The Most Compassionate Citizens in Free Thought
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, Free Thought is ranked 479th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Kitten Softness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Obscurely Profound Confusion of Misplaced States | 421st | 225.27 | ||
| 2. |  The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore | 2,597th | 105.06 | ||
| 3. |  The Democracy of Bubblekirby | 2,647th | 104.3 | ||
| 4. |  The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera | 60,508th | 45.34 | ||
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Myfriendsdadisstan | 88,586th | 43.68 | ||
| 6. |  The Eurovision Song Contest of Helsinki 2007 | 102,233rd | 43 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of MAAAAAAKAAAASTA | 157,393rd | 42 | ||
| 8. |  The Soft and Squeaky Nation of Vand0osa | 245,255th | 29.64 | ||
| 9. |  The Sentai Team of PR Time Force | 287,816th | 9.95 | ||
