The Highest Drug Use in Tennessee
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | World | Pineapple Fondness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Copperhead Road | 1,098th | 406.19 | ||
| 2. |  The United States of Bubbavilles | 35,957th | 310.44 | ||
| 3. |  The Home of Caledoniae | 40,064th | 297.35 | ||
| 4. |  The Northeast Territory of Oreor | 64,556th | 240.21 | ||
| 5. |  The Unholy White Lined Wall of I 24 | 76,283rd | 217.15 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Franklin | 78,023rd | 214.36 | ||
| 7. |  The Free Land of CrossVegas | 106,722nd | 162.89 | ||
| 8. |  The Colony of Trousdale County | 125,317th | 131.25 | ||
| 9. |  The State of Thomas Ellis | 127,415th | 128.29 | ||
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Andrew-Jackson | 168,802nd | 108.37 | ||
