The Safest in The Absolution
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Absolution is ranked 26,245th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of National State of Britain | 204,902nd | 41.15 | ||
| 2. |  The Dominion of Trollgeria | 267,481st | 12 | ||
| 3. |  The Expansionist Autocracy of Overthrough Empire | 284,909th | 5.58 | ||
