The Smartest Citizens in Hippy Haven
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Happy Lands of The Isles of Heather | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Preserve and Protect” | |
| 2. |  The Broda of Barney Stinson- | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “It's gonna be legend... wait for it... DAIRY!” | |
| 3. |  The Dark Knight of Because I am Batman | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be.” | |
| 4. |  The Gradual Disintegration of Alan | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Life happened.” |
