The North Pacific Board

Aerilia wrote:

But he wants to live around Queensland, that's like ages away...
So first thing when you get in a cab at the airport is to never hop in the back seat of the taxi, or you will insult the cabby. second thing when guests come around, always have Tim Tams and Mint slices at the ready.

All cabbies in Oz take offense if you hop in the back? I mean, for real mad? Because....you are paying them... right?

Aerilia

Great algerstonia

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The East Pacific

Zazumo wrote:

Eek!

*grabs TEP spray*

Does this mean no free rum for me?

Zazumo and Aerilia

Aerilia wrote:

Oh I almost forgot the most important thing, within 7 days of arriving in Australia you are required to go to a Bunnings and grab a sausage.

And what do you mean it's a weird culture? Doesn't sound weird to me...

Sorry I guess it's just culture shock. :/

Great algerstonia wrote:

Does this mean no free rum for me?

We wouldn't deny our neighbors rum. Have this bottle I took from someone here.

Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and Great algerstonia

Great algerstonia wrote:

*lurks in this region because I enjoy lurking in this region*

*sets out a lurker trap*

Dar es saalam wrote:

All cabbies in Oz take offense if you hop in the back? I mean, for real mad? Because....you are paying them... right?

Well I've only been in a cab once, so I don't know, I don't think all of them take offense but you are meant to sit in the front from what I heard, well unless you have someone else with you? I'm not sure.

Zazumo wrote:

We wouldn't deny our neighbors rum. Have this bottle I took from someone here.

Hey!!!

I was drinking that :(

Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Dar es saalam, and Great algerstonia

The mike roctafinserland

Someone just slammed my door
And that makes me really bored
Or is it irritated? I don't care
One day I'd like to eat a hare
But that's irrelevant to my cause
To step on snek and grow my jaws
In all seriousness I'm tired
So I dreamed that I would hire...
A man as crazy as crazy as I
To eat the target I want to die
Starved from action and burdened bored
I will slam my own door
Now this post won't make *cents*
Lucky I have a tent
But truly this post was only for...
Yet another god damn war.

The Imperial Republic of Avuron will be seeing ya Aenicgrad.

Itallitopia, Aerilia, Fuseana, and Coromina industrial

Aerilia wrote:

Hey!!!

I was drinking that :(

Don't be a rude host.

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Zazumo wrote:

Don't be a rude host.

...Will they be leaving a review?

That wall will need repainting if we're going to get 5 stars, now where does TNL keep the paint?

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

the Official Eraverian constitution

by The Hegendstaat of Eraver

Eraveria^legislation

Preamble

In 1453, Eraver was declared independence from Diomia and with independence came the new map of Eraver. Eraver was founded on values of Hope, Faith and Country. In 1858, Eraver was in civil war between Captain Star's army and Yellowsburg Separtists. The war ran from 1858 to 1865 when the military won the victory. Now Eraver has a constitution that serves to protect from chaos.

Clause I

We, Eraverians, must have order in this society. Without it, it would be chaos.

Clause II

The president can have decisions on Eraver and every states.

Clause III

Every power goes to the states to decide on which every law is passed.

Clause IV

Immigrants that are entering the nation should salute the flag 5 times a day

Clause V

Every political party should be formed based on political views and politics.

Clause VI

The government should broadcast news, cinema, delayed broadcasting in secondary channels, kids, and webseries. Adult stuff should be prohibited in G-rated broadcasting.

Clause VII

A president must rule for 2 years, because we have term limits on the president, if the president rules longer than 2 years, the election will happen and the president will be replaced with the other president that is better than the previous president.

Clause VIII

Bribes are optional. It is a choice to not take bribes if you oppose to corruption but in politicians, it should be mandatory since politicians in Eraver must bribe for the companies who supported every political views.

Clause IX

We, the Eraverian citizens, should obey the laws of the President. Protesting is acceptable but overthrowing or starting a coup is not. Every citizen is patriotic here so if you are a citizen of Eraver, you can salute the flag as part of Patriotism Act.

Clause X

We believed in the name of equality, equality makes us safe, without equality, it will be chaos, so, don't discriminate races by using racial slurs, racial slurs should be banned in meetings, schools, etc. Racial slurs will make people offended, so, don't let that happen again!

