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Amerion wrote:43 vs. 43!!!!

I need to refill my popcorn!!!

The Filippinas wrote::o
It's a close battle, a close one between the great tentacle goddess and awesome penguin!!

44-43
The cute adorable beloved Penguin has pulled ahead by a flipper! (but one multi-tentacled sea monstrosity has ahold on my tail-feathers!)

This is literally painfully insane to watch

Auphelia, The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Auphelia

The Filippinas wrote::o
It's a close battle, a close one between the great tentacle goddess and awesome penguin!!

I trust you will do the right thing and vote Auphelia, unless I get two ahead, in which case you should switch to Voly. Our goal is to get the first tie in TSP history, given how close this is.

It seems some of you have forgotten to vote for me.

You’ve forgotten who keeps you fed with polls.

Who suppresses the trolls.

Who protects your right to role play.

I didn’t plan on making a campaign. You all know me well enough by now, after four terms. Besides, when I campaign . . . well . . .

Really, I’ve been ready to retire for a while, but without term limits constraining me, I felt it only fair to give you all the option of having me be on the LC again for a historic fifth term. However, in the last day of the campaign, I have reversed my position on having a campaign dispatch because of the current second place candidate in this race. Most of the others would be fine, really. It’s no Geriatric League, but they are mostly acceptable. This candidate, however, lacks the temperament or experience necessary to be a Councillor and has an attitude antithetical to the very spirit of the Council.

Let them be on the Council without a fight?

But they’ve ruined enough, and I most certainly won’t let them ruin this dispatch. Now, let’s address common comments and concerns some of you may have, yes?

Number One

Duh.

Next.

Number Two

“You supported the one word post ban!”

Number Three

Yes, and it will probably be mine? What was the purpose of that statement? Like my knife after it stabs you, I don’t see the point.

Number Four

“Ha! Volaworand won against you again!”

Number Five

“I’m still not voting for you! Ha!”

Number Six

Because, my lovelies, everything is about me, in case you haven’t been paying attention.

Number Seven

“Will you vote to legalise double posting?”

Number Eight

“What are your thoughts on the cake v. pie debate?

Ice cream is superior in all ways. Deal with it.

Number Nine

“Do you support penguin meat for fox meat in pies?”

Number Ten

“You just don’t understand RMB culture! You’re behind the times!”

I built modern RMB culture with my own tentacles. Everything you have is because of me, and I am very humble in saying so. So back off, punks.

Number Eleven

“Why can’t you just leave the Council? Spend some time relaxing?”

Number Twelve

“You’re a great Councillor, Auphelia! I support you!”

So yes, elect me to the Local Council.

I will be waiting.

I don’t like to wait.

Read dispatch

Volaworand wrote:44-43
The cute adorable beloved Penguin has pulled ahead by a flipper! (but one multi-tentacled sea monstrosity has ahold on my tail-feathers!)

This is literally painfully insane to watch

I care so little, but the closeness makes it nag at me!

Auphelia wrote:I trust you will do the right thing and vote Auphelia, unless I get two ahead, in which case you should switch to Voly. Our goal is to get the first tie in TSP history, given how close this is.

-snip- the closeness makes it nag at me!

ditto! Tie's are the hot accessory this season!

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Thank-you so much for your support, encouragement, questions and feedback. I know that we can make TSP even better together.

*hugs*


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Read dispatch

EDIT: and would you believe it.... 44-44 ... BOOM

Auphelia, The Filippinas, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

jkai

hello

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:jkai

hello

Hello, love. It’s campaign season.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Auphelia wrote:Hello, love. It’s campaign season.

I'm not campaigning, anyways hello.

Auphelia wrote:Hello, love. It’s campaign season.

camping season? have the camp grounds reopened yet?

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:jkai

hello

Cheers! :-)

How you doin'?

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Volaworand wrote:camping season? have the camp grounds reopened yet?
Cheers! :-)

How you doin'?

Just existing, not knowing what to do right now, in short, bored.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Just existing, not knowing what to do right now, in short, bored.

Auphelia and I have another 90 minutes of music queued up in TSP's Discord if you wanna come listen and add songs you are welcome

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Volaworand wrote:Auphelia and I have another 90 minutes of music queued up in TSP's Discord if you wanna come listen and add songs you are welcome

I don't want to go there, And I'm a bit tired as more of my people go to sleep.

Volaworand wrote:Auphelia and I have another 90 minutes of music queued up in TSP's Discord if you wanna come listen and add songs you are welcome

Oh, don’t subject more people to us! Spreading it around won’t free you from the curse.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Auphelia wrote:Oh, don’t subject more people to us! Spreading it around won’t free you from the curse.

Curse, what curse?

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Curse, what curse?

the nightly curse of TSP Discord... only silver bullets can cure it

*one Coors please*

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Volaworand wrote:the nightly curse of TSP Discord... only silver bullets can cure it

*one Coors please*

I think you have mute.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I think you have mute.

Mute is for quitters! :-)

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Volaworand wrote:Mute is for quitters! :-)

Maybe you can close the tab it's on?

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Maybe you can close the tab it's on?

but then it would be so quiet... oh no! :-)

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Volaworand wrote:but then it would be so quiet... oh no! :-)

Maybe you can do some finger tapping on a table.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Maybe you can do some finger tapping on a table.

good plan. So what's on your agenda today?

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Volaworand wrote:good plan. So what's on your agenda today?

I don't know.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I don't know.

I like your salted fish recipe. You could add more recipe dispatches :-)

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Volaworand wrote:Mute is for quitters! :-)

I may be one. I must walk before dawn or the heat will kill me!

Volaworand wrote:but then it would be so quiet... oh no! :-)

Silence is the enemy!

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Auphelia wrote:I may be one. I must walk before dawn or the heat will kill me!!

I remember surviving temperatures of 41 C, and I was fine.

Auphelia, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I remember surviving temperatures of 41 C, and I was fine.

I have survived the heat for many years, but not if I can help it!

Volaworand, Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

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