The Most Beautiful Environments in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | World | pounds of wildlife per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Domain of Richard Nixonopolis | 375th | 2,124.69 | ||
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Panthera Order | 988th | 1,198.93 | ||
| 3. |  The Borderlands of The atomic | 1,068th | 1,139.28 | ||
| 4. |  The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia | 1,182nd | 1,067.04 | ||
| 5. |  The Socialist Union of Soltierra | 3,541st | 650.26 | ||
| 6. |  The Stoopid Children of Pangland | 4,312th | 612.72 | ||
| 7. |  The Imperial Khaganate of Khanbaliq Mongolia | 6,297th | 2,036.64 | ||
| 8. |  The United States of Costas Doradas | 10,562nd | 501.8 | ||
| 9. |  The Alien Hivemind of Alpha-827 | 13,230th | 454.64 | ||
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Calavaria | 16,351st | 163.16 | ||