Clause XI

Protesting is a right for Eraver, Peaceful protesting is allowed here but if the protest goes violent, we can send the military and megaphones saying "You must stay away from the protest. Anyone can be hit during a protest".

Amendments

1. Creating a new beginning and the new constitution.
2. Our economy is socialist, We must work.
3. Making a Socialist Utopia, We must live in the Utopia, and not Dystopia.
4. Let's give it to the poor who is needed for money.
5. A newly improved but short constitution is here, guys.
6. Socialism is extinct in Eraver
7. Business is here in Capitalism.
8. Socialism is back!
9. The new constitution edition is here.
10. The government adds more rules in television.
11. Kids are airing in Eraveria Network.
12. the Monarchy has been established since the proposal has reached a million of votes.
13. Eraver is now a queendom, the constitution has made changes to Eraver.
14. Eraver is now a republic because of the people are tired about the Queendom and demand to change back to the republic.
15. Protesting is now a right in Eraver.
16. Eraver is now a monarchy.
17. the Suggestion box is now added to the Eraver's government desk.
18. The New Constitution is added.

Read factbook

New update

A new font.

Aerilia wrote:

...Will they be leaving a review?

That wall will need repainting if we're going to get 5 stars, now where does TNL keep the paint?

Check the dungeon. I saw TNL down there earlier.

Zazumo wrote:

Check the dungeon. I saw TNL down there earlier.

The dungeon, but isn't that where TNP keeps it's political prisoners?

I mean...unwanted stuff that the region doesn't want you to see?

Maybe there's a storage closet somewhere there, I'll go have a look, yell out if someone comes.

Aerilia wrote:

The dungeon, but isn't that where TNP keeps it's political prisoners?

I mean...unwanted stuff that the region doesn't want you to see?

Maybe there's a storage closet somewhere there, I'll go have a look, yell out if someone comes.

I'll totally do that.

*grabs popcorn*

Zazumo wrote:

I'll totally do that.

*grabs popcorn*

Thanks!

*ventures into the dungeon*

Aerilia wrote:

Thanks!

*ventures into the dungeon*

Welp we need someone to replace you. You should name a successor first.

Zazumo wrote:

Welp we need someone to replace you. You should name a successor first.

Why?

It's only a dungeon which houses secret prisoners and doesn't allow trespassers in at all, what's the worst that can happen?

But if you say so then my successor will be...I'm not sure

There's not really that many new nations in TNP with a purple flag

Aerilia wrote:

Why?

It's only a dungeon which houses secret prisoners and doesn't allow trespassers in at all, what's the worst that can happen?

But if you say so then my successor will be...I'm not sure

There's not really that many new nations in TNP with a purple flag

Shin-Hachioji is a perfect candidate.

Zazumo wrote:

Shin-Hachioji is a perfect candidate.

But shouldn't my successor be younger than me?

I was thinking of Mike Roctafinserland, their motto is the best, and they have a purple flag, but they are a tad older then me sadly.

Aerilia wrote:

But shouldn't my successor be younger than me?

I was thinking of Mike Roctafinserland, their motto is the best, and they have a purple flag, but they are a tad older then me sadly.

He's also just as nerdy as you.
Perfect!

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

Zazumo wrote:

He's also just as nerdy as you.
Perfect!

Ok you've convinced me, The mike roctafinserland you are my successor.

Also have you thought to darken the purple on your flag?

Zazumo and The mike roctafinserland

What if Flag turns purple?

Aerilia and Libertandonien

Aerilia wrote:

Ok you've convinced me, The mike roctafinserland you are my successor.

Also have you thought to darken the purple on your flag?

You're leading him down a path of darkness I do not approve of.

Territorio di Nessuno, The mike roctafinserland, and Aerilia

Deerfenland

Penult wrote:

Which lol!

vrai

Eraver wrote:

What if Flag turns purple?

Then you will become amazing and cool.

Zazumo wrote:

You're leading him down a path of darkness I do not approve of.

Your approval doesn't matter, what's the worst that can happpen?

The Neon Diluculum of Nordic-British Union

The Hegendstaat of Eraver

Aerilia wrote:

Then you will become amazing and cool.
Your approval doesn't matter, what's the worst that can happpen?

Erm, you going down the dungeon?

Zazumo and Aerilia