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DescriptionGLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS!
AVE, TRUE TO HOCHERLAN!

Hocherlan's Tigers

by Hocherlan

GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS
GLORY TO KRUMPELBERG
DAGOTH UR IS A KRUMPELBERG


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Sung to the tune of Arkanove Delije

VŠETCI ZA JEDNÉHO A JEDEN ZA VŠETKÝCH
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
KDE JE JEDEN, SÚ VŠETCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI

KRUMPELBERGSKO

KRUMPELBERGSKO

BRÁNIA KRUMPELBERGSKÉ MEMY
BRÁNIA KRUMBELBERGSKÉ RMB
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
HOVNOPOSTERI BEZ CHÝB
BRÁNIA KRUMPELBERGSKÉ MEMY
BRÁNIA KRUMBELBERGSKÉ RMB
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
HOVNOPOSTERI BEZ CHÝB

HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)

HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
NEPRIATEĽ TO DOBRE POZNÁ
NEMAJÚ STRACH POLOŽIŤ SVOJ ŽIVOT ZA KRUMPELBERGSKO
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
NEPRIATEĽ TO DOBRE POZNÁ
NEMAJÚ STRACH POLOŽIŤ SVOJ ŽIVOT ZA KRUMPELBERGSKO

HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI

KRUMPELBERGSKO NEMÔŽE BYŤ UBRÁNENÉ PRED RMB, CHLAPČE
VZDAJ TO HOVNOPOSTEROM AKO ZA TEBA ZOMIERAJÚ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NEMÔŽE BYŤ UBRÁNENÉ PRED RMB, CHLAPČE
VZDAJ TO HOVNOPOSTEROM AKO ZA TEBA ZOMIERAJÚ

HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI

VŠETCI ZA JEDNÉHO A JEDEN ZA VŠETKÝCH
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
KDE JE JEDEN, SÚ VŠETCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtC9VPHP2E

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Sung to the tune of Hvala Ti Arkane

NEZABUDNEM NA TIE DNI
KEĎ NÁS CHCELI VYHUBIŤ
ALE ICH SNY SA ROZPADLI
LEBO PRIŠLI HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
ALE ICH SNY SA ROZPADLI
LEBO PRIŠLI HOČERLANOVI TIGRI

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE

MYSLELI SI, ŽE BUDE ĽAHKÉ NÁS ZVLÁDNUŤ
HOVORILI, ŽE TO TAK MUSÍ BYŤ
SLÁVNI BOJOVNÍCI NÁM POMOHLI
HOČERLANOVI KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
SLÁVNI BOJOVNÍCI NÁM POMOHLI
HOČERLANOVI KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE

PRE MEMY MOJE I TVOJE
POSLAL SVOJICH TIGROV
BOJOVOVAŤ A ZOMRIEŤ, AK TREBA
ZA SLOBODU KAŽDÉHO KRUMPELBERGČANA
BOJOVOVAŤ A ZOMRIEŤ, AK TREBA
ZA SLOBODU KAŽDÉHO KRUMPELBERGČANA

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28

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Sung to the tune of General Ratko Mladic

KAPITÁN HOČERLAN

ĎALEKO OD KRÁĽA KRUMPELBERGU
ĎALEKO OD KALIFÁTU DRISELBIE
SÚ HOVNOPOSTY TVOJEJ SLÁVY
A VEČNÝ MONUMENT NA RMB
SÚ HOVNOPOSTY TVOJEJ SLÁVY
A VEČNÝ MONUMENT NA RMB

KAPITÁN, KAPITÁN
HRDINOVIA SA S TEBOU PEVNIA
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN

ĎALEKO OD REGIÓNU ATLASU
ĎALEKO OD TRPKEJ SKUTOČNEJ PRAVDY
SÚ HOVNOPOSTY TVOJEJ SLÁVY
A VEČNÝ MONUMENT NA RMB

KAPITÁN, KAPITÁN
HRDINOVIA SA S TEBOU PEVNIA
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN

NEBOL SI OFFLINE KEĎ PRIŠIEL NEPRIATEĽ
ANI NEROBIL HOVNOPOSTY NA DISCORDE
UBRÁNIL SI REGIÓN A RMB
A SVOJ NÁROD A MEMY
UBRÁNIL SI REGIÓN A RMB
A SVOJ NÁROD A MEMY

KAPITÁN, KAPITÁN
HRDINOVIA SA S TEBOU PEVNIA
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pngcjizEYc

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In honor of the Driselbian Volunteers during the Third Nuclear Day

Don’t forget the volunteers!

