The Most Primitive in Port of Spain
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Port of Spain is ranked 9,576th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Rough Smale | 48,186th | 56.12 | ||
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Raymond | 73,579th | 35.36 | ||
| 3. |  The District of Blackwood Prime | 90,869th | 12.25 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Josaphat | 91,642nd | 10 | ||
| 5. |  The State of MMX | 93,813th | 7.07 | ||
| 6. | The District of Gough Island | 102,548th | -18.71 | ||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Grafstadt | 168,311th | -63.64 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Port of Spain | 214,803rd | -91.38 | ||
