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Finduria wrote:you face, shall be my boot. will it?

You’d end up with one very hairy boot though.

New update from your friends at 10000 Islands:


10000 Islands Emissary Update

Date: February 2019
Population: 1,110
Delegate Endorsements: 344
Forum: Linkhttp://10000islands.proboards.com

The following is the Emissary Report for February 2019.

Government

As of this report's publication, the government of 10000 Islands consists of:

~ Chief Executive: Markanite
~ WA Delegate: Kuriko
~ Senator of Lyonesse East: Louisistan
~ Senator of Himes West: Twobagger
~ Senator of Blue Canaria North: Vacant
~ Senior Senator of New Republica South: Jabberwocky
~ Minister of Immigration: Sargon reman
~ Minister of Labor: Paffnia
~ Minister of Education: Tuga nation

TITO Command

As of the publication of this report, TITO command consists of:

~ Commander-in-Chief: Markanite
~ Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~ Tactical Officer: Kortexia
~ Tactical Officer: Sorya
~ Tactical Officer: Shy Guyia
~ EF Tactical Officer: Smugglers and Mercs
~ Executive Officer: Hakketomat
~ Executive Officer: Aschente

News Around The Islands

- Former Chief Executive Woonsocket resigned from the post, passing the job on to long time Islander Markanite.
- Former Deputy Minister of Education Tuga nation has chosen Matt from wii sports as the new featured nation of the month.
- Last month's house competitions, run by Senator for Lyonnesse East Louisistan, have come to a close. The House of Wordy has won the House Cup; The House of Enigmatic, led by Senator for Himes West Twobagger, has won the House Shield; and Escanaba of the House of Wordy has won the House Sceptre.
- The Council rejected NS 287-1: Roumania Embassy Request by consensus.
- The Council passed NS 287-2: Name Neutrality united House Steward of the House of Grub 8-0, with 1 abstention.
- The Council passed NS 287-3: Name Twobagger House Steward of the House of The Enigmatic Nation 8-0, with 1 abstention.
- Regional Reserve Chair Sargon reman has hired The United Royal Islands of Euramathania as Deputy Regional Reserve Chair, returning a valuable team member to The Regional Reserve.
- Regional Reserve Chair Sargon reman has named Ater nox winner of the first-ever Account of the Quarter award.
- Chief Executive Markanite has named Sargon reman as the next Minister of Immigration, replacing New ecopia.
- Aersoldorf has won the latest Poet Laureate Contest.
- Jabberwocky has been hired as a forum Buddy.
- Delegate Kuriko has hired Alemputo as Emissary to Heart.
- Delegate Kuriko has also hired Twobagger as Emissary to Greater Dienstad.
- Delegate Kuriko has additionally hired Triora as Emissary to Philosophy 115.
- The Council passed NS 288-1: Modify Rookie of the Quarter Eligibility 8-0, with 1 vacancy.
- The Council passed NS 288-2: Close Embassy with The East Pacific 6-0, with 1 delegation to the delegate's prerogative and 2 vacancies.
- Chief Executive Emeritus Woonsocket has been hired as a Pollster.
- Delegate Kuriko has hired Shy Guyia as Emissary to Philippines.
- Chief Executive Markanite has hired The tasmanian islands as a Buddy.
- Chief Executive Markanite has also hired The African Emirates as a Buddy.
- Tuga nation has been named Minister of Education.
- The tasmanian islands has been hired as Deputy Minister of Immigration by Minister of Immigration Sargon reman.
- Senior Senator Jabberwocky has named Na kanaka isles as the latest Rookie of the Quarter.
- Delegate Kuriko has hired Wallachian states as Ambassador to The Rejected Realms.

Written by Kuriko

Read dispatch

Aaronian fleet

*Does abyssal things*

Particle, Pookyvania, Wan Nyan, and Prunasia

Solarii prime wrote:Never in all my day would I expect someone to attempt nuking you.

Are you sure you want to nuke an incredible ambassador from Forest?

