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You just don’t like horses well enough. Swing on by, we’ll slap you in the saddle for a day or so, and you’ll truly know if you dislike them then.
Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Si-topia, and 2 othersLily pad nation, and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies
Here --> St Trinian
Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherUncomfortable nooks and crannies
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........rejected realm....................
Alice Parker, The Solar System Scope, and Auphelia
Good evening from the holy empire of the unified free trade Zone. Our holy 13 corpetations joined together in the sanctified pursuit of wealth. Human rights are a nusiance and get in the way of profits. Join our nation in the purest form of human communication, the trades of goods and services.
Yes.
My knees hurt from petting doggy.
*fluffs your floof*
Woo 3 legendaries.
Alice Parker, Curlyhoward, Auphelia, and Estantia
I need to buy you some glasses. that nation is in The Respected Realms. :P
I'm not legendary, just a thief.
Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, and Auphelia
Between +1 Broadswords and rock music I am suddenly reminded of this:
https://youtu.be/SejsRiaVRqI (with a long intro from the late Christopher Lee)
Hello.
A legendary thief.
Alice Parker, Quiescent, Auphelia, and Unified free trade zone
Also: https://youtu.be/PS1dcWKhmMw
*is back again*
Hello ^-^
Well with one you suffer all the time, and with the other you lose half your life as a non-sapient being.
I would rather be hoarse than a horse, or worse yet, a hoarse horse!
What about me feeding you, taking you on walkies, scratching your itchies and belly, making sure you are healthy, and other such things?
I give you treats!
If I prick you, do you not bleed?
If I choke you, do you not like it choke? (Sorry, thought you were Volaworand for a second there!)
If I torture you, do you not scream/laugh (if it's tickle time torture)?
Imma get me a education to be good stealer!
*fires up the forge and begins to smelt the iron ore*
What did Monday ever do to you, aside from the whole casino-thing-that-we-won't-talk-about-because-it-undermines-my-point incident?
Alice Parker, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, and 2 othersLily pad nation, and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies
I think being non-sapient during my night hours would actually improve my sleep. Also I would get bragging rights about being hung like a horse and could make great puns about night-mares.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation
It is what it is
What did Monday ever do to you, aside from the whole casino-thing-that-we-won't-talk-about-because-it-undermines-my-point incident?[/quote]
We must never speak of the casino incident again. Things will go horribly wrong...................
The Solar System Scope and Auphelia
Yes, you lost everything you owned, and then everything Alice owned.
But she stole it all back for you, plus everything else, so really, what was the harm?
You would also lose half of your life. From sunset to sunrise. That is a lot of time.
There is also the issue of never having a night life, being able to see the stars and appreciate their beauty, or even know what it is for night to be here, as you will be a horse.
Also, you're likely to be caught at some point, and when that happens you are quite likely to be captured and have experiments performed on you. Will you still be considered a human? If you're lucky.
Curlyhoward and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*pounces with utmost force, inflicting pain on myself*
Si-topia and Aidenfieeld
Oh, be careful sweetheart.
*hugs*
Pounce a bit harder :) Show your dedication!
But you are important... *hugs back*
OwO wot's this
Si-topia and Aidenfieeld
Assuming that the rest of my life remains as it is in this scenario. I would first retire and move to the tropics where there is more daylight. I also know that my wife would defend me violently from anyone that would try to take me away and would probably take advantage of my being a horse to ride around at night and post photos to instagram so even if I didn't remember I would still have most of the evidence.
[EDIT] clarification: she would ride me around as one who travels upon a steed. NOT in some other way.
Auphelia and Aidenfieeld
*shnuggles*
I know, I just want you to not hurt yourself :p
*smooch*
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Aidenfieeld
Mmmm hmm.
Whatever you say.
*cuddles*
Are you well?
I know... *smooches back*
Si-topia, Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and Estantia
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