by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Empire of VeremurCorporate Police State Halliburton“Strength Through Discipline”
22.The Burning Trash Fire of Lord DominatorCorporate Police State Halliburton“Fire Solves All Things”
23.The Armed Corporations of Aurora IslandsCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”
24.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
25.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Money, Power, Respect!”
26.The Constitutional Republic of AndaricusAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”
27.The Mad Empire of Nakina KoreazuIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
28.The Dominion of VosiycrsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“There Can Never Be Enough”
29.The Liberated Cartel of PsypheriaCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Anything goes ... usually for a good price”
30.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Mmph mmph!”
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