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Auphelia

Erinor wrote:Hmm... sounds rather like work.

For them. I primarily lounged around as they fed me chocolates and compliments.

Erinor, Abarri, Latviana, and Melicorium

Taigama wrote:Bad Jokes

Why was JFK the best President?

He was very open-minded.

I'm Buzz Aldrin, I was the second person to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

Do you know why Putin has been the head of Russia for so long?

[REDACTED]

I have this amazing ability to tell what's inside a wrapped present!

It's a gift.

My friend has really changed since she went Vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

If you were to get stabbed for a million dollars, where would you get stabbed?

In a hospital.

So I'm reading a horror novel in braille...

Something's going to happen, I can feel it.

Just...wow.

Latviana, Melicorium, Taigama, Allietownsen, and 1 otherTesting Happy

Ipugao wrote:Thanks! I would also like to give you some hand made pots! Now we're done with that, would you like aristocratic ruffs, open collars or anything that would make your neck nice and hugged on your trench coats?

Mabye just open collars that fit the size and only make it in the color green and no thanks for thearistocratic ruffs

Latviana and Melicorium

Testing Happy wrote:Mabye just open collars that fit the size and only make it in the color green and no thanks for thearistocratic ruffs

Okay, what about ornaments? Would you like tassels, spikes or what?

Latviana and Melicorium

More jokes

Happy International Women's day!

It was actually yesterday, but you all took so long to get ready.

I always take my problems to Tommy...

Because Hilfiger it out.

A blind man walked into a bar...

And then a chair, and then a table, and then a wall.

When ordering the food, I asked the waiter how they prepared their chicken...

"We just tell them they're going to die," he explained.

Lily pad nation, Latviana, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and 4 othersCokoland, Slin hifen, Arvan irawer, and Allietownsen

Ipugao wrote:Okay, what about ornaments? Would you like tassels, spikes or what?

no ornaments for my military but thanks for asking for that

Latviana and Melicorium

Hello TSP.

Latviana, Melicorium, and Unojo

Testing Happy wrote:no ornaments for my military but thanks for asking for that

What about medals? Would you like a standard eagle? Or maybe something unorthodox, like a lion fish? Oh, wait. Let me guess? A big yellow smily face? Yes? It fits your style so well!

Latviana, Melicorium, and Testing Happy

Ipugao wrote:What about medals? Would you like a standard eagle? Or maybe something unorthodox, like a lion fish? Oh, wait. Let me guess? A big yellow smily face? Yes? It fits your style so well!

Yes a big yellow smiley face medal please

Latviana

Testing Happy wrote:Yes a big yellow smiley face medal please

Ha ha! I knew that would give you a big smile on your face friend! One last thing, how may pockets would you like on the clothes? Even the feathers.

Latviana

Ipugao wrote:Ha ha! I knew that would give you a big smile on your face friend! One last thing, how may pockets would you like on the clothes? Even the feathers.

1 to 2 pockets on the clothes and no pockets on the feathers

Latviana

Okay! Good night and have a beautiful day po!

Latviana, Unojo, and Testing Happy

Spacelizard wrote:Thanks for the tricks, its a lot of reading but I will start right now!

It's not just a lot. IT IS ENDLESS READING!

Latviana

1st division of the new south pacific

Daal chawwal wrote:It's not just a lot. IT IS ENDLESS READING!

*sneaks up behind you and takes you hostage*

Latviana

1st division of the new south pacific wrote:*sneaks up behind you and takes you hostage*

woah, what are you doing?

Latviana

1st division of the new south pacific

Slin hifen wrote:woah, what are you doing?

Taking change into my own hands

Latviana

1st division of the new south pacific wrote:Taking change into my own hands

We will withdraw our support from you

Latviana

1st division of the new south pacific

Slin hifen wrote:We will withdraw our support from you

*goes inside of Slin Hifen city* if you do this will happen *drives van into building and explodes*

Latviana

The stickmin empire wrote:I just realised I could make someone say what ever I want... MUAHAHAHA!

No you can’t, it’s a violation of NS site rules.

Latviana, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Unojo

Sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday

I have just got the Child Self-Rearing policy, I feel so happy.

Latviana, Unojo, and Trozzo

Coko Cola

by Cokoland

Coko Cola is a brand new cokonesse product that was made by a drink company located in Salentach/Verösä, most of the ingredients were found in the cokolandian rain forests and mines, the following ingredients are:
-5.30 grams of sugar/brown sugar
-5.30 grams of cinnamon
-4.0 decigrams of alchohol
-3.5 miligrams of Linknicotine
-4.50 grams of fructose syrup
-1.1 miligrams of different medical weeds
-1.1 miligrams of recreational weeds
-0.1 miligrams of cocaine
-1.1 miligrams of fat acids
-5 centigrams of colorant
-4.50 of centigrams of other chemicals

Wassup *burps* you nerds, are you tired of people making fun of you because you're soooooo uncool and *burps* stuff well you don't need to worry anymore cuz with this uhhhhhhhh.....how do you call it oh yeah Coko Cola or some s*it, you will be...uhhhhh...*reads script* transformed from a loser into the most cooooooolest person on earth, and then. .uhh... you will be laughing at the ones who used to laugh at you, for only 99.99$ cokos or other currencies, you don't trust me well look at me i drink this s*it everyday i'll prove it to you *takes a sip*....WAAISOISHSUSOJSGSUAKTSJWHSGSJSYSHHSHSHSGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *falls down on the ground and dies*

-End of recording

-Countries that currently have Coko Cola in their stores:
Cokoland
Silvedania
Kartujia
Countesia
Trolleborg
Carthatska
James-longstreet
Bayi
Texkentuck in exchange for Alp Water and oil
Union of nobelia
Ancapimania
Novostia
Plakoth
Trozzo
Ipugao in exchange for distilled tapuy
Koninkrijk der bataven
Country of the boris johnson Order via telegram
Natherzil, New natherzil and The third natherzil Orders via telegram
Advancia-Sizzletown
The Military State of the Galapagos
Traden
Trenaka
Cocao
Goraria
Soveiniesberg
Qhevak


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Y'all look like you need a drink.

