The Nudest in Old Spirit
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Twin Cities | 16,939th | 220.5 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Nikita Stonehouse | 19,754th | 218.25 | ||
| 3. |  The Queendom of Isolian | 102,606th | 159.75 | ||
| 4. |  The Queendom of Kamie | 128,073rd | 139.5 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Meakin | 140,794th | 128.25 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Hundred | 215,214th | 85.5 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Primus Spiritus | 220,129th | 81 | ||
| 8. | The State of Marceaux | 237,934th | 63 | ||
