The Most Primitive in Gay
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Gay is ranked 26,573rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pearly Gates of True Heaven | 505th | 343.3 | ||
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of Daro | 1,403rd | 216.85 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Lodamun | 7,174th | 105.44 | ||
| 4. |  The Colony of Cottontree | 7,759th | 102.46 | ||
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of GalShanka | 10,696th | 93.41 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of Kyland | 17,237th | 83.6 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Dagger Forge | 25,758th | 74.83 | ||
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Yellow Apple | 34,531st | 67.23 | ||
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Homo Elysium | 34,847th | 67.01 | ||
| 10. |  The Free Land of Lesbian | 45,694th | 57.88 | ||
