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Tsunamy wrote:Am I the only person who thinks these poll options are variations on the same thing? ;)

You just don’t like horses well enough. Swing on by, we’ll slap you in the saddle for a day or so, and you’ll truly know if you dislike them then.

Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Si-topia, and 2 othersLily Pad Nation, and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Auphelia wrote:. . .

Where do I sign up?

*stuffs herself into a schoolgirl's uniform and hobbles after you*

*picks up the nearest broadsword with +2 Strength and +1 Constitution*

Here --> St Trinian

Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Lily Pad Nation, and 1 otherUncomfortable nooks and crannies

Alice Parker wrote:Here --> St Trinian

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........rejected realm....................

Unified free trade zone

Good evening from the holy empire of the unified free trade Zone. Our holy 13 corpetations joined together in the sanctified pursuit of wealth. Human rights are a nusiance and get in the way of profits. Join our nation in the purest form of human communication, the trades of goods and services.

Tsunamy wrote:Am I the only person who thinks these poll options are variations on the same thing? ;)

Yes.

Estantia wrote:I see

*warbles*

My knees hurt from petting doggy.
*fluffs your floof*

Drystar wrote:You just don’t like horses well enough. Swing on by, we’ll slap you in the saddle for a day or so, and you’ll truly know if you dislike them then.

Alice Parker wrote:Here --> St Trinian

Curlyhoward wrote:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........rejected realm....................

Woo 3 legendaries.

Curlyhoward wrote:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........rejected realm....................

I need to buy you some glasses. that nation is in The Respected Realms. :P

The Solar System Scope wrote:Woo 3 legendaries.

I'm not legendary, just a thief.

[quote=alice_parker;35184996]I need to buy you some glasses. that nation is in The Respected Realms. :P

oooooooooooooooopsie.....might we please put the blame on Monday Alice darling???

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Between +1 Broadswords and rock music I am suddenly reminded of this:
https://youtu.be/SejsRiaVRqI (with a long intro from the late Christopher Lee)

Unified free trade zone wrote:Good evening from the holy empire of the unified free trade Zone. Our holy 13 corpetations joined together in the sanctified pursuit of wealth. Human rights are a nusiance and get in the way of profits. Join our nation in the purest form of human communication, the trades of goods and services.

Hello.

Alice Parker wrote:I need to buy you some glasses. that nation is in The Respected Realms. :P
I'm not legendary, just a thief.

A legendary thief.

Alice Parker, Quiescent, Auphelia, and Unified free trade zone

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Also: https://youtu.be/PS1dcWKhmMw

*is back again*
Hello ^-^

Lily Pad Nation wrote:Why would I bark at Alice when she always brings me treats to keep quiet? I would never betray a friend like that!

Tsunamy wrote:Am I the only person who thinks these poll options are variations on the same thing? ;)

Well with one you suffer all the time, and with the other you lose half your life as a non-sapient being.

I would rather be hoarse than a horse, or worse yet, a hoarse horse!

Lily Pad Nation wrote:Why would I bark at Alice when she always brings me treats to keep quiet? I would never betray a friend like that!

What about me feeding you, taking you on walkies, scratching your itchies and belly, making sure you are healthy, and other such things?

I give you treats!

If I prick you, do you not bleed?

If I choke you, do you not like it choke? (Sorry, thought you were Volaworand for a second there!)

If I torture you, do you not scream/laugh (if it's tickle time torture)?

Alice Parker wrote:Here --> St Trinian

Imma get me a education to be good stealer!

*fires up the forge and begins to smelt the iron ore*

Curlyhoward wrote:oooooooooooooooopsie.....might we please put the blame on Monday Alice darling???

What did Monday ever do to you, aside from the whole casino-thing-that-we-won't-talk-about-because-it-undermines-my-point incident?

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Auphelia wrote:Well with one you suffer all the time, and with the other you lose half your life as a non-sapient being.
I would rather be hoarse than a horse, or worse yet, a hoarse horse!

I think being non-sapient during my night hours would actually improve my sleep. Also I would get bragging rights about being hung like a horse and could make great puns about night-mares.

The Solar System Scope wrote:You made a sad statement.

It is what it is

What did Monday ever do to you, aside from the whole casino-thing-that-we-won't-talk-about-because-it-undermines-my-point incident?[/quote]

We must never speak of the casino incident again. Things will go horribly wrong...................

Curlyhoward wrote:We must never speak of the casino incident again. Things will go horribly wrong...................

Yes, you lost everything you owned, and then everything Alice owned.

But she stole it all back for you, plus everything else, so really, what was the harm?

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies wrote:I think being non-sapient during my night hours would actually improve my sleep. Also I would get bragging rights about being hung like a horse and could make great puns about night-mares.

You would also lose half of your life. From sunset to sunrise. That is a lot of time.

There is also the issue of never having a night life, being able to see the stars and appreciate their beauty, or even know what it is for night to be here, as you will be a horse.

Also, you're likely to be caught at some point, and when that happens you are quite likely to be captured and have experiments performed on you. Will you still be considered a human? If you're lucky.

Curlyhoward and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Si-topia wrote:*is back again*
Hello ^-^

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*pounces with utmost force, inflicting pain on myself*

The Solar System Scope wrote:Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*pounces with utmost force, inflicting pain on myself*

Oh, be careful sweetheart.
*hugs*

Pounce a bit harder :) Show your dedication!

Si-topia wrote:Oh, be careful sweetheart.
*hugs*

But you are important... *hugs back*

Pacific Hakke wrote:Pounce a bit harder :) Show your dedication!

OwO wot's this

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Auphelia wrote:Yes, you lost everything you owned, and then everything Alice owned.

But she stole it all back for you, plus everything else, so really, what was the harm?

You would also lose half of your life. From sunset to sunrise. That is a lot of time.

There is also the issue of never having a night life, being able to see the stars and appreciate their beauty, or even know what it is for night to be here, as you will be a horse.

Also, you're likely to be caught at some point, and when that happens you are quite likely to be captured and have experiments performed on you. Will you still be considered a human? If you're lucky.

Assuming that the rest of my life remains as it is in this scenario. I would first retire and move to the tropics where there is more daylight. I also know that my wife would defend me violently from anyone that would try to take me away and would probably take advantage of my being a horse to ride around at night and post photos to instagram so even if I didn't remember I would still have most of the evidence.

[EDIT] clarification: she would ride me around as one who travels upon a steed. NOT in some other way.

The Solar System Scope wrote:My knees hurt from petting doggy.
*fluffs your floof*

*shnuggles*

The Solar System Scope wrote:But you are important... *hugs back*

I know, I just want you to not hurt yourself :p
*smooch*

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies wrote:Assuming that the rest of my life remains as it is in this scenario. I would first retire and move to the tropics where there is more daylight. I also know that my wife would defend me violently from anyone that would try to take me away and would probably take advantage of my being a horse to ride around at night and post photos to instagram so even if I didn't remember I would still have most of the evidence.

[EDIT] clarification: she would ride me around as one who travels upon a steed. NOT in some other way.

Mmmm hmm.

Whatever you say.

Estantia wrote:*shnuggles*

*cuddles*
Are you well?

Si-topia wrote:I know, I just want you to not hurt yourself :p
*smooch*

I know... *smooches back*

Si-topia, Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and Estantia

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