Tamo daleko, daleko od Montealba,
Tamo je regiono moje, tamo je Driselbija.
Tamo je regiono moje, tamo je Driselbija.

Tamo daleko, gde naš lav žut,
Tamo je driselbskoj vojsci jedini bio put.
Tamo je driselbskoj vojsci jedini bio put.

Tamo gde Kaliphat, pozdravlja Qandykov grad,
Tamo oni nuke regionu, u kojoj ja učlaniti se mlad.
Tamo oni nuke regionu, u kojoj ja učlaniti se mlad.

Bez otadžbine, na Montealbu živeh ja,
ali sam ponosno klic'o, živela Driselbija!
ali sam ponosno klic'o, ŽIVELA DRISELBIJA!

Read factbook

✵HOCHERLAN✵
The Forest-Walker, The Great Tiger, The Vagabond-God, The Partisan Lord, The Eternal Captain, The Martyr, The One True God of Montealba, The Eternal Captain From Krumpelberg to Montealba, He Who United The Divided, Lobster-Lord, Windblown, The Struggler.


Hocherlan is by far, one of the greatest individuals to have grace Krumpelberg and Montealba. His service in Krumpelberg brought fame and glory, his excellence at completing the events Z-Day and N-Day for nearly three years is understood as a figment of living legend here in Montealba. No individual exudes military supremacy and glorious battle-fervor than Captain Hocherlan, our glorious warrior whose fighting spirit and determination is unstoppable.

It is from this his cult of personality quickly was founded, and where today it is formalized. We understand Hocherlan, as a warrior-poet. A warrior keen in spellcraft and the art of shytposting.

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The Warrior
Our gracious warrior-god began his legend most notably as a warrior and leader in Krumpelberg, raising a volunteer militia we affectionately refer to as Hocherlan's Tigers.

His warrior spirit came to Montealba, and his warrior continues to fight in his holy name. He is the embodiment of our warrior spirit.

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The Poet

But beyond his martial prowess please contemplate and rever his great writings that have united us beyond comprehension.

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However All Good Things Come To An End

And hereby the 8th of the 12th Month is our Martyr Day, we shall feast and listen to the ballads of long ago in remembrance with our warrior-god incorporeal or spiritually, for we await his return and know he will always watch over us, he will return in our finest hour

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

YOU HAVE RECIEVED THE BLESSING OF HOCHERLAN

GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS!
AVE, TRUE TO HOCHERLAN
GOD IS A KRUMPELBERG, HIS NAME IS DAGOTH UR
MONTEALBANS NEVER DIE
FOR THE ONE TRUE CAPTAIN FROM KRUMPELBERG TO MONTEALBA
HEJ HEJ HEJ SOKOLY!

LinkGO WITH HOCH, TIGERS YOUNG AND OLD! GO WITH HOCH!

TO SHOW YOUR DEVOTION TO OUR LORD HOCHERLAN, PRAISE HIM WITH A HOLY AESTHETIC SYMBOL
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SHOW YOUR DEVOTION TO OUR LORD HOCHERLAN, PRAISE HIM WITH THE CULT'S HOLIEST SYMBOL. ✵THE STAR OF HOCHERLAN✵

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Please enjoy your pilgramage by listening to a holy song as you read: https://youtu.be/dLZPfMHWPWk

Or perchance, the OST of Montealba: https://youtu.be/ypknY6nIDe0

Hymns of Hocherlan
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✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵A Hocherlanist Poem✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵

Blackened hollow sun
Thy light is dark
Your warmth is cold
But you are a sight to behold

You do not burn my skin
You do not fray my eyes
But you guide our mortal lives

Our actions morally justified
Our belief in you is of no concern
Our relief only comes upon your return

We shall slay the weak
And bury the rest
As long as we get to suckle on Kintada's chest

✵✵✵✵✵Gedicht des Hocherlanisten (A Hocherlanist Poem - Spezi edition)✵✵✵✵✵

Geschwärzte hohle Sonne
Dein Licht ist finster
Deine Wärme ist kalt
Doch erleuchtest du uns’re Gesichter

