The Fattest Citizens in Primitiveness
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Primitiveness is ranked 3,880th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rather Inhospitable Interior of An Actual Hurricane | 860th | 69.07 | ||
| 2. |  The Advanced Technocracy of Really Smart Kansas | 9,628th | 18.49 | ||
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Curious Your Name Is Wynne And Yet | 49,945th | 13.81 | ||
| 4. |  The Stringent Dietary Regimen of A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry You | 50,326th | 13.78 | ||
| 5. |  The Twelve Subways of Make Me A Saanich | 54,507th | 13.48 | ||
| 6. |  The Credit Fraud Is Old News of Thieves are stealing my hemoglobin | 64,926th | 12.8 | ||
| 7. |  The Desperate Relevancy Attempts of I have no context and I must agendapost | 74,398th | 12.3 | ||
| 8. |  The Free Land of Ill See You On Wine | 79,527th | 12.07 | ||
| 9. |  The 480 sugar grams of Bandai Nanaimo | 80,293rd | 12.03 | ||
| 10. |  The Jungler of Zendikar of Planeswalker Jayce Talis | 80,503rd | 12.02 | ||
