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The 3nd japanese empire

Chinese rebel wrote:Many of those are my formal citizens

Exactly, former, now they are mine, they rebelled, they shall pay the price

Chinese rebel

Arizonarepublic

The 3nd japanese empire wrote:Emperor Taku: “There was a rebellion against our sovereignty in the outer districts (OOC: the outer districts are everywhere outside of Japan), they are traitors and their children will pay the price, then they will know who is superior.”

Field Marshall Hobgood
"Okay I think you're going a little too far here, come on man, children really not to be rude but that's disgusting, in the name of the gods I will do no such thing I cannot bear the weight of the souls of dead children in my soul it would literally kill me"

Chinese rebel and The 3nd japanese empire

Arizonarepublic wrote: Field Marshall Hobgood
"Okay I think you're going a little too far here, come on man, children really not to be rude but that's disgusting, in the name of the gods I will do no such thing I cannot bear the weight of the souls of dead children in my soul it would literally kill me"

The 3nd japanese empire wrote:Exactly, former, now they are mine, they rebelled, they shall pay the price

Why don’t you just find some war criminals and do your hunger games with them

Arizonarepublic

The 3nd japanese empire

Arizonarepublic wrote: Field Marshall Hobgood
"Okay I think you're going a little too far here, come on man, children really not to be rude but that's disgusting, in the name of the gods I will do no such thing I cannot bear the weight of the souls of dead children in my soul it would literally kill me"

Emperor Taku: “Fine, we will put anyone from 18-24 in the games, better?”

Chinese rebel and Arizonarepublic

Arizonarepublic

Field Marshall Hobgood
"I can't even right now I am literally shaking so much that I can barely hold my glass" takes a Marlboro out of its pack put it up to his mouth and lights it and takes a big Puff"I swear this job is going to be the death of me"
puts a record in the record player...............
For what it's worth by Buffalo Springfield begins to play loudly

Chinese rebel and The 3nd japanese empire

I will give all my war criminals to Japan I have some since I’m in a civil war

Post self-deleted by The 3nd japanese empire.

The 3nd japanese empire

Chinese rebel wrote:I will give all my war criminals to Japan I have some since I’m in a civil war

We will burn them for you on live television

Chinese rebel

The 3nd japanese empire wrote:We will burn them for you on live television

I take back my offer

The 3nd japanese empire

Arizonarepublic

Field Marshall Hobgood
"What has our world come to....... Nothing but senseless death and destruction and it won't stop........ I tried to stop it every goddamn day but I can't,Oh Odin why have I Failed."

The 3nd japanese empire

The 3nd japanese empire

Chinese rebel wrote:I take back my offer

...
Put them in the hunger games to kill each other= okay
Burn them= no no
Confusion 100

Ye olde kek kingdom

Proclamation from his majesty King Gregolas “The Parched”!
—————————————
His majesty, being most displeased with the actions of Greater ale permars, hath decided that now is the time to make a move against their vile interests! His majesty hath decided to offer a most generous bounty to anyone willing to bring onto him the cowardly King Lerix, so that he shalt face a justice most sweet. The terms of thine bounty art as follows:
-For brining the deceased king to his majesty, he shall pay the delivering party a princely sum of 250,000 silver keks.
-For bringing the king alive, he shall increase thine bounty to plentiful 500,000 silver keks, a sum that hath never been paid out in the history of the Kek Kingdom
-In addition to such an incredible offer, his majesty shall offer a number of bonus’s to the party that delivers the king, bonus’s including, but not limited to the conferral of titles of nobility, the right to purchase land in the Kek Kingdom, a dragons egg, a set of enchanted armor along with an enchanted weapon, and a years worth of serviced from a wizard of their choosing
-This bounty shall remain in effect until it is filled or the cowardly king expires. Should the fool Lerix perish before the bounty is collected, the king shall pay a sum of 50,000 silver keks for the retrieval and delivery of the body onto him

His majesty doth hope for his bounty to be collected in due time, and looks forward to the ensuring hunt this bounty will be sure to bring.