Du verbrennst nicht meine Haut
Du blendest nicht meine Augen
Doch führst uns durch den Glauben

Uns‘re Taten stets gerecht
Unser Vertrauen geben wir her
Erlösung bringt einzig deine Rückkehr

Mögen wir die Schwachen erschlagen
Und gegen den Rest uns rüsten
Solang wir uns nähren an Kintadens Brüsten

✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵Hočerlanistická báseň (doslovný preklad)✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵

Očiernené duté slko
Tvoje svetlo je temné
Tvoje teplo je chladné
Ale si hodno nášho pohľadu

Nepáliš moju kožu
Neničíš moje oči
Ale vedieš naše smrteľné životy

Naše skutky sú morálne odôvodnené
Naša viera v teba je bez obáv
Naša spása príde len v tvoj príchod

Zmoríme slabých
A pochováme zvyšných
Pokiaľ môžme cuckať Kintadino prso

Sung to the tune of Arkanove Delije

VŠETCI ZA JEDNÉHO A JEDEN ZA VŠETKÝCH
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
KDE JE JEDEN, SÚ VŠETCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI

KRUMPELBERGSKO

KRUMPELBERGSKO

BRÁNIA KRUMPELBERGSKÉ MEMY
BRÁNIA KRUMBELBERGSKÉ RMB
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
HOVNOPOSTERI BEZ CHÝB
BRÁNIA KRUMPELBERGSKÉ MEMY
BRÁNIA KRUMBELBERGSKÉ RMB
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
HOVNOPOSTERI BEZ CHÝB

HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)

HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
NEPRIATEĽ TO DOBRE POZNÁ
NEMAJÚ STRACH POLOŽIŤ SVOJ ŽIVOT ZA KRUMPELBERGSKO
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
NEPRIATEĽ TO DOBRE POZNÁ
NEMAJÚ STRACH POLOŽIŤ SVOJ ŽIVOT ZA KRUMPELBERGSKO

HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI

KRUMPELBERGSKO NEMÔŽE BYŤ UBRÁNENÉ PRED RMB, CHLAPČE
VZDAJ TO HOVNOPOSTEROM AKO ZA TEBA ZOMIERAJÚ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NEMÔŽE BYŤ UBRÁNENÉ PRED RMB, CHLAPČE
VZDAJ TO HOVNOPOSTEROM AKO ZA TEBA ZOMIERAJÚ

HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
TO SÚ CHRABRÍ CHLAPCI (pre teba)
HEJ, HEJ TIGRI
KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI

VŠETCI ZA JEDNÉHO A JEDEN ZA VŠETKÝCH
TOTO SÚ TÍ SKUTOČNÍ HOVNOPOSTERI
KDE JE JEDEN, SÚ VŠETCI
HOČERLANOVI TIGRI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtC9VPHP2E

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Sung to the tune of Hvala Ti Arkane

NEZABUDNEM NA TIE DNI
KEĎ NÁS CHCELI VYHUBIŤ
ALE ICH SNY SA ROZPADLI
LEBO PRIŠLI HOČERLANOVI TIGRI
ALE ICH SNY SA ROZPADLI
LEBO PRIŠLI HOČERLANOVI TIGRI

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE

MYSLELI SI, ŽE BUDE ĽAHKÉ NÁS ZVLÁDNUŤ
HOVORILI, ŽE TO TAK MUSÍ BYŤ
SLÁVNI BOJOVNÍCI NÁM POMOHLI
HOČERLANOVI KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI
SLÁVNI BOJOVNÍCI NÁM POMOHLI
HOČERLANOVI KRUMPELBERGSKÍ DOBROVOĽNÍCI

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE

PRE MEMY MOJE I TVOJE
POSLAL SVOJICH TIGROV
BOJOVOVAŤ A ZOMRIEŤ, AK TREBA
ZA SLOBODU KAŽDÉHO KRUMPELBERGČANA
BOJOVOVAŤ A ZOMRIEŤ, AK TREBA
ZA SLOBODU KAŽDÉHO KRUMPELBERGČANA

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
KRUMPELBERGSKO NA TEBA NIKDY NEZABUDNE

ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ
ĎAKUJEME (za tvoju platformu), HOČERLAN, DAGOTH TI ŽEHNAJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28

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Sung to the tune of General Ratko Mladic

KAPITÁN HOČERLAN

ĎALEKO OD KRÁĽA KRUMPELBERGU
ĎALEKO OD KALIFÁTU DRISELBIE
SÚ HOVNOPOSTY TVOJEJ SLÁVY
A VEČNÝ MONUMENT NA RMB
SÚ HOVNOPOSTY TVOJEJ SLÁVY
A VEČNÝ MONUMENT NA RMB

KAPITÁN, KAPITÁN
HRDINOVIA SA S TEBOU PEVNIA
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN

ĎALEKO OD REGIÓNU ATLASU
ĎALEKO OD TRPKEJ SKUTOČNEJ PRAVDY
SÚ HOVNOPOSTY TVOJEJ SLÁVY
A VEČNÝ MONUMENT NA RMB

KAPITÁN, KAPITÁN
HRDINOVIA SA S TEBOU PEVNIA
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN

NEBOL SI OFFLINE KEĎ PRIŠIEL NEPRIATEĽ
ANI NEROBIL HOVNOPOSTY NA DISCORDE
UBRÁNIL SI REGIÓN A RMB
A SVOJ NÁROD A MEMY
UBRÁNIL SI REGIÓN A RMB
A SVOJ NÁROD A MEMY

KAPITÁN, KAPITÁN
HRDINOVIA SA S TEBOU PEVNIA
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN
SVOJMU NÁRODU STAL SI SA DRAHÝM
UBRÁNIL SI NÁŠ VLASTNÝ REGIÓN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pngcjizEYc

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Besides Slav-Shyt, there is a Hoch given sequence of songs. This was given to us by Hocherlan shortly before his departure, it is a playlist of Japanese Bullet Hell Music of which he loved, you may listen to it at one of the automated booths: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkLnTkKXBSxj5ikzKwP2K4pbhpNonD5vm

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THE RIGHTEOUS PATHS OF POSTINGS

1.Baneposting
2.Dagothposting
3.Yugoposting
4.Slavposting
5.Feastposting
6.Bunkerposting
7.Bulletinposting
8.Chernobylposting

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CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT FILMS
1. Three Veterans (Tri veteráni)
2. Lemonade Joe (Limonádový Joe aneb Koňská opera)

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ALLOWED SODA-ETHNICS

Majority Rights: Cola-Drinkers*

*Ranked by prominence/prestige: RC-Cola, Coca-Cola, and Imperial Cola

*Pepsi-Cola drinkers are not considered legitimate as they are Driselbian migrants

Holy Rights: Cheerwine and Yoohoo (Cola-Drinkers) and Milk (National)
Kola Loka lemonade (Kofola) Whis-Kola (Kofola)

Minority Rights: Kofola, Spezi, Root-Beer (Including Sunset Sarsaparilla), Seltzer-Water

Colonial Rights: Stoney Tangawizi.

Death Rights: Coldian, Thot-Water, Knife-Eared Wine-Drinkers and Ayran

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THE BULLETIN OFFICE

THE HOLIEST SITE IN ALL MONTEALBA

PLEASE TREAD CAREFULLY AND PRAY TO THE IDOLS OF WORSHIP IN PEACEFUL TRANQUILITY

TO VIEW THE ARCHIVE OF MONTEALBA BULLETINS WRITTEN BY HOCHERLAN:

Under Reconstruction

SAINTS OF WORSHIP

Saint Sellaikov "Selly", the Sleeping Saint.
The great warrior-poet and mercantile Sino-Hebrew, Sellaikov was a beloved friend and compatriot. In gratitude for being a virtuous Tiger, he is now:

The first canonized saint of Hocherlan worship

Saint of Education, Learning, Banking, Wealth, Greed, Anti-Hooliganism, Corporal Punishment and Counterfeiting.

Go with Hocherlan, wherever you are Tovarishch
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Bless

FOR THE SLEEPING SAINT!

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Saint Mazda-otta, the Rat-Chef
The great warrior-poet and Ho Chi Minh look alike, an ancient and legend of infinite praise. He guided us for years in the greatness of Roleplay and forever will guide us, his teachings never to fade. He leads us and guides us in the great beyond.

