Good evening from the holy empire of the unified free trade Zone. Our holy 13 corpetations joined together in the sanctified pursuit of wealth. Human rights are a nusiance and get in the way of profits. Join our nation in the purest form of human communication, the trades of goods and services.
[quote=alice_parker;35184996]I need to buy you some glasses. that nation is in The Respected Realms. :P
oooooooooooooooopsie.....might we please put the blame on Monday Alice darling???
Between +1 Broadswords and rock music I am suddenly reminded of this:
https://youtu.be/SejsRiaVRqI (with a long intro from the late Christopher Lee)
Well with one you suffer all the time, and with the other you lose half your life as a non-sapient being.
I would rather be hoarse than a horse, or worse yet, a hoarse horse!
What about me feeding you, taking you on walkies, scratching your itchies and belly, making sure you are healthy, and other such things?
I give you treats!
If I prick you, do you not bleed?
If I choke you, do you not like it choke? (Sorry, thought you were Volaworand for a second there!)
If I torture you, do you not scream/laugh (if it's tickle time torture)?
Imma get me a education to be good stealer!
*fires up the forge and begins to smelt the iron ore*
What did Monday ever do to you, aside from the whole casino-thing-that-we-won't-talk-about-because-it-undermines-my-point incident?
Yes, you lost everything you owned, and then everything Alice owned.
But she stole it all back for you, plus everything else, so really, what was the harm?
You would also lose half of your life. From sunset to sunrise. That is a lot of time.
There is also the issue of never having a night life, being able to see the stars and appreciate their beauty, or even know what it is for night to be here, as you will be a horse.
Also, you're likely to be caught at some point, and when that happens you are quite likely to be captured and have experiments performed on you. Will you still be considered a human? If you're lucky.
Curlyhoward and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies
Assuming that the rest of my life remains as it is in this scenario. I would first retire and move to the tropics where there is more daylight. I also know that my wife would defend me violently from anyone that would try to take me away and would probably take advantage of my being a horse to ride around at night and post photos to instagram so even if I didn't remember I would still have most of the evidence.
[EDIT] clarification: she would ride me around as one who travels upon a steed. NOT in some other way.