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Dhelerum wrote:Hmm I believe you folks like wine.

*Pours a glass of red wine and sets it on the counter.*

Enjoy sir.

Thanks!

Panian wrote:I think I learned a lot, but I've definitely learned a lot more while traveling.
I have a pretty large garden now that I've had time to set it up. It might be a few months before I start canning though, at least I hope I can. I'm not sure how well everything is going to grow in this climate.

Any specific types of plants you looking for?

Panian and Dhelerum

Howard beale wrote:Any specific types of plants you looking for?

*Eyes him suspiciously.*
You'd better not be one of them reefer dealers. I heard all about that crap. I watched Reefer Madness.

Panian and Dhelerum

Howard beale wrote:Any specific types of plants you looking for?

I think I have everything I need for now. I planted a victory garden along with several other things I'd like to experiment with.

Dhelerum and Howard beale

Panian wrote:I think I have everything I need for now. I planted a victory garden along with several other things I'd like to experiment with.

You spruced up the old place haven't you?

Panian and Howard beale

Panian wrote:I think I have everything I need for now. I planted a victory garden along with several other things I'd like to experiment with.

Nice.

Dhelerum wrote:You spruced up the old place haven't you?

Yeah. I really like greenery. It makes a place look homey.

The Sands Casino, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

Panian wrote:Yeah. I really like greenery. It makes a place look homey.

Glad you like the place. Keep it up, the neighbors are impressed.

Panian, The Sands Casino, and Howard beale

*Checks his watch, and sighs*

'Scuse me, I gotta go deal for some bacarrat.

Panian, Demoness, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

A joyous hoot sounds from the slot machine floor. "YES! MY BAD STREAK ENDED!"

Panian, The Sands Casino, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

The Sands Casino wrote:*Checks his watch, and sighs*

'Scuse me, I gotta go deal for some bacarrat.

Ill join ya for a game. Any chance i could get the most expensive thing the bar has?

Panian, Dhelerum, and Republics of central nations

Ah yes, time to relax. God, this is one of the best casinos i've ever seen!

Dhelerum wrote:Glad you like the place. Keep it up, the neighbors are impressed.

*blushes* Thank you.

The Sands Casino and Dhelerum

Republics of central nations wrote:Ah yes, time to relax. God, this is one of the best casinos i've ever seen!

*blushes" Thank you.

When you're tired of the gaming tables, you're very welcome to make use of our other facilities. You could catch a performance in the fabulous Copa Room for example.

Panian, Dhelerum, and Republics of central nations

Hi there. I'd like to get a suite, but first I was wondering if pets were allowed here?

Dhelerum

Great algerstonia wrote:Hi there. I'd like to get a suite, but first I was wondering if pets were allowed here?

Can your pet fly?

Panian and Great algerstonia

The Sands Casino wrote:Can your pet fly?

Nope. It can jump, though

Great algerstonia wrote:Nope. It can jump, though

Hmm. Probably best we get you a room on the lower floor then.
Wait - this pet isn't a flea is it? We don't want fleas jumping around the hotel.

Panian, Dhelerum, Great algerstonia, and Hermes Express 123

The Sands Casino wrote:Hmm. Probably best we get you a room on the lower floor then.
Wait - this pet isn't a flea is it? We don't want fleas jumping around the hotel.

Nah. I've got thousands of ponies out back. Speaking of which, it's probably best that I rent out the entire lower floor so that all my ponies can fit. You can remove the furnishments in all the rooms except for the room that I am in, so that the ponies don't break anything. :D

Great algerstonia wrote:Nah. I've got thousands of ponies out back. Speaking of which, it's probably best that I rent out the entire lower floor so that all my ponies can fit. You can remove the furnishments in all the rooms except for the room that I am in, so that the ponies don't break anything. :D

*Rolls his eyes*
I'm sorry sir, but we don't have the rooms available for thousands of ponies. Good luck finding suitable accommodation.

*He walks away muttering*
Good grief, we get 'em. Why do so many deluded people think they're Howard Hughes?

Panian, Dhelerum, Great algerstonia, and Hermes Express 123

The Sands Casino wrote:*Rolls his eyes*
I'm sorry sir, but we don't have the rooms available for thousands of ponies. Good luck finding suitable accommodation.

*He walks away muttering*
Good grief, we get 'em. Why do so many deluded people think they're Howard Hughes?

Need a drink, sir?

Panian, The Sands Casino, and Howard beale

Another win! Drinks on me!

Bartender, could I get a large gin and coke? Have them bring it over to me at the craps table. Thanks!

Panian, The Sands Casino, PR Turbo, and Howard beale

Dhelerum wrote:Need a drink, sir?

No, thanks. But if you have a glass of water large enough to drown idiot customers in, that could come in handy.

Panian, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

The Sands Casino wrote:No, thanks. But if you have a glass of water large enough to drown idiot customers in, that could come in handy.

We always got the swimming pool.
I mean...that's illegal sir..

Panian, The Sands Casino, and Howard beale

Dhelerum wrote:We always got the swimming pool.
I mean...that's illegal sir..

Hmm. Yeah, I guess that could work.

Panian, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

The Sands Casino wrote:Hmm. Yeah, I guess that could work.

Well just have to close it down for some cleaning later on.

Panian, The Sands Casino, and Howard beale

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