The Most Cheerful Citizens in Dixie
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Dixie is ranked 5,227th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederate States of Dixie | 6,923rd | 57.39 | ||
| 2. |  The Bannorn of Selhorys | 14,872nd | 53.84 | ||
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of Byblos | 15,457th | 53.84 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Wotan | 18,640th | 53.38 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Caymont | 18,989th | 53.38 | ||
| 6. |  The Fiefdom of Fossoway | 18,991st | 53.38 | ||
| 7. |  The Free Land of Beowulf | 19,166th | 53.38 | ||
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Manassas | 19,405th | 53.38 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Barclay | 19,555th | 53.38 | ||
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Mjolnir | 19,924th | 53.38 | ||
