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Pokemon Waifus wrote:Nein
I donít want to be hunted
Leave me alone
I just need to return home

Only if you help me in something

Santamar wrote:*I point my gun at it*

Maybe if you could tell me how did you manage to be made out of metal I would spare your life...

Waits

Santamar wrote:*I point my gun at it*

Maybe if you could tell me how did you manage to be made out of metal I would spare your life...

I was born made of metal
I was an aggron before I was a bird
I am able to eat raw metals from mountains.

Russian Independent Republics wrote:You really are an Idiot...
Pacifism Still has an army.
And I have a rather large one.

The forces of the mighty Soviet Union and their allies shall bathe in your blood! She hangs up

Shadow Dealer wrote:Only if you help me in somethingWaits

Fine what is it?

Pokemon Waifus wrote:I was born made of metal
I was an aggron before I was a bird
I am able to eat raw metals from mountains.

Why does your Kind have these abilities?

Greatly wrote:The forces of the mighty Soviet Union and their allies shall bathe in your blood! She hangs up

Tch, Even though soviet's troops left...

Pokemon Waifus wrote:Fine what is it?

Tell me are any of the birbs planning on raiding the shadow lands?

Santamar wrote:Why does your Kind have these abilities?

An arggon needs to eat metal to survive
So does a skarmoy
To grow they take high amounts of iron and rock into their bodyís
They have strong teeth and beaks to crack rock

Back. My cousins are here and I spent most of the day at the Lake.

Jodilee wrote:Back. My cousins are here and I spent most of the day at the Lake.

Hahaha I set a birb on fire!

Shadow Dealer wrote:Hahaha I set a birb on fire!

What kind and why?

Pokemon Waifus wrote:An arggon needs to eat metal to survive
So does a skarmoy
To grow they take high amounts of iron and rock into their bodyís
They have strong teeth and beaks to crack rock

Hmm...

Well, that's a downside.

But I still see a military use for your kind

*Pulls out Metal-Cutting Saw*

This will be quick.

Do not resist.

Shadow Dealer wrote:Tell me are any of the birbs planning on raiding the shadow lands?

Iím not,
Could tell if anyone else is
We arenít a unified force

Jodilee wrote:What kind and why?

Pokemon Waifus and because I missed?

Shadow Dealer wrote:Pokemon Waifus and because I missed?

What kind of birb is Pokemon Waifus?

Santamar wrote:Hmm...

Well, that's a downside.

But I still see a military use for your kind

*Pulls out Metal-Cutting Saw*

This will be quick.

Do not resist.

By the gods no
*throughs the birb serum at your face to blind you then shoots you in the leg*

So I have experimented on my own soldiers, and one of them grew 10 extra eyes. Creepy but very cool.

Jodilee wrote:What kind of birb is Pokemon Waifus?

A metal brib

Jodilee wrote:What kind of birb is Pokemon Waifus?

Metal birb so I used jet fuel...
And I cooked a captured chicken...

Pokemon Waifus wrote:By the gods no
*throughs the birb serum at your face to blind you then shoots you in the leg*

AA-

*I fall over*

I was just going to take a Sample, Oh my lord!

Santamar wrote:AA-

*I fall over*

I was just going to take a Sample, Oh my lord!

Picks you up and runs after Pokemon Waifus

Pokemon Waifus wrote:A metal brib

Hmm........ Cool.

Shadow Dealer wrote:Metal birb so I used jet fuel...
And I cooked a captured chicken...

Ok.

Santamar wrote:AA-

*I fall over*

I was just going to take a Sample, Oh my lord!

Fine then
*throughs you down a metal feather then flies off*

Pokemon Waifus wrote:Fine then
*throughs you down a metal feather then flies off*

And now I'll also have to shave off those feathers on my face...

*I pick up the feather*

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