The Fattest Citizens in Osakaland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Osakaland is ranked 434th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Nova Christianum | 311th | 90.75 | ||
| 2. |  The Democratic States of Freedenea | 665th | 75.47 | ||
| 3. |  The Empire of Aikoland | 707th | 74.04 | ||
| 4. |  The Empire of Dai-Nihon | 1,156th | 60.78 | ||
| 5. |  The Empire of K-poptopia | 1,490th | 54.41 | ||
| 6. |  The Dalek Empire of Dalekland | 1,644th | 51.15 | ||
| 7. |  The Empire of Nationalist Aikoland | 3,275th | 33.89 | ||
| 8. |  The Sultanate of -The Islamic Queendom- | 6,832nd | 21.94 | ||
| 9. |  The Queendom of Bayonetta | 7,108th | 21.49 | ||
| 10. |  The Splendiferous Liqueurs of Kaminoza | 60,882nd | 13.11 | ||
