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Arstotzmerika

Woodana wrote:I am pretty sure I'll win because I'm Russia

and you lost Japan against me

so because you're russia you're an automatic winner?

probably based

B U T W H A T I F T H O

Arstotzmerika wrote:so because you're russia you're an automatic winner?

probably based

B U T W H A T I F T H O

Do not question the system, mortal

Arstotzmerika

Woodana wrote:Do not question the system, mortal

what if i do...

A N Y W A Y
N
Y
W
A
Y

Arstotzmerika wrote:what if i do...

A N Y W A Y
N
Y
W
A
Y

You'll find yourself in the bottomless pit of death

Arstotzmerika

Woodana wrote:You'll find yourself in the bottomless pit of death

So in your military planning you're basically saying that you're assuming that every single battle you will fight in is a win no matter the circumstances?

Arstotzmerika wrote:So in your military planning you're basically saying that you're assuming that every single battle you will fight in is a win no matter the circumstances?

When did I say every single battle is gonna be a win?

Arstotzmerika

Woodana wrote:When did I say every single battle is gonna be a win?

no but you'll win every war

which means little to no defeats most likely if we go by previous wars

🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

The order of the ezic salt

The order of the ezic salt

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/bhab2f/psbattle_this_little_boy_with_a_minigun/
this is the best subredditsimulator post by far

I like dogs

Woodana wrote:I like dogs

shiba best dog?

Post by Sugrastan suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Arstotzmerika wrote:shiba best dog?

I would like to counter your statement with corgis.

Post by Woodana suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Arstotzmerika wrote:shiba best dog?

Sugrastan wrote:I would like to counter your statement with corgis.

Y'all are insane, Labradors are the best

Post by Sugrastan suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Woodana wrote:Y'all are insane, Labradors are the best

Labradors are too generic, Corgis are cutest

- Person with a Golden Retriever and Irish Setter

Post by Woodana suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Sugrastan wrote:Labradors are too generic, Corgis are cutest

- Person with a Golden Retriever and Irish Setter

Alright buckaroo, you've gone too far this time

Post by Arstotzmerika suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Woodana wrote:Alright buckaroo, you've gone too far this time

woof woof

Post by Woodana suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

I came to pay respects to our glorious 3-year-old region that brought us all together.

R.I.P United Order of Pigeonstotzka 2016-2019
"Glory to the Order!"

The order of the ezic salt

Post by The order of the ezic salt suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

The order of the ezic salt

Woodana wrote:I came to pay respects to our glorious 3-year-old region that brought us all together.

R.I.P United Order of Pigeonstotzka 2016-2019
"Glory to the Order!"

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Post by Arstotzmerika suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

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Post by Gypsy Lands suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Post by Castelia suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

To United Order of Pigeonstotzka,

Greetings and salutations!

The Shadow Cult of Jocospor will be on holiday from January 1st to February 1st of 2020, and as such will be unavailable for contact during this time.

Should you have any business to conduct with the CCD, please go through the Foreign Office during this time.

NOTICE: Jocospor to go away on sabbatical

by Confederation state broadcasting



THE CONFEDERATION BULLET
an imprint of Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
"All the gos' - and fast!"


30th December, 2019.
Published from Confedereichstag II, 1 Emperor Avenue, 3926, Vocryae, Jocospor

NOTICE: Jocospor to go away on sabbatical

VOCRYAE: The heart of the Confederation, The Shadow Cult of Jocospor, will be absent from NationStates from January 1st to February 1st 2020.

The move comes after a particularly taxing series of months for the Imperial Empire. "Administrative systems require revising in the wake of the Second Jocospite Civil War," one spokesman said.

Some have criticised His Excellency Murdoch Kellner, who has only just been appointed 8th Viceroy of the Confederation. "Surely he doesn't need a break just yet?" a Valeroxian janitor exclaimed.

In light of Kellner's absence, Imperial Law mandates that the Chancellor of the Supreme Judiciary take over operations of the Confederation. Consequently, Depackya's Aleksandr Ivanov will serve temporarily as Acting-Viceroy.

The Imperial Empire is confident that the Confederation will continue to prosper in its absence.

Kellner: "I will be leaving many instructions for my Supreme Council to act upon."

In this month of relief, the Imperial Empire will also be turning its attentions to locating a legitimate candidate for the Imperial Throne.

"I look forward to reestablishing the Seuiwerd line," said Rogger Wolfe, Jocospor's first Regent. "Somehow."

Confederation nations wishing to contact the Imperial Empire during its absence should do so via the Supreme Council. Unless in the event of a regional emergency, the Imperial Empire will have no dealings on NationStates.

Wolfe and his family have confirmed that they will be remaining in Vocryae. Kellner and his wife, Audrey, will be holidaying by the beach in Tosselton.


This publication is brought to you by the Office of the Viceroy, the offices of the Social Assembly and Confederation state broadcasting. Enquiries should be sent to Jocospor.

Printed with the express permission of the Viceroy of the Confederation, His Excellency Murdoch Kellner. Authorised by the Imperial Palace, Regna Loreau. Copyright 2019.

HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!


Read dispatch

Thank you for your time, and have a nice day!

Hail the Confederation!

The Imperial State of Castelia
Secretary of State
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Goodbye Pigeonstotzka, my beloved.

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