Saint of Roleplay, Stories and Mischief

Go with Hocherlan, great Tovarishch. Return to us in glory.

MAZDA LIVES!

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✵☽ Saint Dagoth uur ✵☽
From Krumpelberg to Montealba, we shall always honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned. To honor him, go the heart chamber and bring wraithguard. He has need of it.

Saint of the Unmourned, Vagrants, Vagabonds, Nationalism, and Glory.

GOD IS A KRUMPELBERG, HIS NAME IS DAGOTH UR!

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Saint Roki, The Bosniak-Slayer Bard
His ballads bring us victory, his voice guides us like Hoch guides our artillery. Saint Roki's ballads will lead us to TRUE GLORY

Saint of Music, Ballad, and Brotherhood

ROKI SINGS! THE CORDS OF DEATH!

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Saint drakeye the Mad One

An elusive and devilishly dark enigma of a saint. Only casting its shadow when it feels as such, devoid of foolish notions that would render others less. The dark saint, a Lovecraftian horror to enemies of the Montealbans, for his presence renders all confused and yet interested by his skooma-addled musings. He is precious and requires fine cookies and dragon pictures to appease.

Saint of Skooma-Trading, Coke-Drinking, Madness, Subterfuge, Gambling, Chernobyl and Loansharking

THE DRAKE'S EYE IS ALIVE

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Saint Oksana, the Kyrgyz Whisperer

One of the living milking saints, her healing abilities mend all battle wounds whilst her voice soothes and invigorates all men to greater heights of bravery and deed. She whisphers to the fallen dead of the Tigers as they transition to the afterlife.

Saint of Mongoloid Aesthetics, Soft Seductive Whispering Songs, Romance, Beauty, Kyrgyz Disco, and Wife-Stealing

MILKIES! MILKIES! MUMMY'S MILKIES!

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St.Ricardo the Glistening

The muscle-bound saint of strength, his overwhelming physique, and incubus-esque aura drives all to realms of pleasure and self-improvement. His muscle, smile, and dance guide all to greatness.

Saint of Muscles, Working-Out, Dancing, Body Oil, /fit/ and Funky Music

YOU GOT THAT SOMETHING THAT I LIKE, THAT I NEED

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Saint Cibby, the Ancient One

A saint of experienced battle-prowess and deep knowledge to the ways of the strong. A lover of the drink and of the battle, he treads a dark and foreboding path having lived since time immemorial.

Saint of Wisdom, Panamanian-Slaying, Virginity-Stealing, Alcohol, and Depression

PASS ME A BEER AND OPEN YOUR EARS, CIBBY IS HERE

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Saint Altwelt, The Original Saintess of Softness

A lady of infinite compassion and sweetness whose caring for you shalt never falter. Her death and that of her lover is one of infinite tragedy, long may her corporeal vessel be guarded and honored

Saint of Softness, Pregnancy, and Compassion

ALTWELT GIVE YOU SOFTNESS

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Saint Khavor, the Redguard

A dark individual from the concrete and asphalt hellscape who ranges across the land with a mighty draco and smiths raps for the glory of his compatriots. Easy to rouse to fight or argument, he is a furious god but ultimately a well-beloved friend.

Saint of Arguments, Capping N'wahs, Rapping, Rhymes, and Hoodlum-ism

SOMEONE IS GETTING CAPPED

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Saint Kintada, the Troubles

A mighty and sincere saint of nearly unlimited power who is often extremely appreciated and understood by all as a powerful individual. Perpetual insults and caring affection is the only way to keep Kintada from ruling the lands far and beyond. It is through her/him (disputed) that Montealba finds prosperity and learns forgiveness, although some believe there is hidden darkness that dwells within. Therefore, Kintada must be contained at all costs.

Saint of Diplomacy, Travel, Democracy, The IRA, Irish-Independence, the Bullied, Ridicule, Anti-Imperialism, Anti-Colonialism, Potatoes, Blight, and Peace

Fág an Bealach

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Saint Marisa, Wife of Hocherlan

The almighty witch-queen and professional cleaner of Hocherlan's gilded corporeal halls, she is the ultimate female of all Montealba. Her awe-inspiring speed and strength are beyond question and is said to guide missiles that fire at imperialist black bombers. Straightwoard speech is the only way to approach her, she accepts no less and views all semblance of law as not fulfilling "her husband's dream". For this, she tends to the Bulletin Office's printers and editorial newsroom. Her disappointed glare is said to being strong enough to turn any it touches to grovel and beg for forgiveness.

