The Smartest Citizens in Austritaria
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Austritaria is ranked 1,022nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco | 3,800th | 152.26 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Grand Britaria | 4,027th | 147.56 | ||
| 3. |  The Stratocratic Republic of Icrum | 7,232nd | 112 | ||
| 4. |  The Theocratic Empire of Geniocratics | 7,970th | 106.76 | ||
| 5. |  The Phalanxite Empire of Igoria | 13,783rd | 80.3 | ||
| 6. |  The Quaint Kolhkoz of Korouse | 24,376th | 57.86 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Umbriel | 91,897th | 35.65 | ||
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Hebride | 120,151st | 31.79 | ||
| 9. |  The Imperial Japanese Navy Ship of Ryuho | 145,457th | 28.65 | ||