You mean with a Vodka Nuke? *Chuckles drunkenly taking another swig of Vodka casually grabbing pizza from pizza guy as he is killed by a serial killer*

Belogrod wrote:You mean with a Vodka Nuke? *Chuckles drunkenly taking another swig of Vodka casually grabbing pizza from pizza guy as he is killed by a serial killer*

Oh no, not my pizza guy!
Oh well we'll just have to reuse his corpse to make a new pizza guy

Particle wrote:Oh no, not my pizza guy!
Oh well we'll just have to reuse his corpse to make a new pizza guy

We can create a cybernetic body and use his consciousness to bring him back as a fully self aware AI.

Belogrod wrote:We can create a cybernetic body and use his consciousness to bring him back as a fully self aware AI.

Or just let his consciousness roam around the Internet. If it wants a body, it can make something with a 3D printer.

Pookyvania wrote:

Or just let his consciousness roam around the Internet. If it wants a body, it can make something with a 3D printer.

Oh, i was gonna throw him back into the vat place.

Or what about growing him a new body in a vat and putting what's left of his brain into it?

Belogrod wrote:Or what about growing him a new body in a vat and putting what's left of his brain into it?

Sounds a little bit like Altered Carbon.

Hello everyone. Just would like to say keep growing.

Bostoniax wrote:Hello everyone.  Just would like to say keep growing. 

Sure, we'll keep growing new citizens

Hello everyone. Nice to be back here again (sure from allied region...but eh).

How's life?

Ujang wrote:Hello everyone. Nice to be back here again (sure from allied region...but eh).

How's life?

Not death

Pookyvania and Ujang

Particle wrote:Not death

Nice to hear that.

Continue to not die.

(~o o)~

Particle, Vrolondia, Pookyvania, and Prunasia

Belogrod wrote:*Takes a large swig of Vodka softly singing Katyusha while sitting on a Belogrodian Tank & Mantlet* Leave the Cult of Waffles alone, which I prefer pancakes, as long as they don't do anything wrong by accident or intentional they should be fine. *Resumes drinking Vodka and singing*

No cowbells for you!

IHOP once (unsuccessfully) sued the International House of Prayer for using the acronym you would expect from the International House of Prayer -- IHOP. Needless to say, Waffle House would never do such a thing
-The (nerdy and hungry) Vice President

Waffle cult wrote:IHOP once (unsuccessfully) sued the International House of Prayer for using the acronym you would expect from the International House of Prayer -- IHOP. Needless to say, Waffle House would never do such a thing
-The (nerdy and hungry) Vice President

And what does that have to do with this Cult of Waffles?

Belogrod wrote:And what does that have to do with this Cult of Waffles?

Waffles rule. Just sayin'
-VP

Pookyvania and Ujang

Waffle cult wrote:Waffles rule. Just sayin'
-VP

Well....I can't really say no to waffles.
Chocolate waffles for breakfast is heaven for me.

Seems to be a particularly slow / busy time for everyone IRL. How is everyone holding up?

Particle, Pookyvania, and Solarii prime

Tiku wrote:Seems to be a particularly slow / busy time for everyone IRL. How is everyone holding up?

Decent. Scholarships are kicking my butt, but I got all my tuition paid for college next year!

Particle, Pookyvania, Tiku, and Solarii prime

Tiku wrote:Seems to be a particularly slow / busy time for everyone IRL. How is everyone holding up?

Exammmmmmmmmmmmssssssss

x_x

No seriously, it's killing me right now.

And I like the RMB edit feature in NS, no spam-deleting again. Thanks, Max Barry.

Particle, Pookyvania, Tiku, and Solarii prime

Queen falcona stark

Texas

Nagatar karumuttu chettiar wrote::D Looks great!! :)

Thanks for the compliment! <3

Pookyvania, Nagatar karumuttu chettiar, and Solarii prime

Nagatar karumuttu chettiar

Sonindia

South titania wrote:How do you get these easter egg issues? I haven't got one yet.

Well, I think Ballpit has a good guide on how to max your EE chances!

Let me link it...

Pookyvania and Solarii prime

South titania wrote:How do you get these easter egg issues? I haven't got one yet.

I have read that having "holy" and/or "NationStates" in your classifications helps (I have had another EE in my main since I added those words). Also, you get one if you let a nation CTE and reactivate it. Also, you definitely get one or two over time if you just keep existing and addressing issues.

Wan Nyan and Solarii prime

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