So sayeth King Gregolas “The Parched”
Doge of Kekstantinople, master of Memes and Men, Duke of the Principality of Yeet, Archmod of r/dankmemes, God Emperor of Reddit and all who Dwell Within, Count of the Territorial 4Chan, Friend of the Bulbasuars, Bigger 🅱️ and consumer of

Accipitridian fried chicken

OOC: if your curious, this bounty is worth a few billion in modern day terms. Inflation ftw!

The 3nd japanese empire

Gn

Yorktowns

City of carlini

Ye olde kek kingdom wrote:

So sayeth King Gregolas “The Parched”
Doge of Kekstantinople, master of Memes and Men, Duke of the Principality of Yeet, Archmod of r/dankmemes, God Emperor of Reddit and all who Dwell Within, Count of the Territorial 4Chan, Friend of the Bulbasuars, Bigger 🅱️ and consumer of

Accipitridian fried chicken

Runs a measuring tape across all those titles.
Wow. That's pretty thicc.

Ye olde kek kingdom and Chinese rebel

Have I told the people of this timezone of the big man, Jerry the Stick? Absolute boss! Back in the good old days when I was a wee young lad I used to ride saber tooth tigers and have dance parties in the Wild West and I'd have to fight an army from Carthage that had elephants cross the alps. Those elephants with their laser eyes I tell you! It was a hard battle but our faithful general Napoleon Bonaparte wouldn't let that stop us from saving Jerry!

Chinese rebel and City of carlini

Chinese rebel

Hwuap wrote:Have I told the people of this timezone of the big man, Jerry the Stick? Absolute boss! Back in the good old days when I was a wee young lad I used to ride saber tooth tigers and have dance parties in the Wild West and I'd have to fight an army from Carthage that had elephants cross the alps. Those elephants with their laser eyes I tell you! It was a hard battle but our faithful general Napoleon Bonaparte wouldn't let that stop us from saving Jerry!

I had your factbook he seems nice

Post by Arizonarepublic suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Arizonarepublic

The 3nd japanese empire wrote:...
Put them in the hunger games to kill each other= okay
Burn them= no no
Confusion 100

Field Marshall Hobgood
"Can I ask you a question,........Why do you think that just because someone wants freedom that makes them a bad person. I know the answer to this you don't have the luxury of caring. I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND I KNOW THE HORROR THAT YOU SEE WHILE DOING IT ONE TIME I FELL INTO AN ARTILLERY HOLE ONLY TO LAND RIGHT ONTO A SOLDIER WHO HAD BEEN LITERALLY BLOWN IN HALF BY SHRAPNEL , I CAN STILL SEE A WOMAN WITH A HOLE IN HER HEAD FROM AN ANTI-MATERIAL RIFLE, I CAN STILL SEE THE PAIN OF A SOLDIERS FACE AFTER HER LEG JUST GOT BLOWN OFF FROM A GRENADE I CAN STILL SEE THE FACES OF MEN AND WOMEN CURLED IN A FETAL POSITION CRYING AND SCREAMING FOR THEIR MOTHER I CAN STILL FEEL THE PAIN OF WHEN I GOT SHOT IN THE LEFT EYE I SEE ALL OF THEIR FACES EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES EVERY NIGHT I WAKE UP SCREAMING FOR MY WIFE, I'M SORRY EMPEROR I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT CARING I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT REMEMBERING I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF FORGETTING AND NOT SEEING THEIR FACES, YOU'VE NEVER CRAWLED IN BLOOD AND GUTS IN A TRENCH......... MAY THE GOD'S SAVE YOUR SOUL I'VE ALREADY TRIED TO BUT IT'S THE GODS THAT MAKE THE ULTIMATE DECISION"

Chinese rebel, The 3nd japanese empire, and City of carlini

National Rankings - Post-World Cup

Rank

Nation

Previous Rank

Previous WC Record (W-D-L)

