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Wobbegong wrote:(Short vampires got nobody
To love

They got little tiny legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time)

(hours ago: Following new legislation in Wobbegong, the news is showing footage of Akeldama Kremvh Rothsgor bullying an old man to the point of tears.)

(Noni)

(Quote of the Day:
'"... Virgil! Damn you and your thirstiness for Argonian maids! No matter, I shall kill the old fashioned way." He[Valence] said while several objects were lobbed towards the leaders.'
Figurative bonus points if you can correctly guess/find/remember the context of this.)
(*Wonders if Z will ever get around to that Nirnnian trip.*)

Graag Brom wrote:(Quote of the Day:
'"... Virgil! Damn you and your thirstiness for Argonian maids! No matter, I shall kill the old fashioned way." He[Valence] said while several objects were lobbed towards the leaders.'
Figurative bonus points if you can correctly guess/find/remember the context of this.)
(*Wonders if Z will ever get around to that Nirnnian trip.*)

(Wait the Z from Foxfound?)
(Or some other Z?)
(Because if there are two Z's then we're in far more trouble than I realized.)

Nu Alaska wrote:(Wait the Z from Foxfound?)
(Or some other Z?)
(Because if there are two Z's then we're in far more trouble than I realized.)

(The first one, not any clones of her around far as I know... Although wouldn't put it past Marty to pop into Foxfound from some other CTE'd point in the multiverse and somehow manage to do that either accidentally or in an attempt to provide his 'help'.)

Graag Brom wrote:(The first one, not any clones of her around far as I know... Although wouldn't put it past Marty to pop into Foxfound from some other CTE'd point in the multiverse and somehow manage to do that either accidentally or in an attempt to provide his 'help'.)

(Prusselanden)

Nu Alaska wrote:(Wait the Z from Foxfound?)
(Or some other Z?)
(Because if there are two Z's then we're in far more trouble than I realized.)

Wobbegong wrote:(Prusselanden)

(Not that Z, I meant the one from Foxfound... Should I just call Fox's one Zeelily from now on? [I meant to say the former instead of 'the first one', but the likes flooded in before I could fix it and it felt too awkward to fix it at that point.])

(Elves for sale.)

Wobbegong wrote:(Elves for sale.)

(I'll take your entire stock)

Graag Brom wrote:(Not that Z, I meant the one from Foxfound... Should I just call Fox's one Zeelily from now on? [I meant to say the former instead of 'the first one', but the likes flooded in before I could fix it and it felt too awkward to fix it at that point.])

(Zeelily works, though keep in mind she doesn't know that's her real name.
Honestly I should bring her back if I ever get my writing together. She was a fun character and I think she has a lot of potential.)

Spartan works, though keep in mind everyone doesn't know that's not his real name.
Honestly I should bring him back if I ever get my writing together. He was a fun character and I think he has a lot of potential.)

(Hello there! It's your boy Valentine here. ^^

So... hope you are all doing well! It's been a while since I last stepped foot here.)

Clarissa the Happy and Cheerful Robot wrote:(Hello there! It's your boy Valentine here. ^^

So... hope you are all doing well! It's been a while since I last stepped foot here.)

(Hello! It's great to see you here again.)

Great Mojave wrote:(I'll take your entire stock)

( @Elvany
Wait
Elvany
There, oh wait...
Elfland)

Nu Alaska wrote:(Hello! It's great to see you here again.)

(Likewise! ^^ I didn't really go anywhere, but just that I am more active on F7 and on Discord, so... kinda missed talking to you all here.)

(This is Amelia:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHZDxALWsAI17WP.jpg:large

)

Wobbegong wrote:(This is Amelia:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHZDxALWsAI17WP.jpg:large

)

(I was going to ask "Who's Amelia again?" but now I'm not sure I want to know.)

(*Me warming myself by the dumpster fire that is Fallout 76*)

Nu Alaska wrote:(I was going to ask "Who's Amelia again?" but now I'm not sure I want to know.)

(She's Prez's ex-girlfriend, possibly ex-wife.
She died abruptly, by falling on a coffee table.
She was a personification of the nation Silverakia
S helped her people out after the island nation got destroyed by a volcano. Prez was too busy to help Amelia.
Then there was that time she was a dude. And another time she was a zombie. She offered S a hug, and then gave him a zombie bite. S got better.

https://youtu.be/o5MIxxE2LiM?t=14

)

Wobbegong wrote:(*Me warming myself by the dumpster fire that is Fallout 76*)

(It's not even a dumpster fire at this point, it's closer to a coal-seam fire that had the misfortune to be right bellow a city made almost entirely out of wood in the middle of a huge forest.

BTW just reminded me of an old puppet idea I had, made a modified version of Marching through Georgia for it.

[Begin instrumental]
Bring the good ol' guitar, boys, we'll sing another song
Sing it with the spirit that'll start the continent along
Sing it as we ought to sing it, twenty thousand strong
While we're marchin' through Arizona!

[Chorus 1]

Hurrah! Hurrah! we bring the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! the flags that make you free!
So we sing the chorus from Flagstaff to the Gulf
While we're marchin' through Arizona!

