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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Holy Empire of HaedliaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“For the blessed nation!”
22.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State Halliburton“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
23.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
24.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Roses have thorns!”
25.The Sindar Empire of AelosiaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!”
26.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
27.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Mmph mmph!”
28.The Slow Loud Breathers of DonkervaderIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“All your planets are belong to us!”
29.The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurgIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)”
30.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Money, Power, Respect!”
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