The World World Census
The Most Beautiful Environments in the World
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Just of Tzo | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Mercy and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?” | |
| 4. |  The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “From each to his ability, each according to her needs!” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 6. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 7. |  The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
| 8. |  The Fielzão of Timao | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Timão Eô!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Kyupaa | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Everyone for everyone else” |
