The Highest Crime Rates in Despotic Europe
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Despotic Europe is ranked 26,197th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Teh Knew Cencheeyents | 175,918th | 2.74 | ||
| 2. |  The Potatoist Republic of Togekiss Federation | 236,347th | 2.17 | ||
| 3. |  The Sultanate of Far Liberia | 264,112th | 1.87 | ||
| 4. | The Federation of The New Sentients | 269,987th | 1.8 | ||