Competition Record

1

Antiyard

2

2-1-1

11-4-7

2

Triekru

6

0-2-1

7-5-4

3

East supple lund

5

1-1-1

6-7-7

4

Territorio di Nessuno

3

N/A

6-3-3

T-5

Warsaw-Halicz

Unranked

0-0-3

4-0-4

T-5

British Bayonet

12

0-1-2

4-4-6

6

Guyomartand

Unranked

2-1-2

4-3-4

7

New Trisone

Unranked

2-2-1

3-2-3

8

Drusselstein

8

0-2-1

2-5-7

9

Greater Saint-Paul

Unranked

1-2-1

2-2-2

10

Central osean republic

Unranked

0-3-1

1-4-3

11

Theocracy of isobania

Unranked

1-0-2

2-1-2

12

North Armatas

Unranked

N/A

2-0-2

13

Notun ahom

Unranked

N/A

1-0-2

14

The Soviet States of Europe

Unranked

N/A

0-2-1

15

Nyxian order

Unranked

N/A

0-0-3

Unranked. Shinjuku tokyo 0

* Rankings are based on past success in previous cups and games. Unranked teams have no prior history in FIDAC


Previous #1 Ranked Teams (points)

2018 (Post-Antiyard Cup). Antiyard (13)
2018 (Post-Highton Cup). Antiyard (19)
2018 (Post-Drusselstein Cup). Highton (28)
2019 (Post-Deerfenland Cup). Antiyard (26)

Point System

WC Win = +2
Friendly Win = +1
WC Draw = +1
Friendly Draw = +0.5
Loss = +0
Runner-up = +3
Championship = +4

Read dispatch

Territorio di Nessuno and Chinese rebel

Arizonarepublic wrote: Field Marshall Hobgood
"Can I ask you a question,........Why do you think that just because someone wants freedom that makes them a bad person. I know the answer to this you don't have the luxury of caring. I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND I KNOW THE HORROR THAT YOU SEE WHILE DOING IT ONE TIME I FELL INTO AN ARTILLERY HOLE ONLY TO LAND RIGHT ONTO A SOLDIER WHO HAD BEEN LITERALLY BLOWN IN HALF BY SHRAPNEL , I CAN STILL SEE A WOMAN WITH A HOLE IN HER HEAD FROM AN ANTI-MATERIAL RIFLE, I CAN STILL SEE THE PAIN OF A SOLDIERS FACE AFTER HER LEG JUST GOT BLOWN OFF FROM A GRENADE I CAN STILL SEE THE FACES OF MEN AND WOMEN CURLED IN A FETAL POSITION CRYING AND SCREAMING FOR THEIR MOTHER I CAN STILL FEEL THE PAIN OF WHEN I GOT SHOT IN THE LEFT EYE I SEE ALL OF THEIR FACES EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES EVERY NIGHT I WAKE UP SCREAMING FOR MY WIFE, I'M SORRY EMPEROR I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT CARING I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT REMEMBERING I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF FORGETTING AND NOT SEEING THEIR FACES, YOU'VE NEVER CRAWLED IN BLOOD AND GUTS IN A TRENCH......... MAY THE GOD'S SAVE YOUR SOUL I'VE ALREADY TRIED TO BUT IT'S THE GODS THAT MAKE THE ULTIMATE DECISION"

I’m not handing my criminals over to him

Arizonarepublic

Chinese rebel wrote:I’m not handing my criminals over to him

Field Marshall Hobgood
"Please don't please treat them like humans I don't know what's happening to this world but it has to stop the senseless death and destruction it has to stop"

Chinese rebel and The 3nd japanese empire

Arizonarepublic wrote: Field Marshall Hobgood
"Please don't please treat them like humans I don't know what's happening to this world but it has to stop the senseless death and destruction it has to stop"

I will put them on probation

Arizonarepublic

Post by Yorktowns suppressed by a moderator.

Yorktowns wrote:*quietly whistles*

*loudly whistles*

Hwuap and Yorktowns

Post by Yorktowns suppressed by a moderator.

Yorktowns wrote:*quietly whistles*

medium whistles

better yet:

medium rare whistles

Yorktowns

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