Saint of the Bulletin Office, Anarcho-Monarchism, Kleptomania, Glass Cannons, Cleaning, Cleansing, and Yandere Marriages.

MARISA! MARISA! MARISA!

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Saint Senko, High Maiden of Montealba

The most wholesome creation in existence that requires all of our gratitude for gracing us.A humble maid that only wishes for all of Montealba to "make it" and will do anything required to facilitate that. Saint Senko roam Montealba renovating and caring for the homes of noble Montealbans daily. Oft helps with cooking and cleaning the most saddened and lonely individuals preventing suicide and depression. Fluffing her tail is seen as the highest honor one can receive in a lifetime. Lewding her is a crime punishable by death.

Saint of Wholesomeness, Chill Vibes, Maids, Home Economics, Peace, Tranquility, Humbleness, Cleanliness, Cooking and Culinary Arts, Massages and Tender Affection.

SENKO IS A SAINT! LEAVE HER BE! FLUFF THE TAIL!

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Saint Pelinal Whitestrake, Ayleid-Slayer

The living embodiment of rage and considered one of Hocherlan's holy avatars, he is the paragon of vicious MORALLY JUSTIFIED slaughter. Known in his time as the greatest elf-slayer of his time. He served the Montealban Revolution by slaying the Sorcerer-Kings of the Ayleid city-states in single combat, including Haromir of Copper and Tea, Gordhaur the Shaper, and the Fire-King Hadhuul. However, after the death of the hoplite Huna, his young male lover, Pelinal would descend into several flights of madness during which he cut vast swathes in mindless fury. This included slaughtering Montealba's Khajit population leading to skooma being cut with soda. After all this he slaughtered Umaril the Unfeathered and died shortly afterward by Elven trickery. Despite this ending, Pelinal is remembered beyond all as the Divine Crusader and a hero to all soda-ethnics.

His final words must be a lesson to us all: Like when the dream no longer needs, Its dreamer

Saint of Elven Pogroms, Khajit Pogroms, Humanity, Vengence, Splaying Entrails, Fury, Hatred, Cyborgs, Time-Travel, Divine Crusades, Raiding, and War

MY ONLY AMBITION IS HEADS OF KINGS! I FEEL YOU USING DETECT LIFE! I KNOW YOU CAN'T FEEL ME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!
1000610!
2000610!
4000610!
8000610!

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Saint Dyatlov of Spicy Rocks

The holy immortal ethereal guardian of the Montealban nuclear industry. He is unquestionably the greatest mind of RBMK reactors (which cannot fail or explode) who shifts through the control rooms of nuclear power stations across Montealba, beating young nuclear engineers and operators. Such efforts create peak performance on all nuclear reactor and weapons testing for Dyatlov always forms barriers that forever prevent no more than 3.6 Roegten leaking out to Montealba at any time, this is done by his constant maintenance of the Geiger counters and desimeters. He is husband to Core-Chan.

Saint of Graphite, Nuclear Energy, RBMK reactors, Core-Chan, Green Aurora Borealis, Radiation, and [REDACTED CAUSE ITS NOT THERE]

3.6 ROEGTEN. NOT GREAT , NOT TERRIBLE

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PENDING CREATION
Saint Fico
Saint Kiska
Saint Jib
Saint Shcherbina-Legasov
Saint Andrei Glukhov, "Musk Miner"
Saint Nova Hrodsk, the Spezian
Saint Tito
Saint Lemonade Joe

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The Cult was first established by the heir to Hocherlan's legacy and his chosen successor Eldurgoth. As acting prophet and bearer of Hocherlan's Tigers, this cult is to remember the fallen friends and memes we have made along the way. So that we might never forget what established Montealba. All those willing to understand Hocherlanism, Montealban culture and the philosophical teaching of the Cult may speak freely to Eldurgoth.

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IN GLORIOUS MEMORY OF THE ONE TRUE GOD-CAPTAIN FROM KRUMPELBERG TO MONTEALBA!


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