybe if you could tell me how did you manage to be made out of metal I would spare your life...

Waits

Santamar wrote:*I point my gun at it*

Maybe if you could tell me how did you manage to be made out of metal I would spare your life...

I was born made of metal
I was an aggron before I was a bird
I am able to eat raw metals from mountains.

Shadow dealer

Russian independent republics wrote:You really are an Idiot...
Pacifism Still has an army.
And I have a rather large one.

The forces of the mighty Soviet Union and their allies shall bathe in your blood! She hangs up

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Shadow dealer wrote:Only if you help me in somethingWaits

Fine what is it?

Shadow dealer

for the birbs

Shadow dealer, Jodilee, and Pokemon Waifus

Pokemon Waifus wrote:I was born made of metal
I was an aggron before I was a bird
I am able to eat raw metals from mountains.

Why does your Kind have these abilities?

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Russian independent republics

Greatly wrote:The forces of the mighty Soviet Union and their allies shall bathe in your blood! She hangs up

Tch, Even though soviet's troops left...

Shadow dealer and Greatly

Pokemon Waifus wrote:Fine what is it?

Tell me are any of the birbs planning on raiding the shadow lands?

Santamar wrote:Why does your Kind have these abilities?

An arggon needs to eat metal to survive
So does a skarmoy
To grow they take high amounts of iron and rock into their body’s
They have strong teeth and beaks to crack rock

Shadow dealer and Santamar

Back. My cousins are here and I spent most of the day at the Lake.

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Jodilee wrote:Back. My cousins are here and I spent most of the day at the Lake.

Hahaha I set a birb on fire!

Jodilee and Pokemon Waifus

Shadow dealer wrote:Hahaha I set a birb on fire!

What kind and why?

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Pokemon Waifus wrote:An arggon needs to eat metal to survive
So does a skarmoy
To grow they take high amounts of iron and rock into their body’s
They have strong teeth and beaks to crack rock

Hmm...

Well, that's a downside.

But I still see a military use for your kind

*Pulls out Metal-Cutting Saw*

This will be quick.

Do not resist.

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Shadow dealer wrote:Tell me are any of the birbs planning on raiding the shadow lands?

I’m not,
Could tell if anyone else is
We aren’t a unified force

Shadow dealer

Jodilee wrote:What kind and why?

Pokemon Waifus and because I missed?

Shadow dealer wrote:Pokemon Waifus and because I missed?

What kind of birb is Pokemon Waifus?

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Santamar wrote:Hmm...

Well, that's a downside.

But I still see a military use for your kind

*Pulls out Metal-Cutting Saw*

This will be quick.

Do not resist.

By the gods no
*throughs the birb serum at your face to blind you then shoots you in the leg*

Shadow dealer and Santamar

So I have experimented on my own soldiers, and one of them grew 10 extra eyes. Creepy but very cool.

Shadow dealer, Jodilee, and Pokemon Waifus

Jodilee wrote:What kind of birb is Pokemon Waifus?

A metal brib

Shadow dealer and Jodilee

Jodilee wrote:What kind of birb is Pokemon Waifus?

Metal birb so I used jet fuel...
And I cooked a captured chicken...

Santamar, Jodilee, and Pokemon Waifus

Pokemon Waifus wrote:By the gods no
*throughs the birb serum at your face to blind you then shoots you in the leg*

AA-

*I fall over*

I was just going to take a Sample, Oh my lord!

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Santamar wrote:AA-

*I fall over*

I was just going to take a Sample, Oh my lord!

Picks you up and runs after Pokemon Waifus

Santamar and Pokemon Waifus

Pokemon Waifus wrote:A metal brib

Hmm........ Cool.

Shadow dealer wrote:Metal birb so I used jet fuel...
And I cooked a captured chicken...

Ok.

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

Santamar wrote:AA-

*I fall over*

I was just going to take a Sample, Oh my lord!

Fine then
*throughs you down a metal feather then flies off*

Shadow dealer, Santamar, and Jodilee

Pokemon Waifus wrote:Fine then
*throughs you down a metal feather then flies off*

And now I'll also have to shave off those feathers on my face...

*I pick up the feather*

Shadow dealer and Pokemon Waifus

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