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Quasiphage disagrees, as we should not trade in the freedom of our people!
The currency of The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles should be a 'Rmaic', or Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles Currency, which would be interchangeable with other currencies with a symbol of ⴽ.

Quasiphage wrote:Quasiphage disagrees, as we should not trade in the freedom of our people!

This is non sequitur as freedom is not correlated with welfare. Well being and freedom are irrelevant when compared with the other. Also, the Standard Welfare Token should logically precede this "Rmaic" in matters of their use as it is the symbol of all that other lucre represents: how better off one is in comparison to one another. Furthermore, "Rmaic" is clearly intended to be as standardised and collective currency for our continent, however, it is not standard, and not even its capitalisation is, and it is not collective, as to be truly representative of the randomly misplaced artificial isles, it must capture the essence of those who dwell here. Currently, that could include ones collection dwarven outsiders, ones "hotness" (which incidentally would benefit from a conversion to millihelens), or ones welfare in comparison to others.

Infernal Spawn of Evil wrote:This is non sequitur as freedom is not correlated with welfare. Well being and freedom are irrelevant when compared with the other. Also, the Standard Welfare Token should logically precede this "Rmaic" in matters of their use as it is the symbol of all that other lucre represents: how better off one is in comparison to one another. Furthermore, "Rmaic" is clearly intended to be as standardised and collective currency for our continent, however, it is not standard, and not even its capitalisation is, and it is not collective, as to be truly representative of the randomly misplaced artificial isles, it must capture the essence of those who dwell here. Currently, that could include ones collection dwarven outsiders, ones "hotness" (which incidentally would benefit from a conversion to millihelens), or ones welfare in comparison to others.

IFcult's right, you know!

Post self-deleted by Quasiphage.

The vexillological practices of Infernal Spawn of Evil are absolutely horrific, therefore Quasiphage denounces this abomination of flag design.

Quasiphage wrote:The vexillological practices of Infernal Spawn of Evil are absolutely horrific, therefore Quasiphage denounces this abomination of flag design.

Quasiphage is right, little Infernal Spawn of Evil.

Quasiphage

I, Lord Bacon, wish to sign the Azure-Cobalt treaty in the name of Baconi

Utonisia must sign the Azure-Cobalt treaty.

I, Lord Utos, wish to sign the Azure-Cobalt Treaty in the name of Utonisia.

I, IFcoltransG of Snuggles and The FSM wish to sign the Azure-Cobalt Treaty in the name of Infernal Spawn of Evil.

Does Infernal Spawn of Evil wish to go ahead with its invasion of Azure Isle?

Not if Anglica isle Has anything to do with it...

I have already stationed all of my troops on Άλφα islet.

I am waiting...

Today, we attack Γάμμα Islet, and Δέλτα Islet.

Why‽
I was hoping that Infernal Spawn of Evil wouldn't invade, lessening the probability of a war within our beautiful region.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If Baconi gives permission, Quasiphage would keep a small (i.e. several thousand) garrison of soldiers on Baconi's most southeastern point to prevent further conflict between Infernal Spawn of Evil and Anglica isle over Cobalt Island.

This would mean constructing a small town to house the needs of the soldiers. Only 100 or so of the soldiers will be human, the rest supersoldiers.

I give permission to Quasiphage to keep this garrison

Baconi wrote:I give permission to Quasiphage to keep this garrison

Gradá dí, piera remvedós azers a dís ecoðor. Oporonᵹ.
Or, translated by Alexander Yalt, 17th translator for Baron Vælreð of Canis, Military Advisor to Lord Norjam,
Grade you, pier remove azers a this ecology. Opportunity.
Quasiphage does not take any responsibility for the grammar mistakes in this translation, a breach of the Azure-Cobalt Treaty.

Post self-deleted by Quasiphage.

It has been found that Yalt was the publisher of a Hungarian phrasebook that contained translations like 'tudok vásárolni cigarettát' (can I buy some cigarettes) to 'my hovercraft is full of eels'

He has been fired and jailed for fraudulence.

It has begun.

I was victorious!

Important newsflash for the Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles!
In the important position of Spalling Inquisitor, yearly checks will be conducted on the SECOND SUNDAY of November

Also, A new list of words have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary, meaning you can now use them in RMB posts

Bone Diem,
~Anglica isle

Also, AZURE ISLE is MINE!
And I'm sending a taskforce to the Delta and Gamma islets

The list of words is here:
http://public.oed.com/the-oed-today/recent-updates-to-the-oed/september-2015-update/new-words-list-september-2015/

A nuclear warhead has been launched at Azure Isle. A rotten tomato has been launched at The Island of 1000 Staves.

Analysing the spalling results now.

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