Latviana

Slin hifen

1st division of the new south pacific wrote:*goes inside of Slin Hifen city* if you do this will happen *drives van into building and explodes*

You are a terrorist organization, you have changed

Latviana

Cokoland wrote:

Coko Cola

by Cokoland

Coko Cola is a brand new cokonesse product that was made by a drink company located in Salentach/Verösä, most of the ingredients were found in the cokolandian rain forests and mines, the following ingredients are:
-5.30 grams of sugar/brown sugar
-5.30 grams of cinnamon
-4.0 decigrams of alchohol
-3.5 miligrams of Linknicotine
-4.50 grams of fructose syrup
-1.1 miligrams of different medical weeds
-1.1 miligrams of recreational weeds
-0.1 miligrams of cocaine
-1.1 miligrams of fat acids
-5 centigrams of colorant
-4.50 of centigrams of other chemicals

Wassup *burps* you nerds, are you tired of people making fun of you because you're soooooo uncool and *burps* stuff well you don't need to worry anymore cuz with this uhhhhhhhh.....how do you call it oh yeah Coko Cola or some s*it, you will be...uhhhhh...*reads script* transformed from a loser into the most cooooooolest person on earth, and then. .uhh... you will be laughing at the ones who used to laugh at you, for only 99.99$ cokos or other currencies, you don't trust me well look at me i drink this s*it everyday i'll prove it to you *takes a sip*....WAAISOISHSUSOJSGSUAKTSJWHSGSJSYSHHSHSHSGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *falls down on the ground and dies*

-End of recording

-Countries that currently have Coko Cola in their stores:
Cokoland
Silvedania
Kartujia
Countesia
Trolleborg
Carthatska
James-longstreet
Bayi
Texkentuck in exchange for Alp Water and oil
Union of nobelia
Ancapimania
Novostia
Plakoth
Trozzo
Ipugao in exchange for distilled tapuy
Koninkrijk der bataven
Country of the boris johnson Order via telegram
Natherzil, New natherzil and The third natherzil Orders via telegram
Advancia-Sizzletown
The Military State of the Galapagos
Traden
Trenaka
Cocao
Goraria
Soveiniesberg
Qhevak


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Y'all look like you need a drink.

Great! (The collaboration of) Trozzo's Secretary of Tourism and International Ambassador x Secretary of Trade would like to buy Coko Cola 15% of the shares!

By the way, where can we send the proposal?

Latviana, Cokoland, and Unojo

Post by Trozzo suppressed by Drystar.

Guys, how to count for NS/TSP currency exchange rate?

Office of WA Legislation Notification (OWL)

A new proposal has reached the voting floor in the General Assembly. OWL has written up a recommendation and collated opinions, and posted them to our Dashboard.

GA: Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions
OWL Recommendation: For


 GENERAL ASSEMBLY  SECURITY COUNCIL


Repeal "Whistleblower Protection Act"

Author:

Imperium Anglorum

Discussion Links:

Forum thread
LinkTSP Discord


Recommendation

OWL recommends voting  FOR  the at-vote resolution, "Repeal 'Whistleblower Protection Act'". The Delegate has been asked to cast their vote accordingly.

Please find below the Office's Analysis for an examination of the resolution and the reasons for the final recommendation.


The Office's Analysis

The at-vote resolution "Repeal 'Whistleblower Protection Act'" seeks to strike GA#539 from the pages of international legislation. While the proposal recognises the need for a WA resolution on the topic of whistleblower protection, it claims that the target's provisions are too intrusive in some and too restrictive in other areas, and that it should be replaced by a more adequate resolution.
The deficiencies pointed out by the proposal are accurate and explained in an easy-to-understand manner; especially the more complicated issue demonstrated in point 3, a legal requirement in order to prosecute whistleblowers/media outlets which is impossible to achieve due to time constellations, is untangled well by the authors. We also find the first point of the proposal particularly serious ‒ where the target resolution likely had high-ranking officials such as ministers in mind, it likewise opens up every lowly local bureaucrat's financial information to be published without possibility of legal retaliation, effectively assuming every civil servant guilty of financial misconduct without any proof needed. We wholeheartedly agree that this is utterly unacceptable.
Point 2, while appearing similarly outrageous at first, seems less serious to us, since "private" crimes can still be normally reported on without necessarily making use of the (still possibly innocent!) accused's personal information ‒ mostly, such information does not contribute much to the case at hand, and instead plays into medieval legal beliefs of public shaming. Nonetheless, this is only a proposal to repeal on these grounds, not to itself make legislation to those ends, and as such we see little harm in supporting what is otherwise a well-argued proposal to strike a flawed resolution from the books.

Thus, OWL recommends to vote FOR the at-vote resolution, "Repeal 'Whistleblower Protection Act'".

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Draconae, United States of Vietnam, Volaworand, Shangyuen, Free Las Pinas, The new cordian empire, House ahsanul, Rectionk, Amerion, Wi sd ea d, Kylania, North Androssan, Comfed, Tobalien, Arvan irawer, Taigama, Doge Land, Repubblica del mezzogiorno, Neazland, The stickmin empire, Greater scottdascoda, Direwolf1, Land Without Shrimp, Lotrisia, Marinho islands, Concrete Slab, Telipok, Trozzo, Latviana, Ethoodly, Ninduran
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