The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Not That We Care” | |
| 2. |  The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “A Good Place to Raise Your Business” | |
| 3. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 4. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 5. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Pale Shadow of New Old New New York | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “☆ Setting the pace since 4 June 2004☆” | |
| 7. |  The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Kaigi | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Sinkorswim | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Everyone is useful, if only as fertilizer” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Midlands | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't just do something - stand there” |
