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RMB Today - Issue 1

by Snn newsbooth

BREAKING NEWS: ALFONSO VIII ASSASSINATED BY PORTUGESE ASSASSIN

Breaking by Jacques Gustave and Marcella Lindela

Updated 22:23 PM EST, Sun 6 October, 2019

Editor's Note: Jacques Gustave is a Political Science Director at the University of Capesterre's Toussaint School of Politics in Fuseana. While in government, he served in multiple roles, including senior director for counterterrorism on the Rump Administration's National Security Council from 2023 to 2025. Marcella Lindela is a graduate student at the Toussaint School of Politics and Economics. The views expressed are those of the author and do not reflect the official policy or position of any entity of importance.

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(RMB Today - Madrid de la Hispania, Almerdonia) - On 1 October, 2019, Alfonso VIII, the leader of Almerdonia, was assassinated while he was asleep. It was around 3:00 in the morning and the guards were down. Guards were on duty at the time, sources say, but there weren't enough standing guard to see the killer enter the premises. According to sources, he crept his way into the Açicum House in Madrid de la Hispania and snuck into the bedroom of the leader. The King was eventually stabbed 25 times in the heart and A€ 1000000 of jewelry was stolen that night.

Killer Buddy was eventually found and sentenced to be executed in the Almerdonian High Court. The killer was rumoured to have tried to pawn that jewelry before he was caught at the hands of the law. Almerdonia is still mourning to this day even after Queen Leia of the Anglo-Aragon-Hapsburg Dynasty took power. The weapon that was found outside of the palace in the gardens was a knife that was allegedly used to kill Alfonso and was eventually used to track down the killer. Twenty-five stab wounds were found in the leader before the fingerprints were found on the knife to find the Killer Buddy.

Alfonso was the leader of Almerdonia from February 2019 to his untimely death in October. He took power following Carlos I's departure by abdicating. Under King Alfonso VIII, the Überhaart Pact was formed, which is a defense pact that includes Almerdonia, Indusse, Awell Islands, Kryxtovia, the Polish-Kerban empire, and Neo Kerala. He helped form that alliance in the hopes that it would be used to protect nations involved and to ensure the stability of nations committed.

Following his unfortunate and premature death, Queen Leia of the Anglo-Aragon-Hapsburg Dynasty, who is just six-years-old, will be taking the power of the Almerdonian Kingdom. It will be really interesting to see how the young queen can bear her kingdom.

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Post self-deleted by Montrandec.

Montrandec wrote:Chicken overlords litterally kicked your a*s so or mommy Yuno restores or you're decaying):

We are currently allied with Yuno so we would prefer it if you didn't insult them.

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hi yuns+yuns frens

Opstan

The nation of pingu wrote:We are currently allied with Yuno so we would prefer it if you didn't insult them.

Montrandec wrote:I don't insult them I told them look this is happening and you lost your old place

B chill pls

Both of youz

Hi

Opstan

Opslat wrote:Hi

Hello.

Opslat and Leuchtberg

Opstan wrote:B chill pls

Both of youz

I think the only real appropriate ending to what happened is a good 'ol "gg"

Opstan

Opstan wrote:Hello.

Wait, why are you moved to TNP?

Leuchtberg wrote:Wait, why are you moved to TNP?

Because I got bored in Yuno.

Leuchtberg

Op teal bloo wrote:Because I got bored in Yuno.

Ok, that’s understandable
I mean, it’s not much activity here

Op teal bloo

I've dropped to 2 WA endorsements...
;-;

Op teal bloo and Leuchtberg

Proj arcania wrote:I've dropped to 2 WA endorsements...
;-;

That's what happens when a region is inactive. ;-;

Op teal bloo wrote:That's what happens when a region is inactive. ;-;

It's a shame, but I guess it can't be helped...do you think we should take action to recruit active nations?

Okay, all residents are allowed to send recruitment telegrams now.

Op teal bloo wrote:Okay, all residents are allowed to send recruitment telegrams now.

Now hold on a moment, I didn't mean we should take that route. I was thinking stuff like...asking around in RMBs and forums so we can find people looking for a region. I'd hate to be part of a place that takes the route of spamming anyone that joins the moment they begin existing.

Southern igaliaris and Inven

Proj arcania wrote:Now hold on a moment, I didn't mean we should take that route. I was thinking stuff like...asking around in RMBs and forums so we can find people looking for a region. I'd hate to be part of a place that takes the route of spamming anyone that joins the moment they begin existing.

Because RMB recruitment mostly frowned upon. So telegrams are better.

Proj arcania

Op teal bloo wrote:Because RMB recruitment mostly frowned upon. So telegrams are better.

Fair enough, but to be that region...
It doesn't sit well with one when one has experienced it themselves.

Proj arcania wrote:Fair enough, but to be that region...
It doesn't sit well with one when one has experienced it themselves.

Don't spam new nations. Spam old nations.

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Citadel of cats wrote:South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos we will liberate Chicken Overlords from your tyranny and make it our puppet!!!

If you submit to us now we will let you stay as officer.

What are you even talking about?!?!

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