by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State Halliburton“None shall stop our conquest!”
12.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
13.The PS2 Puppet of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Stop reading my motto!”
14.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“In J.R. We Trust”
15.The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDrackyCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”
16.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodCorporate Police State Halliburton“Peace through Power”
17.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
18.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
19.The Iron Mall of DragynCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Shop 'til you drop!”
20.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Don't just do something - stand there”
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