The Smartest Citizens in Kattar
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Kattar is ranked 1,625th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | |
|---|
| 1. |  The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan | 3,012th | 168.72 | | |
| 2. |  The Velvet Remedy Junta of North German Confederation | 35,499th | 47.1 | | |
| 3. |  The Unholy Parasite of Frisbacteria | 191,765th | 23.85 | | |
| 4. |  The Principality of Demon Imperandana | 212,313th | 22.38 | | |
