The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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339,461. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Scramble like an Egg or get folded like an Omelet.” | |
339,462. | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Fire and Faith” | ||
339,463. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Nothing but pain awaits us” | |
339,464. | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “To the front you scurvy dogs!” | ||
339,465. | ![]() | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Ever outwards, under The Monarchs” | |
339,466. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Take That, Rebel Scum!” | |
339,467. | ![]() | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “I look very much forward to showing my financials...” | |
339,468. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus” | |
339,469. | ![]() | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “You will not be able to escape” | |
339,470. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “All Hail Bowser, King of the Koopas!” |