How the sunnies shout when they hear that joyful sound
How the brahman moo which our provisioner found
How the tatos even spring from the ground
While we're marchin' through Arizona!

[Chorus 1]

Yes and there are Tejan men who weep with joyful tears,
When they see the storied flag they have not seen for years;
Hardly can Caesar restrain them from breaking their binds in cheers,
While we're marchin' through Arizona!

[Chorus 1]

"Jameson's dashing cowboys will never reach the river coast!"
So the brazen Legionaries said and 'twas a grusome boast
Had they not forgot, alas! to reckon with our Host
While we were marchin' through Arizona!

[Chorus 2]

Hurrah! Hurrah! we bring the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! the flags that make you free!
So we sang the chorus from Flagstaff to the Gulf
While we were marchin' through Arizona!

So we made a highway for freedom and her train,
Four-hundred and seventy-six miles in longitude, several hundred more to the main;
Tyranny fled before us, for resistance was in vain
While we were marchin' through Arizona!

[Chorus 2 x2 before instrumental ending.]

)

(Hey Nu Alaska, Foxfound, Stika
Guess what?
I'm in F l o r d i a )

Wobbegong wrote:(Hey Nu Alaska, Foxfound, Stika
Guess what?
I'm in F l o r d i a )

(Flordia? Never heard of it.)

(Did you mean 'Florida'?
Also known as 'La Florida', 'The Sunshine State', 'The Badlands', 'Little Australia', 'Giant Lizard Hellscape', 'Too Many Horses', 'Hurricane Bait', and 'Oh My God What Are We Doing To The Aquifer?!?!')

Nu Alaska wrote:(Did you mean 'Florida'?
Also known as 'La Florida', 'The Sunshine State', 'The Badlands', 'Little Australia', 'Giant Lizard Hellscape', 'Too Many Horses', 'Hurricane Bait', and 'Oh My God What Are We Doing To The Aquifer?!?!')

(Also, 'Giant Lizard Hellscape' doesn't refer to alligators or crocodiles. It refers to six foot Nile monitor lizards and the like that are everywhere because of people that are dumb enough to want a giant lizard for a pet but not quite dumb enough to try to adopt a gator.)

Nu Alaska wrote:(Also, 'Giant Lizard Hellscape' doesn't refer to alligators or crocodiles. It refers to six foot Nile monitor lizards and the like that are everywhere because of people that are dumb enough to want a giant lizard for a pet but not quite dumb enough to try to adopt a gator.)

(*Facepalms, facepalms hard.* If I remember correctly over here we had a rich couple who tried to keep a big cat of some kind as a pet years ago, you can guess how long it took for it to get out and animal control had to be brought in. Not sure what happened after that, but I'm guessing AC got the situation under control as the worst animals we have to deal with where I live are coyotes at night and mosquitoes.)
(I'm curious, what's the most news-worthy 'Florida Man/Woman' thing you've seen over there?)

Nu Alaska wrote:(Flordia? Never heard of it.)

(I am in your state. I tasted the ocean water. It's salty, burned my eyes. There was also sand, it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.)

Nu Alaska wrote:(Also, 'Giant Lizard Hellscape' doesn't refer to alligators or crocodiles. It refers to six foot Nile monitor lizards and the like that are everywhere because of people that are dumb enough to want a giant lizard for a pet but not quite dumb enough to try to adopt a gator.)

(I only saw 1 iguana last year. Saw a couple of those small lizard things running around. Also one squirrel that's been domesticated to the point where it goes up to people who have food in their hand.)

Wobbegong wrote:(I am in your state. I tasted the ocean water. It's salty, burned my eyes. There was also sand, it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.)

(Reminds me of another nickname for this place: 'Spring Break Except There's Dead Jellyfish All Over The Beach For Some Reason'.)

Wobbegong wrote:(I only saw 1 iguana last year. Saw a couple of those small lizard things running around. Also one squirrel that's been domesticated to the point where it goes up to people who have food in their hand.)

(To be fair, big iguanas are the only ones I've seen, next to a sign telling people to report them no less.
I haven't seen any problem lizards near where I live, but I heard about a Nile monitor lizard in a town near here a while ago.)

Graag Brom wrote:(*Facepalms, facepalms hard.* If I remember correctly over here we had a rich couple who tried to keep a big cat of some kind as a pet years ago, you can guess how long it took for it to get out and animal control had to be brought in. Not sure what happened after that, but I'm guessing AC got the situation under control as the worst animals we have to deal with where I live are coyotes at night and mosquitoes.)
(I'm curious, what's the most news-worthy 'Florida Man/Woman' thing you've seen over there?)

(Not sure. I've seen some amusing headlines, but a lot of them are fake.)
(If you mean something I've actually seen... not a lot comes to mind, but I think that's just because I'm tired.
Once I saw someone try to ski from a seaplane taking off. Didn't last long.)

(Lately there's been a bunch of huge military cargo planes flying in and out of the local airport, for reason's I'm not sure of. Usually we don't get anything much bigger than someone's private jet. Not Florida Man related, but intriguing...)

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