The Highest Drug Use in Swaziland
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | World | Pineapple Fondness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Said Musa | 1,602nd | 394.96 | ||
| 2. |  The District of Wild Blue Griffin | 2,717th | 391.36 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Mswati | 3,017th | 390.56 | ||
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Swakopmundi | 3,343rd | 386.19 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Nelise | 172,357th | 104.54 | ||
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Bentrophic | 175,483rd | 101.38 | ||
| 7. | The State of Stay-North | 195,093rd | 81.46 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Dief-Lac | 208,891st | 68.27 | ||
