The Smartest Citizens in Hippy Haven
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 1,320th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | 46th | 476.45 | ||
| 2. |  The Federation of Mikaclysm | 347th | 322.55 | ||
| 3. |  The Soft Jungles of Poulaka | 558th | 281.85 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | 2,777th | 162.85 | ||
| 5. |  The Casual State of Makiland | 3,147th | 155.42 | ||
| 6. |  The Socialist Republic of Linnaea | 4,050th | 141.24 | ||
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | 4,968th | 128.94 | ||
| 8. |  The Free Land of Rihooka | 5,377th | 124.68 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | 6,417th | 115.42 | ||
| 10. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | 6,747th | 112.84 | ||
