On a quiet Friday morning in the South Pacific RMB...
Volaworand The unified carolinas died, but their White-tailed Deer live on in our Zoopage=dispatch/id=1112163
Auphelia Did you let the Puddles the Puppy out?
Because it seems several exhibits were broken into and several animals were mauled or outright eaten.
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There are no deer anymore.
Volaworand
Concrete Slab
Auphelia *gasps*
You might want to see this.
*shows you the massive gashes in the concrete of the enclosure, and the mangled steel doors that exploded outwards in the Puddles exhibit*
*screams and squawking can be heard from the direction of the aviary*
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I'm sure it's nothing.
Concrete Slab
Volaworand
Auphelia Um . . . do you think the military should be called in?
*plumes of smoke rise in the distant as the screams grow in volume*
*various animal sounds ring out across the zoo as more animals begin to panic*
South Pacifica Isles Roll Sarah! Roooooll!
British Falkland Islands
The ColdWyvernian Undead
St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha Fly u damn fools!
Le Front de Liberation du Midand
Auphelia *runs to the aviary building before stopping*
*all of the remaining glass panes are showered in blood, the rest shattered and covered in feathers and chunks of flesh*
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I . . . hey look, a plant!
Ultimate Distraction . . . Initiated!
*looks at the random piles of smoking, shredded flesh that are scattered around the area*
Give it a few minutes.
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Yansu
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Auphelia We just have to hope the shop is between him and the unicorn exhibit . . .
Are you certain you cannot call in your military forces? They would most likely die, but they might slow him down enough to allow some of the visitors to escape.
Volaworand EDIT:
Nope... I think that looks like Beepee
Volaworand
Auphelia Go Gina and Leslie!
*waves a sign*
*Puddles the Puppy sideswipes Leslie, sending her flying into the wall of the exhibit, and then leaps out*
*he lands in the aquarium and begins to mercilessly execute everything around him*
Ack!
Someone, stop him!
*waves her tentacles*
Hm . . .
Wait just a minute!
*reaches for Puddles*
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The ColdWyvernian Undead
Volaworand Duncan: noooo!!!!!! thank goodness Site B is still safe! we spared no expense!
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Volaworand Puddles the Puppy Auphelia
EDIT: I've set my Nations banner to Puddles to put all citizens on alert! *Puddles is at large* this is not a drill!
Volaworand … This is fine
The ColdWyvernian Undead
Auphelia *he rips through the electric power terminals, sending a large portion of Volaworand into darkness*
*he leaps once more, destroying the cell towers and phone lines, before landing in the middle of Site C*
*in a matter of minutes, Site C is nothing but a large mound of soap bubbles*
Oh, thank goodness he didn't do anything here!
Oh the humanity!
Or lack thereof, I suppose.
Outer peopist wrote:
Auphelia Wait just one second!
Volaworand
*shows a monitor from a security camera in a KFP location*
*Puddles is on the floor, trying to tear into a penguin wing*
The food is so tough and chewy, even Puddles can't tear through it!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Russian grand imperial empire wrote:
Volaworand This just *has* to work!
Dumps the SNOT vat over
Volaworand
Auphelia Two Days Later . . . We've tallied the deaths and property damage.
Thankfully, only 173,841 citizens died, with 3,484,915 injuries. Property damage hovers at around £7.4 billion, with potentially more to come once final estimates are confirmed. At this point 12% of the population does not have access to clean drinking water, 28% do not have electricity, with a further 13% having intermittent electrical connections. 41% of the nation is without phone service, and 33% do not have internet. Half of the coastal cities have sunk beneath the waves, and half of Faraday is still in flames. The homeless rate is hovering at around 19%.
Overall, this Puddles did very little damage compared to past attacks. The speedy response and film references of the Volaworandian government were key in limiting casualties, and we feel certain that with the proper upgrades to their enclosure, everything will be fine.
Thank you, Volaworand. Without you, this could have been much worse.
Thanks also goes to KFP, whose terrible food saved the day.
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Rebuilding most of our two largest cities won't be a problem, will it Midand
Auphelia is a relief!Accounting for government property as well as private property, the damage totals over £113 billion.
I hope this makes an interesting dispatch for you.
I do my best!
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Volaworand
Yansu
Auphelia
Auphelia
The Volaworand Charity Concert Lineup
Rihanna
This did require some necromancy, but so far it seems good. We aim to add another 30 acts, at least.
The ColdWyvernian Undead
Auphelia Oh, my God, how times have changed!
You can laugh, but life's a test.
Thank you!
Thank you!
*the crowd tosses flowers and jewels on the stage*
I will be performing later this week on the Volaworand Charity Concert! Please remember to donate to this worthy cause!
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Auphelia
Codalonia
Beepee
Auphelia *hands you two tickets*
Would you be interested in any of our upgrades?
Beepee *checks down back of sofa*
Can they be upgraded to ...."For an additional £9,800 you can be in the first five rows and meet the stars backstage in the private lounge any time before, during, and after the show."
My second ticket is for my sugar-baby!
Saxavo wrote:May I have one ticket please?
Codalonia Auphelia Volaworand
Saxavo wrote:*drifts off to sleep again*
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Sthalrim
Auphelia Of course!
That will be a total of £19,600 extra.
Beepee
Auphelia And . . . it is in.
*gives you the tickets*
Glad to do business with you!
TOTAL RAISED: £25,500
TOTAL NEEDED: £133,000,000,000
Auphelia If you weren't, it looks like a regular day in TSP.
Volaworand
Grimsby town
Auphelia The musical guests are soon to be finalised, the location has been set, it will be broadcast all over TSP and TNP, and we already have various corporate sponsors!
The government of Auphelia itself has donated £1,000,000,000 to help.
TOTAL RAISED: £1,375,025,500
TOTAL NEEDED: £133,000,000,000
Grimsby town ... Mostly because I don't have any wildlife to put in the zoo.
Volaworand
Auphelia For an additional £9,800 you can be in the first five rows and meet the stars backstage in the private lounge any time before, during, and after the show.
For an additional £4,800 you can be in the first five rows and meet the stars backstage in the private lounge any time an hour before and after the show.
For an additional £4,300 you can be in the first fifteen rows and meet the stars for thirty minutes backstage before or after the show.
For an additional £3,800 you can be in the first thirty rows and meet the stars before the show and attend the hour long Q&A after the show with the hosts of the telethon and select acts.
For an additional £1,300 you be in the first hundred rows and can attend the hour long Q&A after the show with the hosts of the telethon and select acts.
For an additional £1,000 you can sit on the ground level.
For an additional £800 you can sit on the second balcony.
For an additional £500 you can sit on the third balcony.
For an additional £300 you can get a telescreen to view the telethon at the same time and view the acts up close.
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Codalonia
Sthalrim
Volaworand
Beepee
Endopico wrote:
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Auphelia Hanguk-Nippon Beepee Kerlodia Mryasia P R of China
We need food... shelter... fresh SPIT! and musical acts!
Auphelia £30 Billion
£20 Billion Credit Towards Auphelian Goods
£10 Billion in Construction
120,000 Workers and Construction Drones
12,000 Government Agents to deal with refugee services
120,000 Bio-Degradable Bottles of Water
The Complete Reconstruction and Remodel of the Zoo
£2,000, 0% Interest Loan to every private citizen hurt in any way by the incident
£500 Million worth of Auphelian Grains
Our national coffers may suffer, but your national well being is worth any cost.
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Western Pakistan for the 20/10 image
Auphelia has already given me nightmares about Carol from HR! 
Puddles the Puppy on a rampage!
Erinor! 
The TSP Local Council.
