Gonna require a translation of this one :)
Ok, I'm staying back(⊙_◎)
*Pounces onto your face an scratches at your eyes* 👿
*writhes around on you possessed*
U are new player??
You are new player in this game?
Bruh, I'm here for like, almost 2-3 years now
Hello! And here is where I would explain everything that I could about my nation and "probably" a bit of myself, and always remember this new nations
IM A SHE
Nickname: Asthy-chan, Asthy-san (however you like, but not too much)
Age: *FBI Knocks*
Likes: Vanilla, Meeting friends, Getting one upvotes for the Nation Bio
Dislikes: didn't get noticed by people, cockroaches and corruption rates
I'm quickly to get triggered, so, ahem, please don't be racist
Don't ask for my fetish please, I rather keep it secret
Don't talk using 中文字, it irritates me, why? Don't ask
I'm a Pacifist so I'm not really into making war with someone, Just wasting my time and resources
(Unless you declare war at me first)
My nation use Renewable Energy Sources, so don't try to sell uranium or fuel to me
Martantaka is my husbando, don't touch him >:3
Kerlodia is my GBFF
I don't know who Kerlodes is
I'm a little annoying when it comes to fighting, so please forgive me for giving you some offense in that process
Oh oh! I like headpats! Feel free to pat my head anytime! ^w^
what I do hate the most is that you call me shorty! I'm 5'3!
"lets have my leader marry someone in your royal family"
are you f**king kidding me? literally?
I do not like it when you ask me to have an RP where MY Royal Family member getting married with YOUR leader just like that, even if I dont agree, just don't, I'll void you for ages if you ask me that
And no, I will never agree on your Marry RP proposal
Literally, my country supposed to be a joke, named Asthma, But somehow, the name spelled Asthea instead of Asthma
I found it out few days after my country was created, and I still cherish it
Anyway, I hope you could understand more about me and a few things I don't like in the future, which I would put up here in case of another new nation is coming in
I may look like a land hungry country, but I care about others too! *pouts* also, if you don't mind, can i be your friend? <:3
Note for all new country in TNP ^w^
Ok.. good try
Ok, not to ripple any nipples, but imma be honest you best squeeze the juice from your last pixels before their swallowed up. As a show of grace, I will bless the Lotions with anything they desire, including hippo might 💪 😤 and donít make me send my nerds on you.
The Aerilia will see you through.
I will declare war on you if you are in conflict with Penult, because because.
Seems unusually quiet here...
Please dont war